Steven Smith - Hello BioHazard, please may I have a word?

BioHazard - Certainly..

Steven Smith - Ok, well, please may you tell me about you as a person, your history in the UFW etc..?

BioHazard - Ok, So now its my turn, me, BioHazard, Lewis.I've gotta say that unlike The Rest of the 'Staff' Although I'm not really staff. I really wanted to keep the UFW open; but I can see where they're coming from, most of them have been doing this card writing and site updating for 8 months! I mean thats practically a year, and I'm sure that if you had been doing this for so long that you, to would feel this way. Now... my lucky chance to tell everyone what I REALLy think about them BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! :) Ok, so I'll start with the past RPers (at least the ones I remember or can be bothered to drone on about) and finish with the current Characters and finally, the staff.

The Avator - One of my real life best friends and a great guy... The Only way most of you would have heard of him is his inclusion in the Forsaken BrotherHood playing with Action Figures and watching QVC, but in all truth that unfair of us... the reason that he's not in the UFW today isn't because of lack of interest, its simply because, lack of PC with internet connection. Every time he comes round to my house the first thing he asks is to check wats up with the UFW, the latest happening etc... And its really quite ironic that he's getting his internet connection back tommorrow (thats when I write this, and in my time) in other words saturday.

HaVoK/JiN - Now, when I first read one of his RPs I was absolutely amazed... I had never seen anything like it... why? Not the actual Rp himself... but he had one helluva Digital Picture inside.. well a few infact. So, when he joined the Forsaken (led by Bloodshed/Fate at the time) I thought that I could get One of these great pics... cause I knew Bloodshed in real life you see... But then after MUCH pestering, he never gave me the pic so I myself taught myself (with a little help from my uncle) web graphics, I learnt how to use Poser (Not very well mind you :) etc.. For that I thank you Andrew, or as you were called, HaVoK and JiN... But What do In think of him as a person? I think he's a total loser, a dickhead...

Next up we come to Dover - Not much to say, I knew him in real life... he with Jake Douglas was the reason that the html test board was made... all round good guy.

Jagaur - Never knew him but I respected him, cause he was a CW! hell yere

Tommy Mauler - Only ever chatted to him once, on Aol Instant Messanger and he didn't seem such a bad guy.. but many others will tell you a completely different story..

Total Package - Dunno..... never knew him

Ravager/AngelDust - Grrr.... one in a long line of whiners and uses of Pic bases of various WWF wrestlers.... although I've gotta say, i talked to him on AIM and he wasnt particularly mean or anything...

Jake "Showtime" Douglas/Rob "The Dynasty" Walker - A nice guy, made me a couple logos I made him a couple logos.... but thats about it... Another Pic Base user and whiner..

X-con - A nice guy, what else is there to say? What am I doing? boring you with stories of people you've probably never heard of I'll move onto the present now...

The Revenant - A nice guy but maybe a tiny bit persistant and annoying at times, but he always seemed to have the best in mind....

Mayhem - A Very nice guy, always up for a chat. And a great RPer..

B.A. Bruiser - The One and Only, a great guy... although I talked to him not so much because he didnt have ICQ or MSN or AIM... made some amazing Poser Models and did some great RPs.. and of course, The founder of The BrotherHood.

Nemesis - Another great guy, And English! Wooo! A great Rper but I gotta say.. after he left for Turkey he never seemed to get back into his old Rping ways...

Genocide - A real nice guy... again, nothing else much to say...

Reverend - Good RPer and great gimmick... never talked to him though..

"The Scholar" Howard Porter - An AMAZING RPer and E-fedder, he put out a massive 450 line Role Play! and it was interesting al the way through! Oh and as usual, he's a nice guy :)

PHD - Another great Rper, all the way from China, and a nice guy aswell.

Ming - A real enthusiast... and a very keen RPer, nice guy, but needs some work with the logos :)

Emerald Fusion - Once again, another VERY keen guy, I must have about 8 emails in my inbox from him all about one match! Also needs help with the logos :) and also a nice guy

IMJ - Never really spoken to him..

Bob Ulrich - Seems like a nice guy although I've never spoken to him and he beat me in my last ever match... Grrrrrrr.... but I suppose he deserved it.

The Body - Spoken to him a few times, but not much.. seems like a nice person one of the forbuilders of the UFW

DMX/Ghost - At one point his Rps were indistinguishable from mine and Bloodsheds.. but then myself and Bloodshed changed our ways... but he didn't... also seemed like a nice guy from his board presence etc.. but again, never really got to know him.

Bloodshed/Fate - In real life called Freddie, a nice guy... sometimes his RPs bewildered me but he stayed here almost as long as I did..... His Rps improved massivley while here, and like myself it was his first ever E-fed.

Sythe - Dunno, never spoken to the guy

Crazy Six - Seems like a real nice guy from what I talk to him on ICQ...

Now, for the Staff:-

VP-T/Anguish/War/Chasm/Richiter - I've gotta say, through all the time I have been in the UFW, I've looked up to this guy and respected him. Then when I got ICQ, he was the first person to talk to me and He is one helluva guy. He's got a great sense of humour, and a great RPer... someone that I'd like to keep in touch with after the UFW closes but that really goes with most of the Staff...

Vp-N/Ed Novak/Lightning Kid/Fourth Prez/Vannila Thunder/Sexual Chocolate - Another great guy, I sometimes feel really bad for constantly asking him questions... And, he writes amazing cards...

VIP/Mike Nightmare/Roody Poo - A great guy... talked to him a lot when I got ICQ but he's never really online anymore... its a shame..oh and he's a great Rper

VP-K/Kaos/Third prez/Tha Hoodz - A really nice guy, again, I pester him a lot and he puts up with it... Another great Role Player..I remember when he was Prez and it wasnt great.. but then again, I probably wouldn't last a second.

VP-M/Myst/Krusha/Nick Taylor/Fury/First Prez - The original UFW Prez... the guy who started the UFW, and a really, nice guy. He maintains the Rp Board with VP-L and he's a great RPer... always open to chat...

Vp-L/LtSD/Groan/The Gimp/Chameloen/Second Prez/5th and current Prez - The guy in the UFW that I gotta say that I respect the most. An Excellent RPer and an amazingly organized man. He's the kinda guy who always looks out for you and helps you out. I gotta say that he's the skeliton of the UFW, working behind the scenes and writing last minute cards and taking care of mistakes the rest of the Staff have made.....If there was no Ross in the UFW, there would never have been a UFW for more than about 2 months..

Then We come to the one and only UFW commissioner, BioHazard aka Me, Lewis Jones.

First of all I'll bore you to death telling you of how I came upon the UFW and E-fedding in the first place... Ok, so one day we find myself in the WWF chat room at wwf.com I'm there chatting to some people about the current happenings when this stupid guy keeps spamming in the chat room that everyone should go to this site cause it was the best damn E-fed on the net (supposedly) so I decided to check it out... I find my first E-fed! I 'attemp' to join, filling in my app with a character that I made on the game WWF attitude called BioHazard, then I come to the sample RP section so I say to myself, What the Hell is an RP?? I go back to the page and skim through the 'how to RP' section, it tells me that I should set the scene and then bassically write what my wrestler would say. I do my best and dribble out a 4 line pile of crap...

I then phone my mate Dylan (aka The Avator) and tell him about my new found interest, he immediately goes onto the net and searches for a E-fed on Yahoo. And guess what comes up? thats right, the UFW, he and myself both send in applications and what do you know!?! we get accepted, the main reason for this is because The UFW were then looking for new members... so we were accepted to make up numbers..

After being accpeted we immedtialy start what we called RPing for the Tag-team titles, first match we come up against Ice and Kamakaze, we beat them... then we have a match against I team I cant remember... we beat them! and get ourselves a shot at the Tag-team titles currently held by The Million Dollar Dream team (Tommy Mauler and The Total Package).

Ok, so I won't bore you guys with all the lil bits, but here is my UFW history as a summary:-

Won the tag-titles

Got accused of that damn spamming incident (more on that l8er) and was fired

got re-instated

Jobbed about 10000 matches

Hung around the TV title area for agggeeessss never succeeding to get it.

FINALLY got the CW title

Got the World Title from Bloodshed! YAY!

Got the hardcore title!

Lost the CW and World Titles

Gave the Hardcore title to The Reverend

Became Commish of the UFW

Ran my own event... and that brings us to present where I am writing my own Character Bio... for Bio!

Then we come to the question, if he started like that how the hell did he become the World heavyweight Champ?? Simple, improvement, DRASTIC improvement, Here I have my sample RP I put into my app...

'Bio and The Avator are sitting in a room filled with emty cans, with only ten minutes until BioHazard faces the World Champ, ten minutes later they are the same. Bio then puts on his boots and walks to the ring where HHH is already standing and says two words,

Your Next!'

Now, as you can see, that RP was PATHETIC, but from when I first sent in that App and now, my RPing has improved to what it is today, I admit not great but still, pretty high standard of about 100-300 lines... my last Rping being about 170...

The as all you UFW old timers would know, I was accused of doign racist spamming on the RP Board one day, I'll tell you now, as I did before, I did NOT do this. I still do not know whether it was infact my cousin doing the spamming or someone completely different because my server, Btinternet do something called dynamic IPs so myself, like everyone else using BT has a different, random IP every time I connect... I've never known who it was and I doubt I ever will....

In my time here, most of the time I was in the jobber locker intil one day, I actually started to put quite a bit of effort into my Role Playing, and Wow! Suddenly I get a TV title shot, so it really does pay off. I went from a record of 3 wins 8 loses to what it is today, 4th in the Roster. For a lt of my time here I thought everything was unfair.. how people like DMX could be US title standard even though his RPs were practically the same as mine.. But now I realise that to do well in E-wrestling you've gotta be unique, have ideas and of course, put some effort into your RPs. It all pays off, infact I was the one who thought up the idea of having a UFW video game... about an hour after posting there had already been posts from ???, Ed Novak and More using my exact idea. I immediately did the selfish thing and said no-one could use my idea. What happened? the idea ran short and it became Boring for people to read. And I feel really bad about what I did and said then because after all,copying is the bigest form of flatery :)

Unfortunately I never got my two dreams here in the UFW, to 1. Become a Vp (Although I came pretty close) and getting myself a section in the tributes section... Oh well To tell you the truth, its not E-fedding that I enjoy, its UFW-ing, with the great staff, constant RPing opponents etc..

So I leave you with one sentence to think about while your off RPing in some other great E-fed, and its the main reason the staff shut down the UFW...oh yere, I'm also leaving ya with a pic or two :) And If ANYONE, anyone at all, from the UFW past wants a logo from me then dont hesitate to ask, and I'm also always up for a chat so dont hesitate to message me or something..

email - unrealsk8er@btinternet.com

ICQ - 78390030

Aol IM - unrealsk8er

MSN Messanger - unrealsk8er@hotmail.com

"Don't do it if you dont want to"

Lewis/Bio/The Commish signing off.....