Bobby Bradford - This match is a Hardcore Match for the UFW Hardcore title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 252 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Hex!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Breathe" by Prodigy plays as Hex comes to the ring surrounded by Pyro and strobing lights. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada a member of ??? accompanied by Kaos he holds the UFW Hardcore title belt, The Body!!! (crowd boos *****)

[The arena darkens as red spotlights strobe the arena. "Blood Brother" hits as the UFW-tron shows ??? in red. Body enters, wearing the trademark black cloak and carrying an ominous looking sledgehammer. Hex talks about The Body's mom. Body strikes Hex in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) A flying shoulder block send Body to the mat. Hex is back on his feet. The Body is up again. The Body connects with a flying knee. Hex goes down. ]

UFW Prez - Hex takes a knee.

Commish BioHazard - Man, these two guys are some pathetic wrestlers, its just lame... First theres The Bod who's just a has-been, then theres Hex, what kind of name is Hex? plain ol pathetic I tell ya.

[Hex gets back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send The Body to the mat. Hex moves back to his feet. The Body is back on his feet. The Body connects with a low blow. Hex goes down. Body measures Hex up and drops a closed fist. Body gets up. Hex is back on his feet. Hex executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Body. Hex sucks chants start in the crowd. The Body gets knock to the ground while Hex locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... The Body is fighting the hold. ... Hex breaks the hold. Swinging Neck-Breaker from The Body takes Hex down. The Body sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Bobby Bradford - Good Spinning Neck-Breaker by Body.

[The Body goes for a pin. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Hex escapes. Hex stands up. Hex with spinning headscissors on The Body send him hard to the mat. ]

Steven Smith - If Hex keeps using moves like that spinning headscissors he could win the match!

Commish BioHazard - Oh my god! how amazing!

[Kneelock submission applied by Hex. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... Body is fighting the hold. ... Hex breaks the hold. Body executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Hex. The Body goes for a figure four. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Hex escapes. Kaos punches Hex repeatedly. The Body stomps Hex's head. Hex climbs to his feet. Hex grabs The Body's leg and takes him down. Body delivers a kick to the head of Hex. Now Hex standing. Hex gives The Body a reverse neckbreaker. Hex is back on his feet. The Body moves back to his feet. Body shoulder tackles Hex. The Body climbs to his feet. Now Hex standing. The Body slaps Hex in the face. Hex hits the mat. The Body stands up. The Body goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Hex kicks out. Hex is back on his feet. They lockup. Kaos sends Hex to the corner of the ring. Hex with a headscissors takeover on The Body. Hex sucks chants start in the crowd. Body is locked into the painful bow-and-arrow submission. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Body escapes. Hex and Body head to the floor. ]

Bobby Bradford - My God! The Body could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!

[Hex chokes Body with a microphone cable. ]

Steven Smith - The UFW is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Hex executes a flying headbutt on The Body. Hex moves back to his feet. Hex swings a trashcan and hits The Body. The Body is bleeding as a result. Hex hits the flying legdrop across The Body's neck. Hex is up again. Hex chokes The Body with a microphone cable. Hex punches Body repeatedly. ]

UFW Prez - The Body takes a weak move.

[ Body tackles and begins punching Hex. The Body rolls onto Hex connecting with a knee. Body fist drops Hex on the floor. Body moves back to his feet. Hex gets up. Body uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Hex is down. The Body goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Hex trys to escape. ... Hex escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - The Body almost won the match!

[They head into the crowd. The Body swings the ringbell and hits Hex. Hex is bleeding as a result. They lockup. Kaos sends Hex to the corner of the crowd. Body rolls onto Hex connecting with a knee. Hex is up again. Hex comes from behind and bulldogs Body. Hex is back on his feet. Hex clotheslines Body. Body drives a forearm into Hex. ]

Steven Smith - The Body executes a Forearm Smash.

[ Body delivers a kick to the head of Hex. Now Hex standing. Hex climbs to the top and hits The Body with a flying clothesline. Hex sucks chants start in the crowd. Kneelock submission applied by Hex. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Body is fighting the hold. ... Hex tightens the hold. Hex breaks the hold. They head into the aisle. ]

Bobby Bradford - **Yawn** isn't this over yet?

[ Body goes for a Back Breaker but Hex dodges the attack. Hex picks up The Body and hits him with a Back Suplex. The Body gets back to his feet. The Body takes Hex off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Flying sommersault drop kick by Hex puts him back in the match. Now Hex standing. Hex punches Body repeatedly. ]

UFW Prez - Hex with a weak move.

[ Body delivers a low blow to Hex. Hex moves back to his feet. Body gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Body climbs to his feet. The Body connects with a flying knee. Hex goes down. Now Hex standing. The Body gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Hex. Hex gets up. They head back to ringside. Hex swings a trophy and hits Body. Body is bleeding as a result. Hex punches The Body repeatedly. Body kicks Hex in the stomach. Body measures Hex up and drops a closed fist. The Body stomps Hex's head. Body executes a neck-breaker on Hex. ]

UFW Prez - Nice Spinning Neck-Breaker by Body.

[The Body goes for a figure four. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Hex trys to escape. ... Hex escapes. The Body swings the ringbell and hits Hex. Hex is bleeding as a result. Kaos punches Hex repeatedly. The Body piledrives Hex into the floor. Body sucks chants start in the crowd. Body measures Hex up and drops a closed fist. The Body moves back to his feet. Now Hex standing. They head to the aisle. They head to the locker room. They head outside of the arena. Hex executes a spinning back suplex on Body. They lockup. Hex sends The Body to the corner of outside of the arena. The Body gets put on the turnbuckle while Hex gives him the Whippersnapper. Handspring hurricanrana by Hex has Body pinned. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and new UFW Hardcore champion, Hex!!!

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Table Match for the UFW TV title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Powerman5000- When Worlds Collide plays as smoke fills the entrance way. Lights flash different colours and BA comes out alone. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds, from San Francisco, California he holds the UFW Cruiserweight and TV titles, Mayhem!!! (crowd cheers ***)

["Party Up" by DMX plays. The lights dim and a dark blue lights engulfs the arena. Mayhem walks to the ring, sheds his cloak, and shadow boxes. B.A. Bruiser checks his boots. Mayhem walks around the ring. (the bell rings) B.A. slaps the face of Mayhem. Flying somersault drop kick by Mayhem puts him back in the match. B.A. spits at Mayhem's feet then punches him in the face. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem takes vicious right hook there...

Commish BioHazard - Aww.... Mayhem didn't bring along Pedro... damn him...

[B.A. Bruiser gets elbowed to his midsection by B.A. Bruiser. Mayhem on the turnbuckleB.A. Bruiser rising from the mat,Mayhem leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. B.A. is back on his feet. Mayhem tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. B.A. is up again. B.A. Bruiser executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Mayhem's head onto the mat. ]

Commish BioHazard - If B.A. Bruiser keeps using moves like that springboard bulldog he could win the match! But then again, he's probably gonna win anyway, so he can choose whether or not he fe-

UFW Prez - Just be quiet and lets get back to the match!

Commish BioHazard - Ur... ok.

[ B.A. takes Mayhem out to the floor. Mayhem gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. ]

Commish BioHazard - B.A. Bruiser executes a diving elbow smash.

[ B.A. gets back to his feet. Mayhem stands up. Mayhem gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on B.A. Bruiser. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem with a jumping neck snap.

[Mayhem elbow smashes B.A. Bruiser in the nose. B.A. slaps Mayhem. ]

Bobby Bradford - B.A. Bruiser executes a slap.

[Mayhem gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. with a back heel kick.

[Mayhem gets up. Mayhem climbs to the top rope, jumps on B.A. and tornado DDT's him onto the concrete. Mayhem chants start. Mayhem jumps and elbow smashes the lying B.A.. Now Mayhem standing. B.A. stands up. B.A. Bruiser connects with a flying knee. Mayhem goes down. ]

Bobby Bradford - knee!

Commish BioHazard - Head! Shoulder! Face! Whats your point?

Bobby Bradford - I was just saying that B.A. did a knee.

Commish BioHazard -How the hell do you "do" a knee?

UFW Prez - Oh you two stop arguing and commentate damn it.

Bobby Bradford - [Salutes the Prez] Yess... Sir!

[Mayhem gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. B.A. knees Mayhem and rolls back to his feet. Mayhem is back on his feet. B.A. kicks Mayhem in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. B.A. Bruiser gets up. Mayhem jumps from the top rope, chopping B.A. Bruiser on the top of his head. Flying somersault drop kick by Mayhem puts him back in the match. Now Mayhem standing. B.A. Bruiser gets up. Mayhem goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps B.A. Bruiser. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem executes a flying double foot stomp.

[Mayhem gets up. B.A. climbs to his feet. B.A. catches Mayhem's leg, but Mayhem reverses it with an enzuigiri to B.A.'s head. Mayhem hits B.A. Bruiser with an elbowdrop. Mayhem jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on B.A. Bruiser. Mayhem hits B.A. with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mayhem moves back to his feet. B.A. is up again. Mayhem hits a jumping elbow thrust on B.A.. ]

UFW Prez - B.A. Bruiser takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[B.A. Bruiser gets back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser executes a neck scissors on Mayhem. ]

UFW Prez - Man B.A. is destroying Mayhem, and its his second time.... I would have thought he was happy just doing what he did after his tourney match... That was sorta justified... but this is a whole nother extre-

Commish BioHazard -Obviously you don't know B.A. very well then, its not about being justified for him, its about getting revenge and inflicting pain, simple as that.

[ B.A. stands up. B.A. Bruiser head butts Mayhem. B.A. climbs to his feet. B.A. Bruiser rolls onto Mayhem connecting with a knee. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem hits a flying karate chop right to B.A.'s neck. Mayhem gets tiger suplexed by B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser climbs to his feet. Mayhem gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser gets up. Mayhem is up again. Mayhem gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by B.A.. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. Bruiser with a fireman's carry.

[Mayhem is up again. Mayhem executes the twisting moonsault on to B.A.. B.A. Bruiser is driven further into the concrete by Mayhem with a diving elbow smash. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem hits B.A. Bruiser with an elbowdrop. ]

Bobby Bradford - Mayhem executes a elbowdrop.

[Mayhem moves back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser stands up. B.A. hits a kneeling headbutt to Mayhem's groin. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. with a kneeling headbutt.

[Mayhem is up again. B.A. Bruiser gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

Commish BioHazard - Mayhem with a elbowsmash.

[Mayhem executes a ropeflip hiptoss on B.A.. B.A. gets up. A side kick by Mayhem turns the match around by knocking B.A. Bruiser to the concrete. Mayhem is back on his feet. B.A. Bruiser lifts Mayhem and delivers a back breaker. B.A. sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. Bruiser executes a back breaker.

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser gets elbowed to his midsection by B.A.. ]

Bobby Bradford - elbow to midsection!

[ B.A. hits Mayhem with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. Bruiser executes a rolling elbow smash.

[B.A. Bruiser rolls onto Mayhem connecting with a knee. Mayhem gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser is up again. Mayhem moves back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser bounces Mayhem off the ropes and clotheslines him. B.A. Bruiser knees Mayhem and rolls back to his feet. Mayhem is back on his feet. B.A. hits Mayhem with an earringer. Mayhem dropkicks B.A. Bruiser to the face. Mayhem chants start. Mayhem gets hit with a powerbomb. B.A. slides out of the ring intending to get a table but just as he ducks under the ring Mayhem gets up and dives through the ropes, smashing right into B.A.]

Steven Smith - My God!! What a match!

[B.A. Bruiser gets up. B.A. Bruiser hits a jumping elbow thrust on Mayhem. ]

UFW Prez - jumping elbow thrust!

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. Both him and B.A. slide back into the ting, Mayhem hits B.A. Bruiser with an earringer. B.A. hits Mayhem with the back of his elbow. B.A. spinning mule kicks Mayhem. Mayhem gets up. Mayhem goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser gets up. Mayhem follows B.A. Bruiser to the floor. B.A. Bruiser picks up Mayhem and front slams him on the concrete. Mayhem stands up. B.A. gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - B.A. Bruiser takes a elbowsmash.

Commish BioHazard - Just a sec, I need to tie my shoe lacies, be right back.

[ Commish BioHazard gets up from his seat, grabs the TV title belt next to him, we casually strolls to the ring where B.A catches sight of him and immediately starts to distract the ref... meanwhile Biohazard creeps into the ring and sneaks up behind Mayhem who is staring at B.A. arguing with the ref. Bio then taps Mayhem on his shoulder, as he turns around The Commish smacks him in the forehead with the belt. As a results Mayhem is left lying on the ground grasping his head with blood dripping from it. Bio then smiles to the angry crowd, slides back out of the ring and sits back down at the announcers table.]

Commish BioHazard - There we go.

Steven Smith - What do you mean 'There We go'?!? You just knocked Mayhem out, now B.A.'s sure to win you stu-[As soon as he begins this word BioHazard turns towards him with a sadistic smile on his face] Urm... uh... I mean, um.. well done!

Commish BioHazard - Don't you even think of saying that again, you remember wha happened last time don't you?

Steven Smith - Yes urm.... back to the match.

[ B.A.notices BioHazard was successful so he casually pushes The ref out the way and walks towards the ropes. B.A. Bruiser gets up and slides out of the ring, he goes underneath and pulls out a table as the crowd start to boo loudly, he then pushes the table into the ring, Mayhem meanwhile is still lying on the ground with bloody seeping from his head, B.A. then sets up the table and walks over to Mayhem. B.A. grabs Mayhem lifts him up from the ground and clenches him in a bearhug holding Mayhem tightly he walks to next to the table, then he lifts him higher and turns the Bearhug into the BRUISER BOMB! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!]

Steven Smith - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and still UFW TV champion, B.A. Bruiser!!!

Commish BioHazard - Yup.... and B.A. once again used the Bruiser Bomb to put that idiot Mayhem back in his place.

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Street Fight for the UFW US title. On his way to the alleyway at this time, weighing in at 178 pounds, from Parts Unknown he holds the UFW US title belt, Anguish!!!

[The arena goes pitch black. Spiders by System of a Down plays and smoke pours out from the entryway as a faint blue light covers the area. Anguish appears and limps to the ring, swinging his head slightly. He crawls into the ring and the lights go up as he leans on the ropes, face turned down. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Prescott, Arizona he holds the UFW Rising Star title belt, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!! (crowd boos *******)

["Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel hits the speakers and the jumbotron displays a large pulsating brain with "The Scholar" written in gold cursive. Anguish tests out the ropes. Bill Fraser checks "The Scholar" Howard Porter's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Anguish comes from behind and bulldogs "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter takes a flying knee drop.

[Anguish stands up. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Steven Smith - "The Scholar" Howard Porter takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Anguish climbs to his feet. Anguish grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and applies an arm wrench. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter piledrives Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter cuts Anguish with glass. Anguish is bleeding as a result. Anguish gets up. Anguish trys for a superplex but is unable to lift "The Scholar" Howard Porter."The Scholar" Howard Porter get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Anguish. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now Anguish standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Anguish spinning mule kicks "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish applies an arm wrench to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and applies an arm wrench. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish climbs to his feet. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish stands up. Anguish applies an arm wrench to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish is back on his feet. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish moves back to his feet. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish applies an arm wrench to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish moves back to his feet. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now Anguish standing. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Anguish gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is back on his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter trys for a fallaway slam but Anguish avoids it. "The Scholar" Howard Porter goes for a fisherman buster but Anguish dodges the attack. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a jumping DDT on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Steven Smith - Good jumping DDT by "The Scholar" Howard Porter.

Commish BioHazard - Yup.... He's actually pretty damn good seeing as he's the Rising Star champ.... from Rising Star straight to US, thats one helluva jump... but deserved..

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter goes for a falling splash but Anguish dodges the attack. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter goes for a falling splash but Anguish dodges the attack. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. Anguish gets back to his feet. ]

UFW Prez - the alleyway is covered with blood from these fighters.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter with spinning headscissors on Anguish send him hard to the gravel. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. Anguish climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but Anguish avoids it. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Anguish with the double arm DDT into the gravel. Anguish throws "The Scholar" Howard Porter towards the street Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. Anguish is up again. (..2) "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Anguish's head onto the asphalt. "The Scholar" Howard Porter runs back into the alley "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter locks Anguish in the odd octopus hold. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... "The Scholar" Howard Porter breaks the hold. "The Scholar" Howard Porter swings trash cans and hits Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. ]

Steven Smith - Nice falling splash by "The Scholar" Howard Porter.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a falling splash on Anguish. Anguish gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits him with a back fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Anguish. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. "The Scholar" Howard Porter springboard DDT's Anguish onto the gravel! "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes the Super DDT on Anguish! Anguish gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and new UFW US champion, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!!

Commish BioHazard - I can't believe The Scholar beat Anguish man.... its terrible...

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Hardcore match for the UFW World Heavy Weight title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Seattle a member of ??? he holds the UFW World Heavy Weight title belt, Kaos!!! (crowd boos **********)

[The arena goes quiet as the lights dim. The tron 'bleeds' the word ??? and the blood drips onto the floor. The Sound of Blood Brothers plays and the entrance is filled with a red smokey mist. The lights slowly brighten as the Tron displays an image of three coat-wearing, Sledge-hammer-toting men. Kaos appears at the top of the entrance-way with a mic in hand, he strolls half way down the ramp then stops and brings the mic to his lips...]

Kaos - Good Day ol Chaps, here I am, ready to, before you all, extend my leg forcefully into the gluteus maximus, minimus and crevasse of one old chap Myst and a rather thing cham going by the name of Mayhem! in other words, I'm gonna kick M'n'M's Asses!

[Kaos then smiles to the booing fans, strolls down to the ring, slides in and chucks the mic to the announcers table.]

Steven Smith - Ahh! what the hell is that thing?

Commish BioHazard - its call a Mic.. u use to to speak into and your voice gets amplifyed.

Steven Smith - No! I mean Kaos, whats he wearing?

Commish BioHazard - his new wrestling attire, now just shutup.

Bobby Bradford - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 400 pounds, from Pheonix a member of The Legion, Myst!!! (crowd cheers ************)

["An errie mist fills the arena. The most popular and well known theme song in UFW plays in the arena. The crowd cheer as Myst walks to the ring" ]

Bobby Bradford - And third, weighing in at 215 pounds, from San Francisco, California he holds the UFW Cruiserweight, UFW TV title belts, Mayhem!!! (crowd cheers ********)

["Party Up" by DMX plays. The lights dim and a dark blue lights engulfs the arena. Mayhem walks to the ring, sheds his cloak, and shadow boxes. Kaos checks his boots. Myst yells at the crowd. Bill Fraser checks Mayhem's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Myst hits a flying karate chop right to Mayhem's neck. Myst gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem with a elbow smash.

[Mayhem gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Myst. ]

Bobby Bradford - Mayhem takes a boot choke.

Commish BioHazard - Dum Dum Da Daaaaaaaaaaaa! A Boot Choke! Oh my gosh!

[Myst comes from behind and bulldogs Mayhem. Mayhem with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Myst. Myst is locked in an elbow submission by Mayhem. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Myst trys to escape. ... Myst is fighting the hold. Mayhem breaks the hold. Mayhem cuts Myst with a blade. Myst is bleeding as a result. Mayhem climbs to the top rope and nails Myst with a reverse flying elbow drop. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst takes a reverse flying elbow drop..

[They go into the crowd to fight. Myst is driven further into the floor by Mayhem with a diving elbow smash. Now Mayhem standing. Myst is back on his feet. Myst hits Mayhem with a Baba chop. Myst jumps from the top and nails Mayhem with a flying axhandle smash. Myst grabs Mayhem and applies an arm wrench. Mayhem gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Myst. Myst climbs to his feet. Mayhem stands up. Kaos puts Myst on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DDT. Myst gets locked in the double chicken wing. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Myst trys to escape. ... Myst is fighting the hold. ... Myst escapes. They go into the aisle way. Kaos goes for a flying elbow drop (regular) but Myst dodges the attack. Kaos hits Myst with an elbowdrop. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst takes a elbowdrop.

[Kaos gets up. Myst moves back to his feet. Myst shoulder tackles Kaos. Myst rolls onto Kaos connecting with a knee. Myst hits Kaos with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Steven Smith - Myst with a elbowdrop.

Commish BioHazard - Man this is boring... la-la-lllalaa-lalala-

Bobby Bradford - Oh stop it, just watch the match

[Myst moves back to his feet. Myst executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kaos. Myst climbs to his feet. Myst is speared by Kaos. Kaos is up again. Myst gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kaos. ]

UFW Prez - diving elbow smash!

[Now Myst standing. Kaos gouges Myst's eyes out. ]

Steven Smith - eye gouge!

[Kaos double underhook faceslams Myst hard to the Myst. Myst is back on his feet. Myst kicks Kaos in the groin. Kaos gets elbowed to his midsection by Myst. Kaos spinning mule kicks Myst. Kaos covers Myst hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Mayhem kicks Kaos off of Myst. Myst is back on his feet. Myst goes for a springboard dropkick but Kaos dodges the attack. Myst uppercuts Kaos. ]

UFW Prez - Myst executes a uppercut.

[Kaos hits a koppo kick on Myst. Kaos executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Myst. Kaos is back on his feet. Kaos jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Myst. Myst gets up. Myst rakes his fingers across Kaos's back. Myst spinning mule kicks Kaos. Kaos is back on his feet. Kaos with a high crossbody on Myst. Kaos climbs to his feet. Kaos executes a corkscrew legdrop on Myst. Myst moves back to his feet. Myst gets hit with a back heel kick. Myst moves back to his feet. Kaos hits a flying karate chop right to Myst's neck. Kaos short lariats Myst. Myst gets back to his feet. Kaos walks towards Mayhem,who is waiting on the top rope, and receives a tornado DDT from Mayhem. Mayhem applies an elbow submission hold onto Kaos. Bill Fraser asks Kaos if he quits. ... Mayhem tightens the hold. ... ... Kaos escapes. Mayhem flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem executes a elbow drop.

Commish BioHazard - He sure does... not too good though

[Mayhem gets up. Kaos is up again. Kaos rakes his fingers across Mayhem's back. ]

UFW Prez - back rake!

Bobby Bradford - Why can't Alisa come out here and do urm... stuff I want Alisa!

Commish BioHazard - Oh shut it you stupid pervert.

[Kaos delivers a spinning backbreak to Mayhem. Kaos covers Mayhem hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Myst kicks Kaos off of Mayhem. Mayhem kicks Kaos's head out of desperation because Kaos blocked Mayhem's first kick. Mayhem gets up. Kaos moves back to his feet. Kaos hiptosses Mayhem. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Myst hits a running forearm smash on Mayhem's face. ]

UFW Prez - Myst executes a running forearm smash.

[Mayhem is up again. Indian deathlock applied by Myst. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Myst breaks the hold. Myst delivers a spinning backbreak to Mayhem. Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mayhem. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Now Myst standing. Now Mayhem standing. Myst legsweeps Mayhem. Kaos trys for a handspring bodyblock but Mayhem avoids it. They go into the crowd to fight. ]

Steven Smith - This is how wrestling should be!

[Flying sommersault drop kick by Kaos puts him back in the match. Kaos is back on his feet. Kaos rolls onto Mayhem connecting with a knee. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Out of desperation, Mayhem dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Kaos. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Kaos gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Mayhem. Mayhem hits Kaos with an elbowdrop. ]

UFW Prez - elbowdrop!

[Kaos moves back to his feet. Kaos knifehand chops Mayhem. Kaos grabs Mayhem's leg and takes him down. Mayhem gets up. Myst with a gut-wrench suplex on Mayhem. ]

Steven Smith - If Myst keeps using moves like that gut-wrench suplex he could win the match!


[Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mayhem. Myst covers Mayhem hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Mayhem escapes. Mayhem stands up. Myst hits a kneeling headbutt to Mayhem's groin. Myst hits Mayhem with an elbowdrop. Myst is back on his feet. Mayhem stands up. Kaos kicks Mayhem in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Kaos stands up. Kaos with the hammerlock on Mayhem. Bill Fraser asks Mayhem if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Kaos breaks the hold. Myst executes the brain buster on Kaos. Myst is up again. Myst sends Kaos to ringside. Myst executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kaos. Myst gets back to his feet. Now Kaos standing. Myst executes a swinging bulldog on Kaos driving Kaos's face into the floor. Myst gets back to his feet. Kaos gets back to his feet. Kaos with an illegal chokehold on Myst. Myst hiptosses Kaos. Kaos gets back to his feet. Kaos hits Myst with an earringer. ]

UFW Prez - Kaos with a earringer.

[Myst neck snaps Kaos. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Mayhem executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Kaos. Mayhem covers Kaos hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 Kaos escapes. Kaos gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Mayhem gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kaos. ]

Bobby Bradford - Mayhem with a jumping neck snap.

[Kaos climbs the turnbuckle and nails Mayhem with a flying bulldog. Kaos climbs to his feet. Kaos executes a flying headbutt on Mayhem. Now Kaos standing. They fight into the aisle. Myst with a jumping DDT on Kaos. Myst gets up. Now Kaos standing. Myst grabs Kaos's leg and takes him down. Myst Black Tiger Bombs Kaos on to the floor. Kaos is out cold! Myst hits a screwdriver on Kaos. Kaos is pinned. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and new UFW World Heavy Weight champion, Myst!!!

Commish BioHazard - yup... I guess he actually deserved it aswell... of course I deserved it more... but thats goes without saying... I mean, everyone knows that.

[Kaos gets up slowly and rubs hius head, he slides out of the ring and picks up his golden sledge hammer, he creeps up behind Myst and takes a huge swing, smashing the sledge hammer right into Myst's back!]

UFW Prez - Wow! thats where Myst got injured and thats what forced him into retirement the first time, his back! this is just terrible.

[The Revenant then runs down to the ring with his own sledge-hammer in hand, he slides into the ring and slams it into Myst's knee, then Kaos turns to him and they are both about to hit each other when the arena discends into complete darkness, and Cowboys from Hell by Pantera rocks around the arena, the lights come back on as numerous smoke grenades drops from the top of the Arena and land in the ring... filling the ring with a thick smoke. Then suddenly 5 ropes drop from the ceiling, followed by 5 masked men sliding down the ropes wearing black jump suits and gas masks all holding metal baseball bats except one who is weilding a flame thrower. They dissapear into the smoke and numerous thuds can be heard, as the smoke clears we see the 5 men surround the bodies of The Revenant, Mayhem, Kaos and Myst]

Commish BioHazard - Bet'cha can't guess who these guys are!

[The 5 men pull off their masks to reveil themselves as none other than The Forsaken BrotherHood minus BioHazard, BioHazard immediately hops over the announcers table and slides into the ring where he high-fives B.A. suddenly Anguish comes running to the ring with a lead pipe in hand but then he stops dead after noticing Fate blaring the flame thrower in his direction screaming sadistically.Meanwhile Nemisis. picks up Kaos, B.A. picks up Myst, BioHazard lifts up Mayhem and they all execute they're finisherd on the three competitors at exactly the same time, They then lift up The Revenant and B.A. and Nemisis hold him high into the air with a powerbomb, and just as they land the Powerbomb BioHazard leaps off the top rope with a somerault leg drop right into the face of The Revanant. B.A. then stands over the broken bodies and signals the cors with his fingers. All 6 men then barge back up the ramp knocking over Anguish as they pass... all the way back to their dressing room]

UFW Prez - So.. that sums it up! Thats it from us here in Earls Court London but don't miss out on Monday Madness It'll be an All Out WAR!