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[Monday Madness music hits, accompanied by a video showing what happened over the past week in the UFW.  It shows scenes of Nick Taylor pairing up with PHD and forming a new tag team, as well as Anguish's failed attempt at causing Mayhem to lose.  The video plays only for a moment more and then the cameras switch to the crowd, panning around in its normal fashion.  It catches some signs held by the fans saying "Bruiser and Mercedes will never be torn apart!" and "Myst is the next world champion!!".  The commentator's music hits as Jack Orion, VP-Tristan, and Steven sMith make their way out to their table.  They all sit down and put on their headphones as the crowd begins to chant 'Poof Daddy' over and over.  Steven Smith stares back at the camera that's focused on him in rage and complete silence. VP-T looks over at him, grinning, and begins his introduction for this evening.]

VP-T - Hello, folks, and welcome to another edition of UFW Monday Madness!!  We have some great matches lined up for you this evening as well as a very angered Poofda.

Steven Smith - ....

UFW Prez - Aww...calm down....

VP-T - Anyway, we'll see some off the greatest wrestlers the UFW have to offer.  B.A. Bruiser takes on Groan for their spots in the TV Title matchup at Live in London.

UFW Prez - Anguish and Mayhem go after eachother to hopefully settle a rivalry that has been going on for what seems like ages now.

VP-T - The only thing is, it's been mostly out of the ring...with a lot of failed interferences by Anguish.

Steven Smith - ....

UFW Prez - B.A. Bruiser is also involved in a three way match with his stable mates, Biohazard and Nemesis with Revenant as the referree.

VP-T - That one could get out of hand with Revenant behind the wheel....not to mention it's also a Last Man Standing Match.

Steven Smith - ....

VP-T - Um...dude...you were supposed to say something about Crazy Six.

Steven Smith - ....

UFW Prez - Fine then...if you don't talk after this, you're fired.

Steven Smith - CrazySixtakesontheDminatorstonightintwoveryhighstrungmatchesbact-to-back!!!!!!!!!

VP-T - Whoa...that was kinda scary....

UFW Prez - Let's head to the ring!

UFW Pr
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Guy!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Enter Sandman plays as Guy walks to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 252 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Hex!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Breathe" by Prodigy plays as Hex comes to the ring surrounded by Pyro and strobing lights. ]

Bobby Bradford - And third, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Parts Unknown, O-Factor!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as O-Factor enters the ring. Guy executes a pumphandle suplex on Hex. Hex executes a pumphandle suplex on O-Factor. O-Factor checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Guy short clothslines Hex. ]

UFW Prez - Guy executes a short clothesline.

[Hex grabs Guy's leg and takes him down. Guy is back on his feet. Hex executes the jumping sidekick on Guy. Guy is up again. Hex gives Guy a reverse neckbreaker. Guy is up again. Guy hits him with a back fist. Guy connects with a low blow. Hex goes down. Hex gets hit with the shooting star press from Guy. Harry Lipton counts. ...1 Hex kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - Guy should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Hex is back on his feet. Hex with spinning headscissors on Guy send him hard to the mat. Guy gets knock to the ground while Hex locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Harry Lipton asks Guy if he quits. ... ... O-Factor attacks Hex breaking the hold. Hex and Guy go to the floor Harry Lipton starts the count (.1) Hex throws a chair at Guy. Hex hits the flying legdrop across Guy's neck. Hex sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Steven Smith - Nice flying legdrop by Hex.

[Hex is up again. (..2) Hex climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Guy. They fight into the aisle. (...3) Hex cuts Guy with a blade. Guy is bleeding as a result. O-Factor trys for a crotch chop but Guy avoids it. O-Factor and Guy move back to ringside. (....4) O-Factor swings a Steel chair and hits Guy. Guy is bleeding as a result. O-Factor hits the flying legdrop across Guy's neck. O-Factor moves back to his feet. (.....5) ]

UFW Prez - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Hex trys for a back suplex but O-Factor avoids it. (......6) Hex swings a Steel chair and hits O-Factor. O-Factor is bleeding as a result. Hex uses a standing moonsault on O-Factor. Hex stands up. (.......7) ]

Steven Smith - They'll be counted out if they don't return to the ring.

[Hex takes O-Factor into the ring. Guy climbs to his feet. Guy bounces Hex off the ropes and clotheslines him. Hex stands up. Guy grabs Hex's arm and strkes his chest. A flying shoulder block send Hex to the mat. Hex is back on his feet. Guy gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. They lockup. Hex sends Guy to the corner of the ring. Flying sommersault drop kick by Hex puts him back in the match. Hex is up again. Hex executes a flying headbutt on Guy. Now Hex standing. Guy gets put on the turnbuckle while Hex gives him the Whippersnapper. Hex goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3]

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Hex!!!
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 278 pounds, from New York. NY, Crazy Six!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[The lights go out and then “Walk” by Pantera blasts out the PA. Pancho and Byron walk out followed by Crazy Six. They walk to the ring and Crazy Six climbs to the top rope and holds his fist high while screaming, “YEAH,” as Pancho and Byron stand beside him. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Guy!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Enter Sandman plays as Guy walks to the ring. Crazy Six places Guy on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Guy executes a pumphandle suplex on Crazy Six. (the bell rings) Crazy Six with an illegal chokehold on Guy. Guy gets back to his feet. Crazy Six pokes Guy in the eyes. ]

Steven Smith - Crazy Six with a eye poke.

[Guy pokes Crazy Six in the eyes. Guy catches Crazy Six leg, but Crazy Six reverses it with an enzuigiri to Guy's head. ]

Steven Smith - Guy takes a enzuigiri.

[Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Guy. Crazy Six gets back to his feet. Guy gets up. Guy picks up Crazy Six and executes the cradle DDT. Guy chants start. Guy gets back to his feet. Crazy Six is back on his feet. Guy and Crazy Six go to the floor ]

VP-T - Crazy Six.....run for your life! Guy......go get him!

[Gus Armed starts the count (.1) Guy executes a neck-breaker on Crazy Six. (..2) (...3) Guy puts Crazy Six in an arm grapevine submission. Now Crazy Six standing. (....4) Crazy Six hits a kneeling headbutt to Guy's groin. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Guy. ]

Steven Smith - Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop.

[Now Crazy Six standing. Guy gets up. Guy short lariats Crazy Six. Now Crazy Six standing. Guy hits a koppo kick on Crazy Six. Guy knees Crazy Six and rolls back to his feet. Crazy Six moves back to his feet. Crazy Six hits Guy with a single arm DDT. Crazy Six is up again. Crazy Six slaps a camel clutch on Guy. Referee Gus Armed is checking for a tap out. ... Guy is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Crazy Six breaks the hold. Crazy Six sends Guy to ringside. Gus Armed starts the count (.1) Crazy Six chokes Guy with a microphone cable. Now Guy standing. (..2) Guy rakes his fingers across Crazy Six's back. ]

Steven Smith - Crazy Six takes a back rake.

[(...3) Guy with an Aztecan suplex on Crazy Six sends him to the floor. Now Crazy Six standing. (....4) Crazy Six mule kicks Guy. Now Guy standing. (.....5) Crazy Six and Guy move back into the ring. Crazy Six rakes his fingers across Guy's back. ]

UFW Prez - Crazy Six executes a back rake.

[Guy punches Crazy Six in the gut. Crazy Six spinning mule kicks Guy. Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Guy. Now Crazy Six standing. Crazy Six covers Guy. Referee Gus Armed makes the count. ...1 ...2 Guy kicks out. ]

VP-T - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....what a move! I love this!

[Guy gets up. Guy goes for a standing piledriver but Crazy Six dodges the attack. Guy drags Crazy Six to the floor. Gus Armed starts the count (.1) ]

VP-T - Is that Jenny McCarthy up there? Nah....

[(..2) Guy executes a huge gutbuster on Crazy Six. (...3) Guy jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Crazy Six. (....4) Guy hits Crazy Six with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Guy moves back to his feet. Guy picks up Crazy Six and front slams him on the floor. They head back into the ring. Crazy Six gets up. Crazy Six goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Guy. Guy gives Crazy Six a reverse neckbreaker. Now Guy standing. Guy executes a corkscrew legdrop on Crazy Six. ]

Steven Smith - Guy with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Crazy Six is up again. Guy gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Crazy Six. ]

UFW Prez - Crazy Six executes a fireman's carry.

[Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Guy. Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Guy. ]

Steven Smith - Guy takes a flying knee drop.

[Crazy Six gets back to his feet. Guy is up again. Guy trys for a sitdown faceslam but Crazy Six avoids it. Guy hits Crazy Six with the double arm DDT into the mat. Guy chants start. Guy is up again. Crazy Six is back on his feet. Guy with the hammerlock on Crazy Six. Gus Armed is checking for a tap out. ... ... Crazy Six is fighting the hold. ... Guy tightens the hold. Guy breaks the hold. ]

VP-T - Is that Pamela Anderson in the crowd? No.....

[Crazy Six gets elbowed to his midsection by Crazy Six. Guy chants start. Guy nails Crazy Six with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Crazy Six clotheslines Guy. Crazy Six nails Guy with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Crazy Six chants start. Crazy Six Choke Slams Guy. Guy looks to be out cold! Crazy Six covers Guy. Gus Armed counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Crazy Six!!!
 
 

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Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Parts Unknown, O-Factor!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Enter Sandman by Metallica plays as O-Factor enters the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 278 pounds, from New York. NY, Crazy Six!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[The lights go out and then “Walk” by Pantera blasts out the PA. Pancho and Byron walk out followed by Crazy Six. They walk to the ring and Crazy Six climbs to the top rope and holds his fist high while screaming, “YEAH,” as Pancho and Byron stand beside him. O-Factor checks his boots. Crazy Six places O-Factor on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) O-Factor hits Crazy Six with a rolling elbow smash to the face. O-Factor executes a corkscrew legdrop on Crazy Six. O-Factor gets up. Crazy Six gets hit with a diving elbow smash from O-Factor. O-Factor moves back to his feet. O-Factor measures Crazy Six up and drops a closed fist. O-Factor gets back to his feet. O-Factor jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Crazy Six. O-Factor moves back to his feet. Crazy Six gets up. Crazy Six with an exploder suplex on O-Factor. Now O-Factor standing. Crazy Six sends O-Factor to ringside. Harry Lipton starts the count (.1) ]

UFW Prez - O-Factor could use some help about now.

[(..2) Crazy Six rakes the face of O-Factor in attempt to make a come back. (...3) O-Factor bounces Crazy Six off the ropes and clotheslines him. (....4) O-Factor hits Crazy Six with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Steven Smith - O-Factor executes a elbowdrop.

[O-Factor gets back to his feet. Crazy Six climbs to his feet. (.....5) O-Factor takes Crazy Six into the ring. O-Factor kicks Crazy Six in the groin. Crazy Six gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. O-Factor stomps Crazy Six. Crazy Six climbs to his feet. Crazy Six goes for a belly-to-belly superplex but O-Factor dodges the attack. ]

UFW Prez - I wish every match could be like this!

[Crazy Six throws O-Factor off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Crazy Six chants start. Now Crazy Six standing. ]

VP-T - Do you have a drink? Pepsi? Coca-Cola? Sprite?

[O-Factor gets hit with a running powerslam by Crazy Six Now Crazy Six standing. O-Factor moves back to his feet. Crazy Six puts O-Factor in the double armbar submission. Harry Lipton is checking for a tap out. ... ... Crazy Six breaks the hold. ]

Steven Smith - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Crazy Six with a huge super fisherman buster, driving O-Factor into the mat. Crazy Six chants start. Now Crazy Six standing. Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of O-Factor. Crazy Six is back on his feet. Crazy Six executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of O-Factor. Crazy Six uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto O-Factor. Crazy Six moves back to his feet. O-Factor gets Flatlined by Crazy Six! Crazy Six covers O-Factor hooking the leg. Harry Lipton counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3]

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Crazy Six!!!
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Heaven's Gate, Lightning Kid!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["The Hallelujah Chorus" by Mendel plays. Lightning Kid, in a shimmering white robe and carrying a Bible, walks to the ring, occasionally tripping on his robe. He enters the ring and holds the Bible in the air while the crowd cheers the UFW's resident jobber. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 247 pounds, from Vancouver a member of sHs, Scott "The Hott One" Naket!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[The sHs theme hits. The lights dim to blue and Scott Naket walks out. He raises his arms and blue streaks of pyro go of beside him. He walks down to the ring. Lightning Kid walks around the ring. Scott "The Hott One" Naket executes a pumphandle suplex on Lightning Kid. (the bell rings) LK applies the clawhold on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket short clotheslines The Kid. ]

UFW Prez - Lightning Kid takes a short clothesline.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket covers Lightning Kid. Jack James counts the pin. ...1 Lightning Kid escapes. ]

Steven Smith - Not even close!

[Lightning Kid gets back to his feet. LK gets tiger suplexed by Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket stands up. LK executes the brain buster on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. The Kid chants start. The Kid is trying to put Scott "The Hott One" Naket away with a choke sleeper. Referee Jack James is checking for a tap out. ... Lightning Kid tightens the hold. ... ... Scott "The Hott One" Naket is fighting the hold. Scott "The Hott One" Naket escapes. The Kid hits Scott "The Hott One" Naket with an elbowdrop. Lightning Kid is back on his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket climbs to his feet. LK gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Scott "The Hott One" Naket. The Kid gets back to his feet. The Kid uses a lariat on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. The Kid executes a corkscrew legdrop on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. The Kid is up again. The Kid uppercuts Scott "The Hott One" Naket. ]

UFW Prez - Scott "The Hott One" Naket takes a uppercut.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets elbowed to his midsection by Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket uses a standing moonsault on Lightning Kid. Scott "The Hott One" Naket climbs to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket goes for a pin. Referee Jack James makes the count. ...1 ...2 Lightning Kid kicks out. Lightning Kid climbs to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket sends Lightning Kid to ringside. Jack James starts the count (.1) Scott "The Hott One" Naket hits LK with an inverted atomic drop. ]

Steven Smith - Nice inverted atomic drop by Scott "The Hott One" Naket.

[(..2) Flying lariat by Scott "The Hott One" Naket takes The Kid down. Now Scott "The Hott One" Naket standing. The Kid gets up. Scott "The Hott One" Naket with spinning headscissors on Lightning Kid send him hard to the floor. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets up. They head back into the ring. Crotch chop from Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket measures LK up and drops a closed fist. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets back to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket grabs LK by the neck from behind and plants him with the HOTT DROP DDT! Scott "The Hott One" Naket goes for a pin. Jack James counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - Scott "The Hott One" Naket has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Scott "The Hott One" Naket!!!
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Last Man Standing Match. Coming to ring first, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Powerman5000- when worlds collide plays as smoke fills the entrance way. Lights flash different colours and BA comes out with his manager Mercedes. ]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Brooklyn NY, Biohazard!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Darkness, apart from numerous red and blue lights circling the arena and self esteem by the offspring hits and Biohazard enters. ]

Bobby Bradford - And third, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Athens, Greece, Nemesis!!! (crowd boos *******)

["Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden hits and an explosion rocks the arena and Nemesis makes his way to the ring. B.A. checks out ring. (ring, ring, ring) Nemesis takes B.A. Bruiser down with a knee. ]

UFW Prez - Nemesis executes a knee.

VP-T - What is Revenant doing??

[Revenant grabs Biohazard by the hair and clotheslines him hard.  He takes him to the side of the ring and whips im into the barricade, seperating ringside from the fans.  The crowd cheers as the cameramen catch them on TV.  Revenant throws Biohazard over the barricade and they battle their way out into the crowd.]

UFW Prez - Revenant is supposed to be the ref for this match!!

[Monday's music suddenly hits and Bill Fraser rushes out to the ring as the crowd explodes. Nemesis uses a lariat on B.A. Bruiser. Nemesis gets hit with a back heel kick. Nemesis is back on his feet. B.A. Bruiser slaps Nemesis in the face. B.A. gets up. B.A. hits Nemesis with an earringer. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Nemesis takes B.A. Bruiser down hard. Nemesis sucks chants start in the crowd. B.A. Bruiser gets up. B.A. tackles Nemesis. Nemesis climbs to his feet. Nemesis bounces B.A. Bruiser off the ropes and clotheslines him. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser gets up. Nemesis takes B.A. down with a knee. Nemesis grabs B.A. and applies an arm wrench. B.A. nails Nemesis with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. ]

UFW Prez - Good slingshot sommersault splash by B.A. Bruiser.

[B.A. Bruiser moves back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser falls head first into Nemesis. B.A. falls head first into Nemesis. B.A. Bruiser sucks chants start in the crowd. Now B.A. Bruiser standing. B.A. falls head first into Nemesis. B.A. sucks chants start in the crowd. B.A. is back on his feet. B.A. is taking Nemesis to the outside of the ring! ]

VP-T - Nemesis.....run for your life! B.A.......go get him!

UFW Prez - B.A. Bruiser is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[ B.A. falls head first into Nemesis. B.A. sucks chants start in the crowd. B.A. Bruiser takes Nemesis to the ring. B.A. rolls onto Nemesis connecting with a knee. Nemesis gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. Nemesis is back on his feet. Nemesis slaps B.A. Bruiser in the face. Nemesis applies the clawhold on B.A.. Nemesis gets tiger suplexed by B.A.. B.A. gets up. Nemesis moves back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser bounces Nemesis off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. ]

VP-T - Huh? You say something?

[Nemesis legsweeps B.A. Bruiser. ]

UFW Prez - B.A. takes a legsweep.

[Nemesis applies an arm wrench to B.A. Bruiser. Now B.A. Bruiser standing. Nemesis hits a spinning leg lariat on B.A. sending him to the ring. Nemesis grabs B.A. Bruiser and applies an arm wrench. B.A. Bruiser climbs to his feet. B.A. Bruiser hits a power slam on Nemesis. B.A. sucks chants start in the crowd. B.A. stands up. B.A. bounces Nemesis off the ropes and clotheslines him. Nemesis moves back to his feet. Nemesis throws B.A. off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Now B.A. standing. B.A. gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. B.A. Bruiser hits Nemesis with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Nemesis gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. ]

UFW Prez - This match has got to end soo--

[Suddenly, the cameras switch back to Biohazard and Revenant.  Biohazard throws Revenant over the barricade and flips over it.  He picks him up and rolls him back into the ring.  Nemesis and Bruiser stop fighting for a moment as Bill Fraser yells at them to continue with their match.  Nemesis turns to him and raises his hand as if to slap him and Bill backs off.  Nemesis climbs out of the ring and pushes the timekeeper from his chair as Bruiser leans back against the ropes, Biohazard kicking the still laid out Revenant.  Nemesis folds up the chair and tosses it in to the ring and climbs in with it.  He picks up the folded chair as Bio holds Revenant up.  Nemesis bring it onto his head with incredible force, nearly knocking him out.  Revenant's eyes flutter, struggling to hold onto consciousness.]

VP-T - Revenant should have thought up something better than reffing this match.

[ Nemesis then picks him up ready for a powerbomb, slamming him back first into the turnbuckle. Nemesis pulls out a pair of hand cuffs from his coat and puts them around Revenants wrists. Nemesis slaps Revenant a few times before leaning down and asking for a microphone.]

Nemesis - Revenant...you think anything you could possibly think of to harm the Forsaken Brotherhood will even come close to what I could do? Revenant, I will split you open if you dare think of a stunt like this again. We will go along with your little match...but if Mercedes isn't returned to B.A. by Wednesday, I will take my sword and show you a little medieval torture known as Hang, drawn and quartered.

[Nemesis leans down to the face of Revenant, before peeling his mask slowly off his face. Gasps can be heard from around the arena as Nemesis's horribly dis-figured face, half covered in a red and black skull tattoo is finally uncovered.]

Nemesis - Revenant, you just made more than an enemy, you just made a Nemesis.

[Nemesis unlocks the handcuffs and lets Revenant fall to the mat before replacing his mask.]

VP-T - Nemesis may have just made a huge mistake!!!

UFW Prez - I think Revenant is the one who should be worried.

Steven Smith - This could get ugly in the weeks to come...

VP-T - Up next, PHD and Nick Taylor take on The Scholar and Bob Ulrich!!
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, PHD and Nick Taylor!!!

[The lights go down. PHD and Nick Taylor come to the ring as their music and the lights go up, glaring at the booing fans. ]

Bobby Bradford - and their opponents, the team of "The Scholar" Howard Porter and "Demolition Man" Bob Ulrich.

[Bob Ulrich and Howard Porter head to the ring as their music blasts over the PA. They throw their arms in the air and seem shocked that the crowd boos. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" walks around the ring. Nick Taylor tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) They lockup. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" sends Taylor to the corner of the ring. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" brings in "The Scholar" Howard Porter for Howard porter and Bob Ulrich. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sets Taylor up DDTs him into the mat. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" pokes Taylor in the eye with his thumb. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sets Nick up DDTs him into the mat. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Nick is being double teamed!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slaps Nick Taylor. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tags in Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" hiptosses Nick Taylor. Nick Taylor moves back to his feet. Nick Taylor makes the tag to Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman stands up. A side kick by Professor Dorkiman turns the match around by knocking Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" to the mat. Professor Dorkiman gets back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman tags Nick Taylor. Nick Taylor grabs Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and applies an arm wrench. Taylor tags Professor Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Professor Dorkiman climbs to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman jumps and elbow smashes the lying Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". ]

VP Novak - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman executes a diving elbow smash.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman hits Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" with an elbowdrop. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" stands up. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" tags in "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Dorkiman elbows "The Scholar" Howard Porter in the stomach, trying to even the match. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Dorkiman executes a elbow to midsection.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a heart punch. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tags in Taylor. "The Scholar" Howard Porter chops Nick. ]

VP Novak - "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a chop.

[ Nick tags Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a jawbreakeron Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. ]

Steven Smith - "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a jawbreaker.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knees Professor Dorkiman and rolls back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman gets back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is back on his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

VP Novak - Bob II is the official steel-barbed wire-nail chair of the UFW.

[(..2) Professor Dorkiman tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Professor Dorkiman moves back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. (...3) "The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes his fingers across Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's back. (....4) Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Dorkiman gets back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman and "The Scholar" Howard Porter move back to ringside. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman and "The Scholar" Howard Porter move back into the ring. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is driven further into the mat by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a diving elbow smash. Nick tagged in by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Taylor applies an arm wrench to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter makes the tag to Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Taylor hits Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" with an earringer. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" brings in "The Scholar" Howard Porter for Howard porter and Bob Ulrich. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Nick. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tags in Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Taylor punches Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" repeatedly. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" connects with a low blow. Taylor goes down. Taylor moves back to his feet. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gets elbowed to his midsection by Nick Taylor. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tagged in by Nick Taylor. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets elbowed to his midsection by Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Professor Dorkiman elbow smashes Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" in the nose. ]

Bobby Bradford - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a elbow smash.

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" tags "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits a jumping elbow hrust on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is driven further into the mat by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a diving elbow smash. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is up again. Professor Dorkiman covers "The Scholar" Howard Porter hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 "The Scholar" Howard Porter escapes. ]

VP Novak - What the hell? Did "The Scholar" Howard Porter think he was supposed to lose? Why'd he stay down so long?

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Professor Dorkiman makes the tag to Nick Taylor. "The Scholar" Howard Porter uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Nick Taylor is down. Nick goes for a double underhook superplex but "The Scholar" Howard Porter dodges the attack. Nick sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Nick grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter's head and bites him in the face. (...3) Nick pulls "The Scholar" Howard Porter's hair. (....4) "The Scholar" Howard Porter delivers a spinning backbreak to Nick Taylor. (.....5) "The Scholar" Howard Porter takes Taylor into the ring. "The Scholar" Howard Porter measures Taylor up and drops a closed fist. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. Taylor is back on his feet. Taylor executes a headlock takedown. Taylor grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - Nick Taylor with a arm wrench.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tackles Taylor. ]

UFW Prez - football tackle!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter brings in Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" for Howard porter and Bob Ulrich. Nick gets tiger suplexed by "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" hits Nick Taylor with a double underhook piledriver right into the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Nick with a single arm DDT. ]

VP Novak - This is just awefull! Nick Taylor is being double teamed!

[ Nick trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift "The Scholar" Howard Porter.Nick Taylor applies a camel clutch on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... "The Scholar" Howard Porter trys to escape. ... Taylor breaks the hold. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" brings in "The Scholar" Howard Porter for Howard porter and Bob Ulrich. Nick Taylor pokes "The Scholar" Howard Porter in the eyes. Taylor tags in Professor Dorkiman. Taylor chops "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Bobby Bradford - "The Scholar" Howard Porter is being double teamed!

[Nick Taylor gets hit with a back heel kick. Nick Taylor is back on his feet. Professor Dorkiman tags Nick Taylor. Professor Dorkiman executes a flying somersault bodyblock on "The Scholar" Howard Porter from off the top rope. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits a flying karate chop right to "The Scholar" Howard Porter's neck. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! "The Scholar" Howard Porter is being double teamed!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter delivers a kick to the head of Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tagged in by Nick Taylor. Professor Dorkiman gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now Professor Dorkiman standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with the double arm DDT into the mat. Professor Dorkiman gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - "The Scholar" Howard Porter was so close!!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets up. ]

Steven Smith - My God!! What a match!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Professor Dorkiman with the crotch slam. Now Professor Dorkiman standing. Professor Dorkiman climbs to the top and hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a flying clothesline. Now Professor Dorkiman standing. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman and "The Scholar" Howard Porter go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

UFW Prez - I wish every match could be like this!

[(..2) "The Scholar" Howard Porter nails Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a belly-to-back suplex. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is back on his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets back to his feet. (...3) Professor Dorkiman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Dorkiman with a jumping neck snap.

[(....4) "The Scholar" Howard Porter legsweeps Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. (.....5) Professor Dorkiman and "The Scholar" Howard Porter move back into the ring. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman slaps both sides of "The Scholar" Howard Porter's head out of desperation. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - elbowsmash!

[Nick Taylor tagged in by Professor Dorkiman. Taylor gouges "The Scholar" Howard Porter's eyes out. ]

VP Novak - This is just awefull! "The Scholar" Howard Porter is being double teamed!

[ Nick hits a koppo kick on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. Professor Dorkiman tagged in by Nick Taylor. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knifehand chops Professor Dorkiman. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tags Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" leg lariats Professor Dorkiman, sending him to the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with the back of his elbow. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is hit with a backward kick. ]

UFW Prez - This is just awefull! Professor Dorkiman is being double teamed!

[ Professor Dorkiman places "The Scholar" Howard Porter on the top turnbuckle and executes the German suplex, that has to hurt! ]

Steven Smith - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is doing quite well at this point in the match.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter with an Aztecan suplex on Professor Dorkiman sends him to the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. Professor Dorkiman gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman escapes. ]

UFW Prez - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter spinning mule kicks Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tagged in by Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Flying somersault drop kick by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman puts him back in the match. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tags in Nick Taylor. Nick Taylor grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and applies an arm wrench. Nick tags Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman on the turnbuckle"The Scholar" Howard Porter rising from the mat,Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is up again. Professor Dorkiman covers "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 "The Scholar" Howard Porter escapes. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Dorkiman should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter uses a snap mare takeover on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. ]

UFW Prez - snap mare!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter makes the tag to Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" clotheslines Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. ]

VP Novak - This is just awefull! Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is being double teamed!

[ Professor Dorkiman trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man".]

Bobby Bradford - UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" makes the tag to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Dorkiman kicks "The Scholar" Howard Porter's head out of desperation because "The Scholar" Howard Porter blocked Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's first kick. ]

UFW Prez - enzuigiri!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" tagged in by "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Professor Dorkiman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" makes the tag to "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes the face of Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman in attempt to make a come back. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits him with a back fist. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" tagged in by "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is up again. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" punches Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman in the gut. ]

VP Novak - Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a fist to midsection.

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gets elbowed to his midsection by Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

Bobby Bradford - Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" takes a elbowsmash.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman sets Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" up on the top turnbuckle, then hooks him up and slams him with a DVD off the top. Professor Dorkiman chants start. ]

UFW Prez - That top-rope Death Valley Driver was very good.

[An elbow submission by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman brings Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" down to the mat. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" escapes. Professor Dorkiman drags Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Professor Dorkiman throws a chair at Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". (..2) Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" with an elbowdrop. Professor Dorkiman climbs to his feet. (...3) Professor Dorkiman jumps and elbow smashes the lying Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is back on his feet. (....4) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" does a cartwheel and kicks Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman in the face. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Professor Dorkiman and Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" move back to ringside. Professor Dorkiman takes Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" into the ring. Flying somersault drop kick by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman puts him back in the match. Now Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman standing. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Dorkiman with a elbow drop.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tags Nick. Nick Taylor applies an arm wrench to Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Nick tags Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" suplexes Professor Dorkiman. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" sends Professor Dorkiman to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a flying headbutt on Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman gets back to his feet. (..2) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" spins aroround Professor Dorkiman's back and DDT's him into the floor. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" moves back to his feet. (...3) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" throws a chair at Professor Dorkiman. Crotch chop from Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". They fight into the aisle. (....4) ]

Steven Smith - UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

[(.....5) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman move back to ringside. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" takes Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman into the ring. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" punches Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman repeatedly. Nick tagged in by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". ]

Bobby Bradford - This is just awefull! Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is being double teamed!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a swinging bulldog on Professor Dorkiman driving Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's face into the mat. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets back to his feet. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" hits a flying karate chop right to Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's neck. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and Professor Dorkiman go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" swings a Steel chair and hits Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman is bleeding as a result. ]

Bobby Bradford - Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man"'s momma would be proud!

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" punches Professor Dorkiman repeatedly. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a headlock takedown. Professor Dorkiman is up again. They head back into the ring. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" delivers a spinning backbreak to Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman gets up. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" picks up Professor Dorkiman and hits him with a Back Suplex. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" climbs to the top turnbuckle and Missle Dropkicks Professor Dorkiman. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" covers Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Suddenly, Howard Porter flips over the ropes and legdrops Bob Ulrich on the back of his head!]

Steven Smith - What is going on here??

[Bob Ulrich rolls off PHD as Porter hits him again.  He drags him to the corner and leans him up against the bottom turnbuckle.  Nick Taylor climbs into the ring and runs at him full force, drilling his knee right into the "Demolition Man's" face.  Bill Fraser immediately calls for the bell as Dorkiman starts to kick him along with his new comrades. The bell ringer continues to ring the bell as the three of them continue to beat down Ulrich.]

VP-T - I'm gonna go beat him down if he thinks that stupid bell will stop them...

[PHD and Nick Taylor pick up Bob Ulrich and set him on the top turnbuckle.  The Scholar adjusts his silver framed glasses and climbs onto the second turnbucle.  Hooking Ulrich's arm around his neck, Porter pull him back and slams him into the mat with a superplex!  PHD gets to the top rope and gives the "Live long and proser" sign with his fingers and jumps off, landing on the Demolition Man with an elbow drop to his heart.  Nick Taylor smiles broadly as he climbs the ropes next.  He stares to the crowd and then leaps from the ropes, hitting a 5 star frog splash!!  Bob Ulrich is motionless as the three hold their arms up together.  They leave the ring and go up the ramp to a chorus only this crowd could bring to them.]

Steven Smith - Do we have a new stable formed here in the UFW?

VP-T - It appears so...Bob Ulrich is sure gonna be mad.

UFW Prez - The UFW is a place where only this kinda stuff can happen...

VP-T - Yep...that's right.  Wow...what a night...and we still have great stuff to come!!

Steven Smith - Up next, B.A. Bruiser takes on Groan!!
 
 

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Powerman5000- when worlds collide plays as smoke fills the entrance way. Lights flash different colours and BA comes out with his manager Mercedes. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Washington accompanied by Linda Lovelace, Groan!!! (crowd cheers **********)

["Have a Cigar" drifts through the arena. B.A. checks out the ring. Groan grabs B.A. Bruiser's arm and strkes his elbow. (the bell rings) B.A. grabs Groan's leg and takes him down. Groan climbs to his feet. Groan kicks B.A. Bruiser in the groin. ]

Steven Smith - kick to the groin!

[Groan shoulder tackles B.A.. Groan stomps B.A.'s head. Groan jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on B.A. Bruiser. Groan moves back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser gets back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser lifts Groan into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. B.A. Bruiser climbs to his feet. ]

Steven Smith - I wish every match could be like this!

[Groan moves back to his feet. Groan bounces B.A. Bruiser off the ropes and clotheslines him. B.A. Bruiser moves back to his feet. Groan rakes his fingers across B.A.'s back. Groan tackles and begins punching B.A.. B.A. stands up. B.A. does a cartwheel and kicks Groan in the face. B.A. rolls onto Groan connecting with a knee. Now Groan standing. Flying kick by Groan takes B.A. Bruiser down. Groan measures B.A. up and drops a closed fist. Groan is back on his feet. Groan knees B.A. Bruiser and rolls back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser gets back to his feet. B.A. hits a power slam on Groan. B.A. Bruiser gets up. ]

Steven Smith - Groan could use some help about now.

[Groan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. B.A. is back on his feet. B.A. knees Groan and rolls back to his feet. Groan climbs to his feet. Groan gets tiger suplexed by B.A. Bruiser. Groan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. Groan hits the mat. B.A. sucks chants start in the crowd. B.A. rolls onto Groan connecting with a knee. B.A. hits Groan with the back of his elbow. B.A. hits a kneeling headbutt to Groan's groin. Groan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. ]

UFW Prez - diving elbow smash!

[Groan stands up. B.A. gets elbowed to his midsection by B.A.. B.A. executes a jawbreakeron Groan. B.A. is back on his feet. Groan gets back to his feet. B.A. knocks Groan out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Groan climbs to his feet. B.A. Bruiser drags Groan to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) B.A. Bruiser spinning mule kicks Groan. (...3) Groan superkicks B.A.. B.A. is up again. (....4) B.A. Bruiser hits Groan with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Now Groan standing. (.....5) Groan and B.A. Bruiser move back into the ring. Groan jumps from the top and nails B.A. Bruiser with a flying axhandle smash. Now B.A. Bruiser standing. B.A. Bruiser bounces Groan off the ropes and clotheslines him. B.A. Bruiser uses a lariat on Groan. Groan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. Groan is up again. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Groan takes B.A. Bruiser down. Groan runs in and leg drops B.A. Bruiser. ]

Steven Smith - Groan executes a Leg Drop.

[ B.A. moves back to his feet. ]

VP-T - I'm sick of this match....can we watch the Nitro Girls Swimsuit Video?

[Groan gets hit with a running powerslam by B.A. Bruiser B.A. drags Groan to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) B.A. Bruiser chokes Groan with a microphone cable. ]

Steven Smith - UFW is the only place for entertainment like this! Did you see that last move?

UFW Prez - Yeah, you know it.

[ B.A. rolls onto Groan connecting with a knee. Groan gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. B.A. Bruiser takes Groan into the ring. B.A. Bruiser rolls onto Groan connecting with a knee. B.A. hits Groan with the spinebuster slam. B.A. Bruiser stands up. B.A. squeezes Groan in a crushing bearhug, then lifts and drops him in the BRUISER BOMB! Groan gets hit with the shooting star press from B.A.. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 ...3]

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, B.A. Bruiser!!!

VP-T - Um...did Bruiser just win that match cleanly?

UFW Prez - He sure did...looks like he's going on to face Mayhem for the TV Title at Live in London.

[Suddenly, Devil's Dance hits as the lights go out.  The hearbeat appears on the tron as the lights begin to strobe.  The hearbeat is suddenly frozen as the music is too.  Chasm's face is seen as the tron fades to a picture of him in the back, Richter, as usual, resting on his shoulder.]

Chasm - How goes it, Bruiser?  Nice to see you've made yourself into Live in London.  Yer a lucky man, what with me not coming down there for ya and all.  But, ya may wanna keep yer eyes peeled.  Look out below!

[The tron fades back to its usual Monday Madness symbol as the lights go back up.  Bruiser stands in the ring, looking over at the tron.  The crowd chees immediately, seeing Groan standing, leaning against a turnbuckle behind Bruiser with Anguish perched on the top turnbuckle, crouching there, Mr. Poopy taped to his head.  Groan calls out Bruiser's name and grins. Bruiser turns just in time to see Anguish flying through the air in a seemingly drunken flip that nails the big man in the face.  Bruiser gets slammed back so hard, that he rolls backwards in a somersault on the mat.  His body comes to rest with his face smashed against the canvas.  Anguish stands up and raises his arms as the crowd nearly blows up, the little mouse on his head staying stable.  Groan smiles at him and climbs out of the ring.  Anguish hits another turnbuckle, raises his arms in the air, and then quickly does a backflip, landing on his feet.  He turns around only to run into the chest of B.A. Bruiser.  He looks up slowly at him, the little lunatic's mouth gaping widely.  Bruiser punches him hard in the face and then throws Anguish's head between his legs.  He pulls him over his head and then throws him down hard as the crowd boos.  Anguish lays there motionless as Bruiser stands over him, pointing down at him.  The little lunatic's eyes struggle to stay open as Bruiser slaps him.  Anguish suddenly sits up and grins wide at him, the crowd going crazy.  Bruiser's face grows with rage as he drills him in the face with his boot.  Anguish is on his back once more, staring up at the lights of the arena, the crowd once again booing.]

VP-T - Anguish has a match next!!  Will he be able to perform in this condition?!?!

[Bruiser leans down and rips the little rubber mouse blob from his head and tosses it into the crowd.  The crowd boos wildly as some of them race after the little rubber prize.  Bruiser raises a fist in the air in celebration and leaves the ring, a look of seriousness still covering his face.]

UFW Prez - Wow...this rivalry is starting to become a big one...it could go down in the record books....

VP-T - Trust me...it will...after throwing Mr. Poopy out into the crowd to never be seen again...it will.  Anguish will also be a little more crazy than he already is...

Steven Smith - Oh good God....he's wrestling next too...

UFW Prez - Stay tuned as we head to commercial, folks!!!

VP-R
 
 

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Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from San Francisco, California he holds the UFW Cruiserweight, UFW TV title belts, Mayhem!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["Party Up" by DMX plays. The lights dim and a dark blue lights engulfs the arena. Mayhem walks to the ring, sheds his cloak, and shadow boxes. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 178 pounds, from Parts Unknown a member of Legion he holds the UFW US title belt, Anguish!!!

[Anguish sits there, still in the ring and struggles to stand.  Mayhem walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Mayhem goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps the already wounded Anguish. Mayhem is up again. Mayhem covers Anguish. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Anguish escapes. ]

UFW Prez - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Anguish.

[Anguish stands up. Mayhem tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Mayhem climbs to his feet. Mayhem goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Anguish escapes. ]

VP-T - Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Dumb move!

[Now Anguish standing. Anguish hits a kneeling headbutt to Mayhem's groin. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem takes a kneeling headbutt.

[Mayhem executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Anguish. Anguish gets back to his feet. Anguish hits a jumping elbow thrust on Mayhem. Anguish applies an arm wrench to Mayhem. Anguish grabs Mayhem's head and bites him in the face. Mayhem off the top rope with a dropkick, hitting Anguish right in the chin. Mayhem stands up. Mayhem drags Anguish to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Mayhem swings a Steel chair and hits Anguish. Anguish is bleeding as a result. (..2) Mayhem flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Anguish gets up. (...3) Mayhem slaps both sides of Anguish's head out of desperation. (....4) Anguish gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) Mayhem takes Anguish into the ring. Mayhem elbows Anguish in the stomach, trying to even the match. Anguish with a high crossbody on Mayhem. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem takes a high cross body.

[Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Mayhem. Anguish gets back to his feet. Now Mayhem standing. A flying bodypress by Mayhem takes Anguish to the mat with authority. Mayhem is up again. Anguish gets up. Flying side kick by Mayhem takes Anguish off his feet. Mayhem stands up. Anguish gets back to his feet. Anguish jumps from the top rope and hits Mayhem with a flying armdrag. Anguish gets up. ]

Steven Smith - I wish every match could be like this!

[Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mayhem. Now Mayhem standing. Anguish chops Mayhem. Mayhem get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Anguish. ]

UFW Prez - Anguish executes a double axhandle chop.

[Anguish covers Mayhem hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Mayhem kicks out. ]

VP-T - Uh....what was that....your mother calling you?

[Mayhem gets elbowed to his midsection by Anguish. Anguish connects with a low blow. Mayhem goes down. Mayhem stands up. Anguish grabs Mayhem's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]

Steven Smith - That DDT was very good.

[Anguish is back on his feet. ]

Steven Smith - Are you enjoying this match?

VP-T - Yeah.......of course.

[Anguish climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Mayhem. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem hits a jumping elbow thrust on Anguish. Anguish is driven further into the mat by Mayhem with a diving elbow smash. ]

Steven Smith - diving elbow smash!

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem gets sent into the turnbuckle while Anguish hits him with a splash. Anguish bounces Mayhem off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Anguish gets back to his feet. Anguish piledrives Mayhem into the mat. Anguish applies an arm wrench to Mayhem. Anguish climbs to the top rope, jumps on Mayhem and Tornado DDT's him onto the mat. Anguish covers Mayhem. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 Anguish suddenly pulls Mayhem up from the mat.  Bill Fraser immediately begins yelling at him in anger about not making the cover.]

VP-T - What is Anguish doing??!

[Anguish stands up and dusts off his pants.  He extends his hand to Mayhem, who looks up at him in anger.  Mayhem slaps away his hand and stands up, holding his head.  Anguish approaches him, as if confused.  Mayhem looks over at him as Sheela and Alisa climb into the ring, the crowd whistling as they bend over.  Sheela goes over to Anguish as Alisa goes over to Mayhem.  The crowd talks amongst themselves, they too, seeming to be in a great deal of confusion.]

VP-T - Um..Steven...what's going on?

Steven Smith - I don't know...how would I know?

[Sheela looks back at Mayhem and Alisa, then back to Anguish.  The two of them walk to Mayhem and Alisa as they turn as well.  Anguish turns his head slightly as a huge grin forms over his face.  Mayhem walks slowly forward, the look of seriousness still on his face, as he looks down at the lunatic.  He smiles and they join hands and shake them.  Cowboys From Hell blasts over the PA as their handshake is broken up.  Five ropes suddenly fall from the ceiling.  Anguish and Mayhem hop away from them as the Forsaken Brotherhood slide down them, metal bats in hands.  Anguish disarms The Avator and Fate in one martial arts kick.  He picks up one of the bats and swings it as the two of them leave the ring.  Mayhem stands behind the now armed Anguish as Bruiser, Biohazard, and Nemesis stare at their two valets who are standing outside the ring.  Fate and Avator go over to them as they run away from them.  Sheela and Alisa turn the corner as the two wrestlers go after them.  Suddenly, to the crowd's likeness, Pedro rolls out from under the ring.  He's wearing an oversized Superman costume and cape.]

Pedro - ARRRRRRIIBAAAAA!!!

[The little man dives at Fate and is quickly trampelled as the Sheela and Alisa manage to get back into the ring.  Unknown to them, they've run into the backs of Bruiser and Nemesis.  The two Forsaken Brotherhood members turn to them and drop their bats.  They both extend their arms and grip the two women by the throat.  Looking back at eachother, Nemesis and Bruiser begin to lift the women off the ground.  Suddenly, a bebe hits Bruiser in the head.  Then a moment later, the same happens to Nemesis.  They drop Sheela and Alisa and turn to see Pedro perched on the barricade by the fans, shooting repeatedly at them with his bebe gun.  Fate and Avator run up the ramp as Biohazard scurries out of the ring.  Nemesis and Bruiser try to approach Pedro, but notice just in time as Mayhem and Anguish swing their bats at them.  They manage to dive out of the way and up the ramp.  They start walking slowly up the ramp, still turned to the ring and pointing their fingers.  Pedro slides into the ring and begins shooting again yelling "ARRIIIIBAAAA' the whole time as they give up and race up the ramp.]

VP-T - Pedro saved the day of this new stable being formed...and took out three men while doing it...Mayhem better be happy with his little publicist now!

UFW Prez - Anguish looks happy now, but it will take the toll later on him without Mr. Poopy.

Steven Smith - It may also be bad for Bruiser's health...

VP-T - Well said, Steven.....for once.

Steven Smith - Bite me, VP-pubes.

VP-T - VP-pubes?

Steven Smith - Don't call me names....heheheheee

[VP-T buries his head in his hand as Steven stands up and starts doing a little dance, swinging his hands in a circular motion.  Jack Orion looks over at him in disgust as VP-Tristan brings up his free hand and casually pushes Steven back, causing him to trip and fall into his chair, which in turn falls backward.  The camera starts to fade with Steven Smith's feet hanging in the air, VP-T still with his face buried in his hand, and Jack Orion looking on, embarrassed of what just took place.]

UFW Prez - Thank you fols for watching!!  Don't forget about Wednesday War!!!  GOOD NIGHT!