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Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. No, to introduce Emerald Fusion's opponent, its BioHazard!

[BioHazard gets up from the announcers table, grabs a mic and slides into the ring, he begins to speak..]

Commish BioHazard - Ok, ok... so... I'm here to find an opponent for Emerald Fusion... hmmm... I wanna find a good worthy opponent... hmmm..... I want to find someone who can beat him at practically all odds for Annoying me, the Commish so much just to make a damned match! So I elect... ohh.... this is a toughie... I'll think I'll have to go with the one and only...me! Thats right, I am going to be Emerlad Fusion's mystery opponent, why you ask? Simply because he just pisses me off... simple as that.. so, into the wrestling ring I go!

[BioHazard then drops the mic, spits on his hands, rubs them together and croaches in anticipitantion for Emerald Fusion]

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Workington, England, Emerald Fusion!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[King of Rock by Dial M for Moguai plays as Emerald Fusion makes his way to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Brooklyn NY, Biohazard!!! (crowd Boo *******)

[Darkness, apart from numerous red and blue lights circling the arena and Break Out by the Foo Fighters hits and Biohazard paces around the ring. Emerald Fusion executes a pumphandle suplex on Biohazard. Biohazard gets on the turnbuckle and poses for the fans. (the bell rings) Emerald Fusion throws Biohazard off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Biohazard is up again. Emerald Fusion get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Biohazard. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Emerald Fusion. Biohazard is back on his feet. Emerald Fusion is back on his feet. Biohazard hits Emerald Fusion with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Biohazard covers Emerald Fusion hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Emerald Fusion escapes. Emerald Fusion gets up. Biohazard comes from behind and bulldogs Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion climbs to his feet. Emerald Fusion hits Biohazard with an inverted atomic drop. Biohazard is back on his feet. Biohazard nails Emerald Fusion with a belly-to-back suplex. Biohazard covers Emerald Fusion. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Emerald Fusion kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Biohazard Yakuza kicks Emerald Fusion to the mat. Emerald Fusion stands up. Emerald Fusion brings Biohazard down with a Mexican armdrag takedown. Emerald Fusion jabs Biohazard. Biohazard gouges Emerald Fusion's eyes out. Flying side kick by Biohazard takes Emerald Fusion off his feet. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Emerald Fusion. Biohazard is back on his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Emerald Fusion. Now Biohazard standing. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Emerald Fusion. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Emerald Fusion moves back to his feet. Emerald Fusion goes for a side suplex but Biohazard dodges the attack. Emerald Fusion locks Biohazard in that boston crab. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) Biohazard escapes. ]

UFW Prez - This is how wrestling should be!

[Emerald Fusion rakes the face of Biohazard in attempt to make a come back. Emerald Fusion applies the clawhold on Biohazard. Emerald Fusion chops Biohazard. ]

Bobby Bradford - chop!

[Biohazard kicks Emerald Fusion in the groin. ]

Steven Smith - Biohazard with a kick to the groin.

Bobby Bradford - Come on Emerald whatsurname, kill BioHazard! Kill BioHazard!

Steven Smith - Kill BioHazard! Kill BioHazard!

[Bio turns to where the two commentators are jumping up and down in they're seats shouting "Kill BioHazard" he gives them the finger and continues to wrestle. Biohazard slaps the face of Emerald Fusion. Biohazard is up again. Biohazard hits him with a back fist. Biohazard grabs Emerald Fusion's leg and takes him down. Emerald Fusion gets back to his feet. Biohazard goes for a body slam but Emerald Fusion dodges the attack. Biohazard gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Emerald Fusion. Biohazard superkicks Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion is up again. Biohazard punches Emerald Fusion in the gut. Biohazard rakes the face of Emerald Fusion in attempt to make a come back. Biohazard hits Emerald Fusion with a Baba chop. Biohazard executes a swinging bulldog on Emerald Fusion driving Emerald Fusion's face into the mat. Biohazard is up again. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Emerald Fusion. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Emerald Fusion. ]

Steven Smith - Emerald Fusion takes a flying knee drop.

[Biohazard stands up. Emerald Fusion is back on his feet. Biohazard with a huge fisherman buster on Emerald Fusion. ]

Bobby Bradford - That fisherman buster was very good.

[Biohazard slingshot elbow drops Emerald Fusion. Biohazard chants start. Biohazard drags Emerald Fusion to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Emerald Fusion moves back to his feet. (..2) Emerald Fusion hits a spinning leg lariat on Biohazard sending him to the floor. (...3) Emerald Fusion applies an arm wrench to Biohazard. Biohazard gets up. (....4) Biohazard kicks Emerald Fusion in the groin. (.....5) Emerald Fusion takes Biohazard into the ring. Emerald Fusion comes from behind and bulldogs Biohazard. Emerald Fusion stands up. Biohazard stands up. Emerald Fusion connects with a flying knee. Biohazard goes down. Biohazard gets up. Biohazard leaps up, swings around Emerald Fusion and DDT's him onto the mat. Biohazard and Emerald Fusion go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Biohazard chokes Emerald Fusion with a microphone cable. Biohazard knee drops Emerald Fusion. ]

Steven Smith - Biohazard executes a knee drop.

[Biohazard gets back to his feet. (..2) Biohazard goes off the turnbuckle with a flying summersault splash. Biohazard stands up. Biohazard leg drops Emerald Fusion. Biohazard and Emerald Fusion move back into the ring. Biohazard hits the flying legdrop across Emerald Fusion's neck. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Emerald Fusion. Biohazard chants start. Emerald Fusion gets put on the turnbuckle while Biohazard gives him the Whippersnapper. Biohazard makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Biohazard!!!

Steven SMith - Awww.... I wantd BioHazard to get hurt.. damn him.

[BioHazard then smiles to the Booing fans and strolls back to the announcers table and takes a seat once again.]

UFW Prez - And now, we have a grudge match between B.A. Bruiser and sHs!

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Melbourne, Australia accompanied by Giant, Mercury!!!

[The arena goes black. The crowd quiets down. There is an explosion of light and Red pyro. Mercury walks to the ring wearing black pants and a shirt with 'The Mercury is Rising' written on it. He steps into the ring and takes his top off. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood he holds the UFW TV title belt, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Powerman5000- when worlds collide plays as smoke fills the entrance way. Lights flash different colours and BA comes out with his manager Mercedes. Mercury checks his boots. B.A. checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Mercury goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps B.A.. Mercury hits B.A. with an elbowdrop. Mercury is back on his feet. B.A. climbs to his feet. B.A. Bruiser connects with a flying knee. Mercury goes down. ]

Steven Smith - Mercury takes a knee.

[ B.A. knees Mercury and rolls back to his feet. Mercury gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. B.A. gets up. Mercury is back on his feet. B.A. holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. B.A. Bruiser does a cartwheel and kicks Mercury in the face. ]

Bobby Bradford - cartwheel kick!

[Mercury gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. B.A. is back on his feet. B.A. rolls onto Mercury connecting with a knee. Mercury is back on his feet. A somersault bodyblock by Mercury does little damage to B.A. Bruiser. Mercury stands up. Mercury kicks B.A. Bruiser in the back of the leg. ]

Commish BioHazard - How lame was that... just depressing...

[B.A. Bruiser is back on his feet. B.A. Bruiser hits Mercury with an earringer. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. Bruiser with a earringer.

[Mercury gets tiger suplexed by B.A.. Mercury gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. Mercury gets up. Mercury with an Aztecan suplex on B.A. sends him to the mat. Mercury is back on his feet. Mercury rolls onto B.A. connecting with a knee. Mercury hits B.A. with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

UFW Prez - Mercury with a elbow drop.

[Mercury moves back to his feet. Mercury hits B.A. Bruiser with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat. ]

Commish BioHazard - Nice double underhook piledriver by Mercury.

Bobby Bradford - Mercury's momma would be proud!

Commish BioHazard - Yere.... whatever

[ B.A. is driven further into the mat by Mercury with a diving elbow smash. B.A. Bruiser climbs to his feet. B.A. Bruiser hits Mercury with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Now Mercury standing. B.A. Bruiser gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Mercury executes a headlock takedown. ]

Steven Smith - headlock takedown!

[Mercury executes a corkscrew legdrop on B.A. Bruiser. Now Mercury standing. Mercury rolls onto B.A. Bruiser connecting with a knee. B.A. Bruiser is back on his feet. Mercury goes for a somersault legdrop but B.A. dodges the attack. Mercury sends B.A. to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Mercury executes a neck-breaker on B.A. Bruiser. (..2) Mercury cuts B.A. Bruiser with a blade. B.A. Bruiser is bleeding as a result. Mercury climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on B.A.. Mercury is back on his feet. (...3) Mercury places B.A. Bruiser on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. Mercury uses an elbow drop from off the top rope to hurt B.A. even more than he already has. Mercury stands up. B.A. gets up. B.A. Bruiser and Mercury move back into the ring. B.A. Bruiser executes a jawbreakeron Mercury. B.A. Bruiser dives head first into Mercury. B.A. gets up. Mercury is back on his feet. B.A. Bruiser squeezes Mercury in a crushing bearhug, then lifts and drops him in the BRUISER BOMB! B.A. Bruiser catches Mercury in the crucifx and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Bobby Bradford - B.A. Bruiser has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, B.A. Bruiser!!!

Commish BioHazard - Yup, so B.A. has gone onto Round two of the Gauntlet, this time he's up against Scott "The Hott One" Naket...

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 247 pounds, from Vancouver a member of sHs, Scott "The Hott One" Naket!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[The sHs theme hits. The lights dim to blue and Scott Naket walks out. He raises his arms and blue streaks of pyro go of beside him. He walks down to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood he holds the UFW TV title belt, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos *****)

[B.A. stands in the middel of the ring and stares at Scott "The Hott One" Naket who executes a pumphandle suplex on B.A. Bruiser. B.A. checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) B.A. Bruiser gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Scott "The Hott One" Naket. ]

Commish BioHazard - Scott "The Hott One" Naket with a fireman's carry.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket covers B.A.. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 B.A. escapes. ]

Steven Smith - Not even close!

[ B.A. is back on his feet. B.A. uses a lariat on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket moves back to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket spinning mule kicks B.A. Bruiser. Scott "The Hott One" Naket puts B.A. in an arm grapevine submission. Now B.A. standing. B.A. grabs Scott "The Hott One" Naket by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Scott "The Hott One" Naket uppercuts B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket hits B.A. Bruiser with the back of his elbow. Scott "The Hott One" Naket executes a huge gutbuster on B.A. Bruiser. Scott "The Hott One" Naket fist drops B.A. on the mat. Scott "The Hott One" Naket is up again. Scott "The Hott One" Naket puts B.A. in an arm grapevine submission. B.A. gets up. B.A. Bruiser executes a spinning DDT, planting Scott "The Hott One" Naket's head in the mat. B.A. Bruiser sucks chants start in the crowd. Indian deathlock applied by B.A.. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Scott "The Hott One" Naket is fighting the hold. ... B.A. tightens the hold. ... Scott "The Hott One" Naket escapes. ]

UFW Prez - The UFW is the only place for entertainment like this!

[ B.A. knees Scott "The Hott One" Naket and rolls back to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. B.A. gets back to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets up. Scott "The Hott One" Naket slaps B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser slaps the face of Scott "The Hott One" Naket. B.A. Bruiser gets back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser slaps Scott "The Hott One" Naket. ]

Commish BioHazard - slap!

[ B.A. grabs Scott "The Hott One" Naket's head and DDT's him on the mat. B.A. gets back to his feet. B.A. Bruiser and Scott "The Hott One" Naket go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

Steven Smith - My God!! What a match!

[(..2) B.A. Bruiser rolls onto Scott "The Hott One" Naket connecting with a knee. Now Scott "The Hott One" Naket standing. (...3) Scott "The Hott One" Naket low blows B.A.. B.A. climbs to his feet. (....4) B.A. Bruiser tackles Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket stands up. (.....5) Scott "The Hott One" Naket and B.A. move back into the ring. Scott "The Hott One" Naket hits a koppo kick on B.A.. ]

Commish BioHazard - koppo kick!

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket measures B.A. Bruiser up and drops a closed fist. Scott "The Hott One" Naket climbs to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket covers B.A. Bruiser hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 B.A. Bruiser kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - Scott "The Hott One" Naket should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Commish BioHazard -Well, what can ya expect? He's a member of sHs.

[B.A. Bruiser stands up. Scott "The Hott One" Naket delivers a kick to the head of B.A.. Scott "The Hott One" Naket goes for a pin. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 B.A. Bruiser kicks out. ]

Commish BioHazard - Scott "The Hott One" Naket should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[B.A. Bruiser climbs to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket goes up to the top and comes down on B.A. Bruiser with an asai leg lariat. ]

Steven Smith - Good Asai leg lariat by Scott "The Hott One" Naket.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket is up again. Scott "The Hott One" Naket puts B.A. Bruiser in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Bobby Bradford - B.A. takes a arm grapevine.

[ B.A. gets back to his feet. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. B.A. Bruiser bounces Scott "The Hott One" Naket off the ropes and clotheslines him. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets hit with the shooting star press from B.A.. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Scott "The Hott One" Naket kicks out. ]

Commish BioHazard - B.A. should have known he wouldn't win the match with that. Actually.... on second thoughts... he probably could have..... since he's B.A. and all.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket is up again. B.A. Bruiser is hit with a backward kick. Scott "The Hott One" Naket fist drops B.A. on the mat. Scott "The Hott One" Naket is back on his feet. B.A. hits a kneeling headbutt to Scott "The Hott One" Naket's groin. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A.. Scott "The Hott One" Naket climbs to his feet. B.A. nails Scott "The Hott One" Naket with an inverted DDT. B.A. Bruiser sucks chants start in the crowd. Now B.A. Bruiser standing. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets hit with the shooting star press from B.A. Bruiser. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Scott "The Hott One" Naket escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - B.A. was so close!!

Commish BioHazard - Damn right he was.

[Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets up. ]

UFW Prez - Scott "The Hott One" Naket could use some help about now.

[B.A. Bruiser executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Scott "The Hott One" Naket's head onto the mat. Now B.A. standing. B.A. falls head first into Scott "The Hott One" Naket. Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets up. B.A. Bruiser hits Scott "The Hott One" Naket with the back of his elbow. B.A. Bruiser hits a power slam on Scott "The Hott One" Naket. B.A. Bruiser stands up. B.A. Bruiser squeezes Scott "The Hott One" Naket in a crushing bearhug, then lifts and drops him in the BRUISER BOMB! Scott "The Hott One" Naket gets hit with the shooting star press from B.A.. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Bobby Bradford - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, B.A. Bruiser!!!

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood he holds the UFW TV title belt, B.A. Bruiser!!! (crowd boos ****)

[B.A. Stands in the middle of the empty riung awaiting The Revenant.]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from 8 Gates of Hell a member of sHs, Revenant!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Lights go out and Bat Out of Hell Hits. Revenant walks to the ring while taunting the fans and clutching Mercedes in his left hand, when he gets to the ring, he hands Mercedes to Scott Naket who is rubbing his back from the pain of being Bruiser Bombed. B.A. Bruiser Stares at The Revenant with a sadistic look in his eye, he then turns to Mercedes and give her a broad smile. Revenant gives B.A. the finger. (ring, ring, ring) B.A. Bruiser grabs Revenant's leg and takes him down. B.A. knees Revenant and rolls back to his feet. Revenant gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by B.A.. ]

UFW Prez - fireman's carry!

[B.A. Bruiser hits a jumping elbow thrust on Revenant. Revenant leg lariats B.A., sending him to the mat. ]

Bobby Bradford - Revenant with a leg lariat.

[Revenant kicks B.A. Bruiser in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Now Revenant standing. Revenant covers B.A.. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 B.A. escapes. ]

UFW Prez - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[ B.A. is back on his feet. B.A. Bruiser gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... Revenant tightens the hold. ... Revenant tightens the hold. ... B.A. Bruiser escapes. Revenant hits B.A. with a Baba chop. B.A. spinning mule kicks Revenant. B.A. Bruiser rolls onto Revenant connecting with a knee. B.A. gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. They lockup. Revenant sends B.A. to the corner of the ring. A flying shoulder block send B.A. to the mat. Revenant climbs to his feet. They lockup. Revenant sends B.A. to the corner of the ring. Revenant picks up B.A. and hits him with a Back Suplex. Revenant gets hit with a back heel kick. Revenant gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. ]

Steven Smith - B.A. Bruiser executes a diving elbow smash.

[B.A. Bruiser stands up. B.A. rolls onto Revenant connecting with a knee. Revenant gets hit with a diving elbow smash from B.A. Bruiser. B.A. Bruiser gets up. B.A. rolls onto Revenant connecting with a knee. Revenant climbs to his feet. Revenant with a huge super fisherman buster, driving B.A. Bruiser into the mat. Revenant gets up. Revenant covers B.A.. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 B.A. kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - We almost had a winner.

[ B.A. climbs to his feet. Revenant comes from behind and bulldogs B.A. Bruiser. Revenant gets back to his feet. Revenant clotheslines B.A.. B.A. bounces Revenant off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. B.A. Bruiser head butts Revenant. B.A. Bruiser squeezes Revenant in a crushing bearhug, then lifts and drops him in the BRUISER BOMB! . Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Commish BioHazard - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, B.A. Bruiser!!!

Commish BioHazard - So in other words, B.A. gets Mercedes back... WooHoo!

[B.A. then strolls over to where Scott Naket and Mercury are standing guarding Mercedes and demands to have Mercedes back, they shake their heads and Start to beat down on B.A viciously, they take turns kicking and punching B.A until he is left on the floor in pain, Mercedes crys for help and immediately "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera rocks around the Arena, and Fate, Nemisis and The Avator run down to the ring with baseball bats in hand, Commish BioHazard also leaps out of his announcers seat and runs towards the sHs members, on the way picking up a steel chair.]

UFW Prez - Oh... This is gonna be an all out War!

[The members of The Forsaken BrotherHood surround Scot Naket and Mercury... Fate swins his bat feriociously in the direction of Mecury, but he quickly dodges the attack and takes a step back, then BioHazard steps up to Scott naket and shoves him to the side, he then smacks him with a chair, The Nemisis then starts to laugh erractially as he draws out his long, silver sword... he clutches it in both hands and starts to spin it around madly... he swings it at Mecury but luckely for mecury he misses, then he lifts it up high into the air, brings it back down and is about to attack Mecury with it when B.A. stands up and signals for him to stop, he looks right into Mecury's eyes and smiles, he reaches out a hand of friendship and the rest of the brotherhood look at him gob-smacked, Mecury reaches out is hand in order to shake it with B.A. but B.A. Bruiser quickly turns it into a crushing bear hug, squeezing the life out of Mecury, then finally he turns it into THE BRUISER BOMB! and slams Mecury down]

Bobby Bradford - Wow! B.A. sure does like that move, he's done it like 10 times already and thats just in LiL!

[B.A. then walks towards Mercedes and embraced her in a hug, they then let go and walk up back the entrance-ramp with the rest of the Forsaken BrotherHood apart from Commish BioHazard who takes a seat back at the announcers table.]

Commish BioHazard - Well.... that was fun!

Steven Smith - Ok, now onto our next match which is...

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Emerald Fusion and "Iron Man" Jordan French!!!

[Emerald Fusion and "Iron Man" Jordan French come to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - and their opponents, the team of Groan and Ming.

[Groan and Ming walk to the ring. Bill Fraser is the referee for this match. Ming grabs Emerald Fusion's arm and strikes his elbow. Emerald Fusion executes a pumphandle suplex on Ming. (the bell rings) Ming clotheslines Emerald Fusion. ]

Steven Smith - Emerald Fusion takes a weak move.

[Ming makes the tag to Groan. Emerald Fusion grabs Groan and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Groan takes a arm wrench.

[Emerald Fusion makes the tag to "Iron Man" Jordan French. Emerald Fusion tells Groan to suck it. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Groan is being double teamed!

[Emerald Fusion applies an arm wrench to Groan. Emerald Fusion grabs Groan and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Groan takes a arm wrench.

[Groan tags Ming. Ming puts Jordan French in an arm grapevine submission. IMJ gets hit with the shooting star press from Ming. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 IMJ kicks out. IMJ stands up. Ming double underhook faceslams Jordan French hard to the mat. Groan tagged in by Ming. Crotch chop from Groan. Oh my god! Groan is going for the people's elbow. Groan executes it (Crowd goes wild) Groan fist drops "Iron Man" Jordan French on the mat. ]

Bobby Bradford - This is just awefull! IMJ is being double teamed!

[Groan grabs "Iron Man" Jordan French and applies an arm wrench. Groan brings in Ming for Groan and Ming. "Iron Man" Jordan French goes for a power move but Ming dodges the attack. "Iron Man" Jordan French climbs to his feet. "Iron Man" Jordan French executes a leg hammerlock on Ming. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... Ming is fighting the hold. ... ... Ming is fighting the hold. Ming escapes. ]

Steven Smith - I wish every match could be like this!

[ Jordan French makes the tag to Emerald Fusion. Ming bites Emerald Fusion's arm out of desperation. Ming kicks Emerald Fusion in the groin. Ming does a cartwheel and kicks Emerald Fusion in the face. Emerald Fusion stands up. Emerald Fusion executes a headlock takedown. ]

UFW Prez - headlock takedown!

[Ming grabs Emerald Fusion and hits him with a European uppercut. Emerald Fusion tags Jordan French. Emerald Fusion piledrives Ming. "Iron Man" Jordan French grabs Ming's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Ming is being double teamed!

[Ming trys for a tiger driver but IMJ avoids it. Emerald Fusion tagged in by IMJ. Ming measures Emerald Fusion up and drops a closed fist. IMJ tagged in by Emerald Fusion. IMJ bounces Ming off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. "Iron Man" Jordan French pins Ming against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Bobby Bradford - This is just awefull! Ming is being double teamed!

[Ming nails "Iron Man" Jordan French with a double underhook suplex. ]

UFW Prez - That double underhook suplex was very good.

[Ming drags Jordan French to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Ming puts "Iron Man" Jordan French in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Bobby Bradford - "Iron Man" Jordan French takes a arm grapevine.

[(...3) Jordan French grabs Ming's leg and takes him down. Now Ming standing. (....4) IMJ delivers a short-arm clothesline to Ming. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ming and IMJ move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Ming and "Iron Man" Jordan French move back to ringside. Ming and IMJ move back into the ring. Ming delivers a kick to the head of Jordan French. Ming fist drops IMJ on the mat. "Iron Man" Jordan French stands up. Ming tags Groan. Groan lifts IMJ up and drops him on the mat. ]

Steven Smith - Jordan French is being double teamed!

["Iron Man" Jordan French gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Groan. Jordan French hits Groan with the Harlem Sidekick! ]

UFW Prez - Good Harlem Sidekick by IMJ.

[Groan stands up. "Iron Man" Jordan French applies a nerve hold on Groan. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Groan trys to escape. ... Groan is fighting the hold. ... Jordan French breaks the hold. Jordan French sends Groan to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) "Iron Man" Jordan French is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Groan. Groan takes Jordan French into the ring. Groan brings in Ming for Groan and Ming. Ming gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - elbowsmash!

[Flying kick by Ming takes "Iron Man" Jordan French down. Jordan French gets hit with the shooting star press from Ming. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 IMJ kicks out. IMJ is up again. IMJ makes the tag to Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion chops Ming. Emerald Fusion connects with a flying knee. Ming goes down. ]

UFW Prez - Ming takes a knee.

[Emerald Fusion makes the tag to IMJ. "Iron Man" Jordan French executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Ming. ]

Steven Smith - Jordan French with a flying knee drop.

["Iron Man" Jordan French stands up. Emerald Fusion tagged in by "Iron Man" Jordan French. Emerald Fusion hits a koppo kick on Ming. Ming gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - This is just awefull! Ming is being double teamed!

[Emerald Fusion picks up Ming and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Ming is back on his feet. ]

Steven Smith - What an outstanding match!

[Ming puts Emerald Fusion in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker. ]

Bobby Bradford - Emerald Fusion could use some help about now.

[Ming tags in Groan. Emerald Fusion rakes the face of Groan in attempt to make a come back. Groan runs and tackles Emerald Fusion. Groan punches him in the head. Groan stomps Emerald Fusion. Now Emerald Fusion standing. Emerald Fusion tags "Iron Man" Jordan French. Emerald Fusion throws Groan off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. "Iron Man" Jordan French goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Groan. Groan gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Emerald Fusion. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Groan is being double teamed!

[Groan hits Emerald Fusion with a Baba chop. Ming tagged in by Groan. Jordan French spinning mule kicks Ming. Ming makes the tag to Groan. IMJ hits Groan with a Baba chop. IMJ bounces Groan off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Groan tags Ming. Jordan French executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Ming. Jordan French stands up. Ming brings in Groan for Groan and Ming. Groan sets IMJ up DDTs him into the mat. ]

UFW Prez - Come on ref! Do something!! Jordan French is being double teamed!

[Groan stands up. Groan uses a lariat on IMJ. IMJ stands up. "Iron Man" Jordan French kicks Groan in the groin. Groan hits a running forearm smash on Jordan French's face. Groan chants start. Groan grabs IMJ's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Groan tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) IMJ escapes. Groan makes the tag to Ming. "Iron Man" Jordan French clotheslines Ming. Jordan French tags in Emerald Fusion. Ming executes the front-layout suplex on Emerald Fusion. Now Ming standing. Ming puts Emerald Fusion in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... Emerald Fusion trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Emerald Fusion is fighting the hold. ... Emerald Fusion escapes. Ming drags Emerald Fusion to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Flying side kick by Emerald Fusion takes Ming off his feet. ]

UFW Prez - Emerald Fusion with a flying side kick.

[Ming gets back to his feet. (...3) Emerald Fusion applies the clawhold on Ming. ]

Bobby Bradford - clawhold!

[(....4) Emerald Fusion discus punches Ming. Ming is back on his feet. (.....5) Ming takes Emerald Fusion into the ring. Ming spinning mule kicks Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion gets up. Emerald Fusion hits a spinning leg lariat on Ming sending him to the mat. Ming is back on his feet. Ming gives Emerald Fusion the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Ming stands up. Ming sends Emerald Fusion to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Ming puts Emerald Fusion in an arm grapevine submission. (...3) Ming measures Emerald Fusion up and drops a closed fist. Now Ming standing. Now Emerald Fusion standing. (....4) Ming with a high crossbody on Emerald Fusion. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ming and Emerald Fusion move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Ming and Emerald Fusion move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Ming fist drops Emerald Fusion on the mat. Ming puts Emerald Fusion in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Steven Smith - Emerald Fusion takes a arm grapevine.

[Emerald Fusion tags in Jordan French. Ming get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Jordan French. Ming gets back to his feet. Flying Tomahawk by Ming sends "Iron Man" Jordan French down to the mat. "Iron Man" Jordan French tags in Emerald Fusion. "Iron Man" Jordan French puts Ming on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Emerald Fusion piledrives Ming. Emerald Fusion punches Ming repeatedly. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Ming is being double teamed!

[Now Emerald Fusion standing. Ming executes a split legged moonsault on to Emerald Fusion. Ming climbs to his feet. ]

UFW Prez - My God!! What a match!

[Emerald Fusion makes the tag to "Iron Man" Jordan French. Ming jumps from the top and nails "Iron Man" Jordan French with a flying axhandle smash. Emerald Fusion tagged in by "Iron Man" Jordan French. Emerald Fusion stands up. Emerald Fusion springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Ming. Ming brings in Groan for Groan and Ming. A flying shoulder block send Emerald Fusion to the mat. ]

Bobby Bradford - Come on ref! Do something!! Emerald Fusion is being double teamed!

[Emerald Fusion jabs Groan. ]

Steven Smith - jab!

[Emerald Fusion brings Groan down with a Mexican armdrag takedown. Emerald Fusion tags "Iron Man" Jordan French. Groan punches "Iron Man" Jordan French repeatedly. ]

UFW Prez - IMJ takes a weak move.

[Groan makes the tag to Ming. Groan pulls "Iron Man" Jordan French's hair. Groan punches IMJ in the head. ]

Steven Smith - This is just awefull! "Iron Man" Jordan French is being double teamed!

[Groan gets hit with a back heel kick. IMJ tags Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion applies an arm wrench to Ming. ]

UFW Prez - arm wrench!

[Ming tags in Groan. Emerald Fusion applies an arm wrench to Groan. Groan hiptosses Emerald Fusion. Groan knees Emerald Fusion and rolls back to his feet. Emerald Fusion climbs to his feet. Emerald Fusion hits a koppo kick on Groan. IMJ tagged in by Emerald Fusion. Jordan French executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Groan. "Iron Man" Jordan French gets back to his feet. "Iron Man" Jordan French executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Groan. Jordan French is back on his feet. Jordan French makes the tag to Emerald Fusion. Jordan French executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Groan. Emerald Fusion grabs Groan and applies an arm wrench. ]

Steven Smith - Groan is being double teamed!

[Emerald Fusion trys for a springboard moonsault but Groan avoids it. Groan gets back to his feet. IMJ tagged in by Emerald Fusion. Emerald Fusion rakes the face of Groan in attempt to make a come back. IMJ hits a kneeling headbutt to Groan's groin. IMJ hits Groan with a single arm DDT. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! Groan is being double teamed!

[Groan short-arm clotheslines "Iron Man" Jordan French to the mat. ]

UFW Prez - Short-arm clothesline!

[ Jordan French is up again. IMJ slaps Groan. Groan gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by "Iron Man" Jordan French. Groan is back on his feet. Flying Tomahawk by Groan sends Jordan French down to the mat. Groan covers IMJ. The ref starts the count. ...1 IMJ escapes. IMJ stands up. IMJ tags Emerald Fusion. Groan bounces Emerald Fusion off the ropes and clotheslines him. Groan makes the tag to Ming. Ming punches Emerald Fusion repeatedly. ]

UFW Prez - This is just awefull! Emerald Fusion is being double teamed!

[Ming is back on his feet. Ming fist drops Emerald Fusion on the mat. IMJ tagged in by Emerald Fusion. IMJ pokes Ming in the eyes. Jordan French tags Emerald Fusion. They lockup. Emerald Fusion sends Ming to the corner of the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - Come on ref! Do something!! Ming is being double teamed!

[Emerald Fusion is up again. Emerald Fusion uses a lariat on Ming. Ming stands up. Flying side kick by Ming takes Emerald Fusion off his feet. Emerald Fusion gets back to his feet. Emerald Fusion applies the clawhold on Ming. Emerald Fusion comes from behind and bulldogs Ming. Ming brings in Groan for Groan and Ming. Emerald Fusion slaps Groan in the face. Now Emerald Fusion standing. Groan brings in Ming for Groan and Ming. Ming stands up. Ming grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Ming is trying to put Emerald Fusion away with a choke sleeper. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Ming tightens the hold. ... Emerald Fusion trys to escape. ... Ming tightens the hold. ... Emerald Fusion trys to escape. Emerald Fusion escapes. Emerald Fusion is up again. Ming gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Ming grabs Emerald Fusion's head and bites him in the face. ]

UFW Prez - Ming with a face bite.

[Emerald Fusion tags in Jordan French. Ming executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jordan French. Jordan French brings in Emerald Fusion for Emerald Fusion and "Iron Man" Jordan French. Ming comes from behind and bulldogs Emerald Fusion. Ming gets up. Emerald Fusion is back on his feet. Groan tagged in by Ming. Groan puts Emerald Fusion on the top rope and executes a superplex. Emerald Fusion is back on his feet. Groan uppercuts Emerald Fusion. Flying kick by Groan takes Emerald Fusion down. Groan makes the tag to Ming. Emerald Fusion suplexes Ming. Emerald Fusion and Ming go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

UFW Prez - This is quality sports entertainment!

[(..2) Emerald Fusion grabs Ming and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - Ming takes a arm wrench.

[(...3) Emerald Fusion grabs Ming and applies an arm wrench. Now Ming standing. (....4) Ming rakes the face of Emerald Fusion in attempt to make a come back. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Emerald Fusion takes Ming down with a knee. Ming brings in Groan for Groan and Ming. Ming piledrives Emerald Fusion. They lockup. Ming sends Emerald Fusion to the corner of the ring. Ming suplexes Emerald Fusion. ]

UFW Prez - Come on ref! Do something!! Emerald Fusion is being double teamed!

[Ming moves back to his feet. Ming tackles Emerald Fusion to the mat. Emerald Fusion makes the tag to Jordan French. Groan jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on "Iron Man" Jordan French. Groan gets back to his feet. "Iron Man" Jordan French climbs to his feet. Groan tags Ming. IMJ goes for a Northern Lights suplex but Ming dodges the attack. ]

Bobby Bradford - Jordan French is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[ IMJ jumps from the top rope and hits Ming with a flying armdrag. ]

UFW Prez - IMJ executes a flying armdrag.

[ Jordan French gets back to his feet. IMJ and Ming go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) "Iron Man" Jordan French chokes Ming with a microphone cable. (..2) IMJ executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Ming. (...3) Ming drives a forearm into the head of IMJ. (....4) Ming takes "Iron Man" Jordan French off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ming and Jordan French move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Ming puts Jordan French in an arm grapevine submission. Now Jordan French standing. Ming goes up to the top and comes down on "Iron Man" Jordan French with an asai leg lariat. Now Ming standing. "Iron Man" Jordan French stands up. Ming executes the front facelock on Jordan French. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Jordan French trys to escape. ... ... Jordan French is fighting the hold. Ming breaks the hold. Groan tagged in by Ming. Jordan French is speared by Groan. IMJ gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. ]

UFW Prez - "Iron Man" Jordan French is being double teamed!

["Iron Man" Jordan French rakes his fingers across Ming's back. Groan brings in Ming for Groan and Ming. Flying kick by Ming takes IMJ down. Ming dropkicks Jordan French to the knee. Jordan French gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. ]

Steven Smith - Ming with a flying forearm.

[Now "Iron Man" Jordan French standing. Ming is hit with a backward kick. Ming gets back to his feet. Ming tackles Jordan French to the mat. Ming gets up. Ming tags in Groan. They lockup. Jordan French sends Groan to the corner of the ring. Groan brings in Ming for Groan and Ming. Groan hits a jumping elbow thrust on "Iron Man" Jordan French. Ming grabs "Iron Man" Jordan French's head and DDT's him on the mat. Groan superkicks IMJ. ]

Bobby Bradford - "Iron Man" Jordan French is being double teamed!

[Groan hits a kneeling headbutt to Jordan French's groin. Ming tags in Groan. Groan stomps Jordan French. ]

Steven Smith - "Iron Man" Jordan French takes a Stomp.

[Groan rolls onto Jordan French connecting with a knee. Groan grabs Jordan French and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Groan with a Arm wrench.

["Iron Man" Jordan French gets elbowed to his midsection by "Iron Man" Jordan French. "Iron Man" Jordan French tags Emerald Fusion. "Iron Man" Jordan French rakes the face of Groan in attempt to make a come back. Emerald Fusion punches Groan repeatedly. "Iron Man" Jordan French short lariats Groan. ]

Steven Smith - Groan is being double teamed!

[Japanese armdrag take down from Groan send IMJ to the mat. Groan wraps his legs around "Iron Man" Jordan French's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Bill Fraser asks "Iron Man" Jordan French if he quits. ... ... Groan tightens the hold. Groan breaks the hold. Groan tags Ming. Emerald Fusion clotheslines Ming. Ming tags in Groan. Emerald Fusion executes a headlock takedown. Emerald Fusion grabs Groan and applies an arm wrench. Emerald Fusion applies an arm wrench to Groan. Emerald Fusion grabs Groan and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Emerald Fusion with a arm wrench.

[Groan moves back to his feet. Groan hits Emerald Fusion with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Groan tags Ming. Groan fist drops Emerald Fusion on the mat. Groan executes a piledriver on Emerald Fusion. ]

Bobby Bradford - Come on ref! Do something!! Emerald Fusion is being double teamed!

[They lockup. Emerald Fusion sends Groan to the corner of the ring. Emerald Fusion brings in "Iron Man" Jordan French for Emerald Fusion and "Iron Man" Jordan French. Now "Iron Man" Jordan French standing. Ming places IMJ on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Ming sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Ming standing. IMJ makes the tag to Emerald Fusion. Ming kicks Emerald Fusion in the head. IMJ tagged in by Emerald Fusion. Ming executes the brain buster on IMJ. Ming hits the flying legdrop across IMJ's neck. Ming moves back to his feet. Ming goes off the top nailing Jordan French with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Jordan French gets back to his feet. Ming kicks "Iron Man" Jordan French in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Ming thrust kicks "Iron Man" Jordan French in the head. Groan lifts up IMJ and slams him down with a DVD! Death Valley Driver! Bill Fraser makes the count 1....2..-Emerald Fusion runs into the ring with a chair, and hits Groan with it, breaking up the count! Ming grabs a chair and runs into the ring preparing to hit Emerald Fusion with it!

Commish BioHazard - Woo... this is actually pretty exciting!

[Ming glares at Emerald Fusion, then suddenly they both smile. They both turn towards their partners and proceed to beat the hell out of IMJ and Groan. Ming and Emerald Fusion both hit their finishers on their former partners. Then they both stand and shake hands. Ming grabs a mike and starts speaking]

Ming - "Ok, I know all of you are wondering, "What's going on? Why did they screw their partners? Where are my pork rinds?" Well, I'll tell you. You see, a few weeks ago I realized that it would be hard for me to rise to the top without a group to watch my back. After all, look at the success the Forsaken Brotherhood has achieved! And so I realized that I needed a stable, a stable of wrestlers who thought like I did. Who were masters of manipulation, much like myself. Wrestlers who could watch my back. So now, I present to you, the UFW's latest, soon to be greatest stable, HIDDEN AGENDA!"

"In the coming weeks I will be accepting applications to join Hiiden Agenda. If you think you have what it takes then just give me a call. Remember, do not cross us. You've seen what happens to those who try to stop us. So, if you want to avoid having an event like this ever occuring in the vicinity of yourself, remember my simple motto: MY HONOR IS MY LIFE!"

[Ming's music hits, and the Hidden Agenda logo appears on the jumbotron. Ming and Emerald Fusion leave the ring with arms raised in victory] ]

Bobby Bradford - Urm.. so that match is a No-Contest everyone!

Commish BioHazard - Sure is.. now onto our next match, the Cruiserweight title match!

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Hell in the Cell for the UFW Cruiserweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 145 pounds, from Princeton, NJ, Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman!!! (crowd cheers **********)

[The lights go dim and some antiquated, low-budget laser effects begin. The opening theme from the Dr. Who TV show begins playing over the loud speakers. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman walks towards the ring with his hands held high, giving the crowd the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper". ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds, from San Francisco, California he holds the UFW Cruiserweight, UFW TV title belts, Mayhem!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["Party Up" by DMX plays. The lights dim and a dark blue lights engulfs the arena. Mayhem walks to the ring, sheds his cloak, and shadow boxes. Bill Fraser checks Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's boots and knee pads. Bill Fraser checks Mayhem's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits Mayhem with an earringer. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem takes a earringer.

[Mayhem gets elbowed to his midsection by Mayhem. Professor Dorkiman elbow smashes Mayhem in the nose. Mayhem kicks Professor Dorkiman's head out of desperation because Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman blocked Mayhem's first kick. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem covers Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman escapes. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is up again. A flying bodypress by Mayhem takes Professor Dorkiman to the mat with authority. Mayhem gets up. Professor Dorkiman stands up. A flying shoulder block send Mayhem to the mat. Mayhem is back on his feet. Professor Dorkiman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Mayhem. Professor Dorkiman gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mayhem comes at him and drills him with the splash. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem with a turnbuckle splash.

[Mayhem scoops Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman up and drops him on the tacks. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Mayhem gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Mayhem tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Mayhem is up again. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits a jumping elbow hrust on Mayhem. ]

UFW Prez - jumping elbow thrust!

[Mayhem climbs to his feet. Mayhem hits a flying karate chop right to Professor Dorkiman's neck. ]

Bobby Bradford - flying karate chop!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman kicks Mayhem's head out of desperation because Mayhem blocked Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's first kick. ]

UFW Prez - enzuigiri!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman stands up. Mayhem is up again. Mayhem hits a ropeflip moonsault on Professor Dorkiman. Mayhem chants start. Now Mayhem standing. Professor Dorkiman moves away from the tacks. Mayhem goes for a 450 splash but Professor Dorkiman dodges the attack. Mayhem swings a steel chair and hits Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman is bleeding as a result. Mayhem executes a flying headbutt on Professor Dorkiman. Mayhem climbs to his feet. Mayhem chokes Professor Dorkiman with a camera cable. ]

Bobby Bradford - My God!! What a match!

[ Professor Dorkiman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman takes a elbow smash.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits a flying karate chop right to Mayhem's neck. Professor Dorkiman goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Mayhem. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman stands up. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Mayhem gets up. A Frankensteiner by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tatoos Mayhem's forhead with the mat's texture. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman chants start. ]

Bobby Bradford - Good frankensteiner by Professor Dorkiman.

[ Professor Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman applies an elbow submission hold onto Mayhem. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Mayhem trys to escape. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman breaks the hold. Professor Dorkiman takes Mayhem to the floor. Professor Dorkiman swings a chair and hits Mayhem. Mayhem is bleeding as a result. ]

Steven Smith - The UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

Bobby Bradford - The ringside mat is covered with blood from that injury.

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman holds his head after recieving an earringer from Mayhem. Flying side kick by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman takes Mayhem off his feet. ]

Steven Smith - flying side kick!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem executes a elbowsmash.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Mayhem. Mayhem goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. ]

Bobby Bradford - Mayhem executes a flying double foot stomp.

[Mayhem hits Professor Dorkiman with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

UFW Prez - Mayhem executes a elbow drop.

[Mayhem is back on his feet. Professor Dorkiman stands up. Professor Dorkiman executes a flying somersault bodyblock on Mayhem from off the top rope. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Dorkiman executes a flying somersault bodyblock.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman throws the steel steps at Mayhem. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman trys for a springboard moonsault but Mayhem avoids it. Professor Dorkiman jumps and elbow smashes the lying Mayhem. ]

Bobby Bradford - Professor Dorkiman with a diving elbow smash.

[ Professor Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Mayhem is up again. Flying side kick by Mayhem takes Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman off his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets up. Mayhem executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets back to his feet. Flying somersault drop kick by Professor Dorkiman puts him back in the match. ]

Bobby Bradford - Professor Dorkiman executes a flying somersault dropkick.

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman hits Mayhem with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman climbs to his feet. Mayhem trys for a splash but Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman avoids it. Professor Dorkiman runs out of the cage. Mayhem follows. Mayhem swings a steel chair and hits Professor Dorkiman. Professor Dorkiman is bleeding as a result. A tilt-a-whirl powerslam by Mayhem shows his true strength as he slams Professor Dorkiman into the concrete. ]

Bobby Bradford - That tilt-a-whirl powerslam was very good.

[ Professor Dorkiman stands up. Mayhem chokes Professor Dorkiman with a camera cable. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem's momma would be proud!

Bobby Bradford - Blood is all over the outside of the cage.

[Mayhem with a jumping DDT on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. ]

Steven Smith - Nice jumping DDT by Mayhem.

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. Professor Dorkiman gets up. A flying bodypress by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman takes Mayhem to the concrete with authority. Now Mayhem standing. Mayhem bends over as Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman elbows him in the midsection. Out of desperation, Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Mayhem. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman climbs to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets tiger suplexed by Mayhem. Mayhem chants start. ]

Steven Smith - Mayhem with a tiger suplex.

[Mayhem gets back to his feet. ]

Bobby Bradford - My God!! What a match!

[Mayhem's risk pays off when he nails Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a flying knee drop to the face. Mayhem gets up. Mayhem swings a steel chair and hits Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is bleeding as a result. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets up. Mayhem catches Professor Dorkiman's leg, but Professor Dorkiman reverses it with an enzuigiri to Mayhem's head. Now Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman standing. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Mayhem gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Mayhem dives off the top rope with a somersault bodyblock, taking the wind out of Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman.]

Commish BioHazard - Woo... good move there.

[Suddenly "Canon in D" graces the speakers and out from the back casually strolls "The Scholar" Howard Porter. He walks down to the ring and pulls out his notepad. He studies the happenings in the ring and jots down a few equations. He nods to PHD who throws Mayhem against the ropes and then distracts the ref. Howard counts to himself, staring at his notes, and at the right moment puts his hand out. At that moment Mayhem bounces off the ropes and Howard trips him up and pulls him outside the ring. Mayhem, furious, lunges at "The Scholar" who calmly sidesteps the attack, causing Mayhem to ram into the ring post. Howard then grabs Mayhem from behind and delivers a release german suplex. He walks back over to Mayhem, picks him up, and rolls him back into the ring. Handspring hurricanrana by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman has Mayhem pinned. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and new UFW Cruiserweight champion, Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman!!!

Commish BioHazard - Thanks to a MASSIVE assist from The Scholar, but anyway, now onto the Rising Star title matchup

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match for the UFW Rising Star title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 587 pounds, from Boulder, Colorado accompanied by Richter, Chasm!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[Devil's Dance by Metallica rumbles over the PA as the heartbeat hits the tron, the lights beginning to strobe. Chasm walks slowly to the ring with Richter perched atop his shoulder, and steps over the top rope. He looks to the crowd and throws his arms up as pyros shoot from the ramp. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Prescott, Arizona a member of Think Tank he holds the UFW Rising Star title belt, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!! (crowd boos *******)

["Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel hits the speakers and the jumbotron displays a large pulsating brain with "The Scholar" written in gold cursive. Chasm walks around the ring. "The Scholar" Howard Porter walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring)]

Commish Biohazard - Porter is giving up a huge weight advantage here.

UFW Prez - Well over 300 pounds, more than double his weight!

Commish Biohazard - It will be interesting to see what strategy Porter uses to overcome the weight difference, and how much he wants to hang on to the Rising Star Title.

UFW Prez - If he is on the receiving end of Chasm's top rope splash, it won't matter what he wants.

[They lock up. Chasm double underhook faceslams "The Scholar" Howard Porter hard to the nat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Chasm gets hit with a back heel kick from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Steven Smith - "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a back heel kick.

[Chasm climbs to his feet. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with the back of his elbow. Chasm hits him with a back fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tackles Chasm, but bounces harmlessly off him. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a failed football tackle.

Commish Biohazard - A change in strategy is necessary for Scholar, methinks.

[Chasm bounces "The Scholar" Howard Porter off the ropes and clotheslines him. "The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tries for a fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift Chasm.]

Bobby Bradford - He tried for a fisherman buster, but Chasm is just too heavy for him.

Commish Biohazard - Yes, he is.  Porter would do better against Richter with moves like that.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Chasm."The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a jawbreakeron Chasm. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. Chasm is back on his feet. Chasm executes a huge gutbuster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter uses a snap mare takeover on Chasm. Chasm tackles "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Bobby Bradford - Chasm with a football tackle.

Commish Biohazard - Porter had some luck with that jawbreaker, but the rest of his arsenal thus far is having little or no affect at all.

[Chasm is hit with a backward kick. Chasm gets up. Chasm bounces "The Scholar" Howard Porter off the ropes and clotheslines him. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slaps Chasm. Chasm tackles "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

UFW Prez - Chasm executes a football tackle.

Commish Biohazard - Porter has resorted to slapping him.  That won't win him the match, but will get Chasm angry.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. Chasm puts "The Scholar" Howard Porter on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Chasm gets back to his feet. They lockup. Chasm sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the corner of the ring. Chasm executes a huge gutbuster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with a heart punch. "The Scholar" Howard Porter chops Chasm. ]

Commish Biohazard - He's slowed him down a bit with that heart punch and chop.  Those moves will work on most guys who are prepared to sell a move.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with the back of his elbow. Chasm staggers, shakes his head then comes right back at Scholar.  They lockup. Chasm sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the corner of the ring, and follows through with an avalanche!.]

Bobby Bradford - My God!! What a match!

Commish Biohazard - Porter's title reign is in serious danger after that avalanche!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes the face of Chasm in attempt to make a come back. Chasm hits him with a back fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Chasm stands up. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with the back of his elbow. Chasm executes a huge gutbuster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes his fingers across Chasm's back. ]

Steven Smith - Chasm takes a back rake.

Commish Biohazard - These elbow smashes and back rakes aren't doing much so far to dent the invincible Chasm!

[Chasm bounces "The Scholar" Howard Porter off the ropes and clotheslines him. Chasm goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 "The Scholar" Howard Porter escapes. ]

UFW Prez - Chasm, you're not winning like that!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]

Steven Smith - Good double arm DDT by "The Scholar" Howard Porter.

Commish Biohazard - Bollocks!  He got him down, but not hard.  Chasm won't feel that much.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Chasm gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chasm escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - We almost had a winner.

Commish Biohazard - That's the closest Porter has come to some serious offence.  Risky hitting him with a shooting star press, but he connected, so should have knocked some of the wind out of Chasm.

[Chasm spinebuster bombs "The Scholar" Howard Porter onto the mat. Chasm drags "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Chasm throws a chair at "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Bobby Bradford - Did you see that?

UFW Prez - Chasm getting desperate.  Porter will not stay down, so Chasm's resorted using a chair!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. (..2) "The Scholar" Howard Porter tries for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Chasm.(...3) Chasm double underhook faceslams "The Scholar" Howard Porter hard to the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. (....4) "The Scholar" Howard Porter kicks Chasm in the head. Chasm climbs to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Chasm tackles "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a swinging bulldog on Chasm driving Chasm's face into the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Chasm gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Chasm escapes. ]

Commish Biohazard - That's two shooting stars from Porter, and Chasm has kicked out of both of them.  

UFW Prez - Beats me how Porter got that bulldog on him too.  

[Chasm is up again. Chasm hits him with a back fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter tries for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Chasm. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with the back of his elbow. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with the back of his elbow. Chasm tackles "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Chasm punches "The Scholar" Howard Porter repeatedly. Chasm hits him with a back fist. Chasm executes a huge gutbuster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is back on his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter throws Chasm off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline, the force of which knocks Chasm backward onto his back. ]

Bobby Bradford - Nice rolling clothesline by "The Scholar" Howard Porter.  

Commish Biohazard - Huge flurry of offence by Chasm there.  Porter is very lucky to be still on his feet!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter wraps his legs around Chasm's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Bill Fraser asks Chasm if he quits. ... "The Scholar" Howard Porter tightens the hold. ... ... "The Scholar" Howard Porter tightens the hold. ... "The Scholar" Howard Porter breaks the hold. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knifehand chops Chasm. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits him with a back fist. ]

Steven Smith - back fist!

Commish Biohazard - Porter's starting to get the upper hand here, but one feels that Chasm could put him away at any second!

[Chasm bounces "The Scholar" Howard Porter off the ropes and clotheslines him. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slaps the face of Chasm. "The Scholar" Howard Porter spinning mule kicks Chasm. Chasm climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter legsweeps Chasm. ]

Steven Smith - "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a legsweep.

[Chasm is up again. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with an atomic drop. Chasm chants start. ]

Bobby Bradford - My God!! What a match!

[Chasm hits him with a back fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter legsweeps Chasm. Chasm climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Chasm hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with the back of his elbow. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter takes a back elbow.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a jawbreaker on Chasm. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Chasm moves back to his feet. Chasm bounces "The Scholar" Howard Porter off the ropes and clotheslines him. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with the back of his elbow. ]

Commish Biohazard - Chasm takes a back elbow.

[Chasm clotheslines "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Chasm chants start. Chasm moves back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter spinning mule kicks Chasm. Chasm gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chasm kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - He should have just stayed on the attack.

Commish Biohazard - Porter seems determined to put Chasm away with that Shooting Star Press.  That's the third one now!

UFW Prez - Its not like he can use his regular finisher on him, Chasm's just too damned big!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes his fingers across Chasm's back. Chasm executes a huge gutbuster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Chasm dives head first into "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Chasm chants start. "The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Chasm with a heart punch. "The Scholar" Howard Porter chops Chasm. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a swinging bulldog on Chasm driving Chasm's face into the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Chasm gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - Chasm has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and still UFW Rising Star champion, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!!

Commish Biohazard - It took four shooting star presses to do it, but "The Scholar" Howard Porter has cleanly defeated Chasm to retain his title! 

UFW Prez - Simply amazing.  Punters will have lost millions on this, betting on Chasm.

Bobby Bradford - This match is a Ladder Match for the UFW Rising Star title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Prescott, Arizona he holds the UFW Rising Star title belt, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!! (crowd boos ********)

["Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel hits the speakers and the jumbotron displays a large pulsating brain with "The Scholar" written in gold cursive. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 238 pounds, from Beijing, China, Ming!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[The lights go out. "Desert Rose" by Sting plays. 4 green explosions appear in the Ring, then one huge explosionin the middle of the ring. After the smoke clears, Ming is revealed to be standing where the explosion occurred. "The Scholar" Howard Porter walks around the ring. Ming grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter's arm and strikes his elbow. (the bell rings) "The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes his fingers across Ming's back. Ming gets tiger suplexed by "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Ming gets up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knifehand chops Ming. Ming is hit with a backward kick. Ming is up again. Ming gets hit with a back heel kick. Ming is up again. Ming goes up to the top and comes down on "The Scholar" Howard Porter with an asai leg lariat. ]

Steven Smith - Good Asai leg lariat by Ming.

Commish BioHazard - Yup, it was pretty good.

[Ming stands up. Ming and "The Scholar" Howard Porter go to the floor toward the ladder. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter will have to watch out for weapons at ringside where the ladder is.

Commish BioHazard - Very high standard match this... for Rising Star that is....

[Ming executes a flying headbutt on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Ming is back on his feet. Ming goes into the ring with the ladder. "The Scholar" Howard Porter follows. Ming goes for a flying legdrop but "The Scholar" Howard Porter dodges the attack. Ming moves to the first step of the ladder. Ming continues climbing the ladder. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slams "The Scholar" Howard Porter down from the ladder. ]

Bobby Bradford - Ming is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Ming double underhook faceslams "The Scholar" Howard Porter hard to the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slaps Ming. Flying side kick by Ming takes "The Scholar" Howard Porter off his feet. Ming gets up. Ming measures "The Scholar" Howard Porter up and drops a closed fist. ]

Steven Smith - Ming executes a Fist drop.

[Ming gets up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Ming hits a tiger driver on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Commish BioHazard - Good tiger driver by Ming.

[Ming moves to the first step of the ladder. "The Scholar" Howard Porter dropkicks the ladder sending Ming to the mat. Ming puts "The Scholar" Howard Porter in an arm grapevine submission. Ming puts "The Scholar" Howard Porter in an arm grapevine submission. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter uses a snap mare takeover on Ming. Now Ming standing. Ming takes "The Scholar" Howard Porter off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]

Steven Smith - Ming executes a Short-arm clothesline.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter chops Ming. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a chop.

[Ming drives a forearm into the head of "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Steven Smith - Ming executes a forearm smash.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter trys for a pumphandle suplex but Ming avoids it. "The Scholar" Howard Porter starts to climb the ladder. Ming dropkicks the ladder sending "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the mat. "The Scholar" Howard Porter legsweeps Ming. Ming is back on his feet. Ming grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and hits him with a European uppercut. Ming measures "The Scholar" Howard Porter up and drops a closed fist. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Ming with a rolling elbow smash to the face. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knees Ming and rolls back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ming. ]

Steven Smith - Ming takes a corkscrew legdrop.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. Ming is up again. Ming springboard DDT's "The Scholar" Howard Porter onto the the ladder! ]

UFW Prez - That springboard DDT was very good.

[Ming is back on his feet. Ming moves to the first step of the ladder. Ming goes one step closer to the belt. Ming moves closer to the top. Ming falls off the top of the ladder. Ming spinning mule kicks "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. Ming comes from behind and bulldogs "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Ming goes off the top nailing "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Ming moves back to his feet. Ming puts "The Scholar" Howard Porter in an arm grapevine submission. Ming chants start. "The Scholar" Howard Porter goes up the ladder. "The Scholar" Howard Porter continues climbing the ladder. Ming moves up another step. Ming makes it to the top step. "The Scholar" Howard Porter grabs the title!! ]

UFW Prez - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, and still UFW Rising Star champion, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!!

[Suddenly Mamma Mia by ABBA hits on the p/a and Nick Taylor rushes down to the ring with a baseball bat in hand. he slides into the ring to where Ming is and swings the bat and smacks it onto the skull of Ming]

Commish BioHazard - Why can't this kinda stuff happen IN the match, not bloody well after it..

[Nick Taylor then starts to stomp on Ming along with "The Scholar" Howard Porter until numerous referees and officials run into the ring in an attempt to break up the brawling. "The Scholar" Howard Porter and Nick Taylor eventualy stop and they both walk back up the entrance-way while "Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel echoes around the British Arena]

UFW Prez - And now swiftly moving onto our next match..