*~Special Event Title Tourney~*


{Round 1}



~"The Scholar" Howard Porter vs. Fate vs. Myst vs. Revenant (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Prescott, Arizona he holds the UFW Rising Star title belt, "The Scholar" Howard Porter!!!

["Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel hits the speakers as "The Scholar" Howard Porter walks down to the temporary ring.]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Alabama a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood, Fate!!!

[Bright white light is shed across the Palace. When all is well again Fate's music hits the pa system and Fate, strolls to ringside. ]

Bobby Bradford - introducing third, weighing in at 400 pounds, from Pheonix a member of The Legion, Myst!!!

["An errie mist fills the arena. The most popular and well known theme song in UFW plays in the Palace as Myst strolls down to the ring." ]

Bobby Bradford - And finally, weighing in at 250 pounds, from 8 Gates of Hell a member of sHs, Revenant!!!

[Lights go out and Bat Out of Hell Hits. Revenant walks to the ring. "The Scholar" Howard Porter walks around the ring. Fate tests out the ropes. Myst spits on Fate. Revenant taunts "The Scholar" Howard Porter. (ring, ring, ring) Fate clotheslines "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Fate connects with a flying knee. "The Scholar" Howard Porter goes down. Fate grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter and applies an arm wrench. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Fate applies the clawhold on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

UFW Prez - Fate with a clawhold.

[Fate rakes the face of "The Scholar" Howard Porter in attempt to make a come back.]

Steven Smith - Fate executes a face rake.

[Fate discus punches "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Fate with a single arm DDT. "The Scholar" Howard Porter sucks chants start in the crowd. "The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. Fate is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter and Fate make their way to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

Bobby Bradford - "The Scholar" Howard Porter is doing quite well at this point in the match.


[Myst gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. "The Scholar" Howard Porter rolls onto Myst connecting with a knee. Myst is back on his feet. Myst double underhook faceslams "The Scholar" Howard Porter hard to the "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter slaps Myst. Myst is hit with a backward kick. Myst executes a swinging bulldog on "The Scholar" Howard Porter driving "The Scholar" Howard Porter's face into the mat. Myst gets up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter is up again. Revenant gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. The ref starts the count. ...1 Revenant kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Revenant.

[ Revenant clotheslines "The Scholar" Howard Porter. "The Scholar" Howard Porter nails the bridging back suplex on Revenant. "The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. Revenant gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Revenant kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

Commish BioHazard - Yup, it was pretty close wasn't it.

[Revenant moves back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter delivers a kick to the head of Revenant. Revenant grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter's leg and takes him down. ]

Steven Smith - Revenant with a single leg takedown.

Commish BioHazard - God I hate Revenant, he's just so damn annoying.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the mat. Revenant goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Fate attacks Revenant stopping the count. ]

Steven Smith - He should have just stayed on the attack.

Commish BioHazard - Good ol' Fate, good thing he broke up that count otherwise The Revenant would have had a chance of winning.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knifehand chops Revenant. "The Scholar" Howard Porter nails Revenant with a belly-to-back suplex. "The Scholar" Howard Porter measures Revenant up and drops a closed fist. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a corkscrew legdrop on Revenant. ]

UFW Prez - corkscrew legdrop!

[Revenant uses a standing moonsault on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Revenant stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. ]

Bobby Bradford - Revenant's momma would be proud!

Steven Smith - What?? For standing up?

Bobby Bradford - No, for Doing a Standing Moonsault dumb a$$.

Steven Smith - **sulking** Sooorrrryyy.

[ "The Scholar" Howard Porter legsweeps Revenant. "The Scholar" Howard Porter knees Revenant and rolls back to his feet. Revenant gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 Revenant escapes. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Commish BioHazard - Yere expecially since he's a "Scholar"

[Revenant is back on his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter spinning mule kicks Revenant. ]

Commish BioHazard - Revenant Is at the recieving end of a spinning mule kick!

[Revenant gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Revenant climbs to his feet. Revenant hits Myst with a double underhook piledriver right into the mat. ]

Commish BioHazard - Did you see that last move?

Steven Smith - Yes sir!

Commish BioHazard - Wasn't it lame?

Steven Smith - Urm... no, I liked it.

[Revenant hits Myst with a Baba chop. Revenant comes from behind and bulldogs Myst. Revenant is up again. Revenant executes the jumping sidekick on Myst. Myst gets back to his feet. Myst hits Revenant with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat. Myst goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Revenant escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - We almost had a winner.

Commish BioHazard - We sure did...

[Revenant is up again. Myst sends Revenant to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Myst cuts Revenant with A 2x4 covered in barbed wire. Revenant breaks A 2x4 covered in barbed wire. Revenant is bleeding as a result. (..2) Myst spinning mule kicks Revenant. Revenant gets back to his feet. (...3) Myst gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. (....4) Revenant punches Myst repeatedly. (.....5) Revenant takes Myst into the ring. Revenant comes from behind and bulldogs Myst. Revenant clotheslines Myst. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst takes a weak move.

Commish BioHazard - Well what can you expect from The Revenant? I mean he's a jobber.

[Myst hits a koppo kick on Revenant. Myst covers Revenant. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Revenant kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - Ohh..... Myst almost got the win there.

[Revenant is up again. Revenant grabs Myst's leg and takes him down. ]

Commish BioHazard - Haha! Did you see how pathetic that move was? It was a total joke.


["The Scholar" Howard Porter rakes the face of Myst in attempt to make a come back. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Myst with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - A pretty good rolling elbow smash there.

Commish BioHazard - Pretty good, but no that amazing.

["The Scholar" Howard Porter hits Myst with a heart punch. "The Scholar" Howard Porter fist drops Myst on the mat. ]

Steven Smith - What a fist drop!

Commish BioHazard - Yes, oh my gosh, I've never seen taht move before!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter is back on his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a corkscrew legdrop on Myst. "The Scholar" Howard Porter stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter rolls onto Myst connecting with a knee. Myst gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Steven Smith - "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a diving elbow smash.

Commish BioHazard - This match is so damn boring.... whens my match?

UFW Prez - Its Pretty soon...

Commish BioHazard - Who will take over my commentary while I wrestle?

UFW Prez - We got VP-L to fill in for you.

Commish BioHazard - Oh, thats cool.

[ Myst and "The Scholar" Howard Porter head to the Throne-room. Fate goes for a Piledriver but "The Scholar" Howard Porter dodges the attack. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. ]

UFW Prez - What an outstanding match!

Commish BioHazard - No its not, It's skull numbingly boring.

[Fate executes the brain buster on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Fate gets up. Fate executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Bobby Bradford - Fate with a corkscrew legdrop.

Commish BioHazard - Go on Fate! Go get him!

["The Scholar" Howard Porter tackles Fate. Fate gets up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter hits him with a back fist. Fate rakes his fingers across "The Scholar" Howard Porter's back. Fate punches "The Scholar" Howard Porter in the head. Fate with a high crossbody on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Fate stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. Fate executes a swinging bulldog on "The Scholar" Howard Porter driving "The Scholar" Howard Porter's face into the Carpet. Fate executes a standing moonsault on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. ]

Bobby Bradford - Fate hits "The Scholar" with a standing moonsault

Commish BioHazard - Hey... you know Fate's gonna win this match, thats pretty cool.

[Now Fate standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter climbs to his feet. Fate executes a split legged moonsault on to Myst. ]

UFW Prez - If Fate keeps using moves like that split legged moonsault he could win the match!

Commish BioHazard - Yup, it will be one of many Forsaken BrotherHood wins tonight.

[Fate gets up. They move along to the Ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Fate applies an arm wrench to Myst. (...3) Fate hits Myst with an elbowdrop. Fate gets back to his feet. (....4) Fate hits Myst with an elbowdrop. Fate stands up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Fate applies an arm wrench to Myst. ]

Bobby Bradford - Fate with a arm wrench.

[Myst is back on his feet. Fate hits a kneeling headbutt to Myst's groin. Myst gets back to his feet. Myst lifts Fate up and drops him on the mat. Myst chants start. Myst and Fate head to the Throne-room. ]

Steven Smith - Fate will have to watch out for weapons at The Throne-room.

[Myst chokes Fate with Some Robes. ]

Commish BioHazard - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.

[Fate moves back to his feet. Fate legsweeps "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Fate executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Fate gets back to his feet. Fate covers "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Revenant attacks Fate stopping the count. ]

UFW Prez - Fate should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

s the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Revenant sucks chants start in the crowd. Revenant gets up. Revenant sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Revenant clotheslines "The Scholar" Howard Porter. (...3) Flying sommersault drop kick by Revenant puts him back in the match. Revenant moves back to his feet. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets back to his feet. (....4) Revenant grabs "The Scholar" Howard Porter's leg and takes him down. "The Scholar" Howard Porter moves back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the Jewel Room. ]

Steven Smith - Revenant executes a backspin armdrag.

Commish BioHazard - Yup, he sure did. Damn him...

[They lockup. Revenant sends "The Scholar" Howard Porter to the corner of The Throne-room. Revenant gives "The Scholar" Howard Porter a reverse neckbreaker. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Revenant. "The Scholar" Howard Porter and Revenant Head back to the ring. ]

Commish BioHazard - It was a smart move to the ring. Revenant no longer has to watch out for weapons.

Steven Smith - I wish every match could be like this!

Commish BioHazard - Do you? I think its lame and boring... apart from the fact that Fate's in it, that makes it much better.

[Revenant gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Now "The Scholar" Howard Porter standing. "The Scholar" Howard Porter rolls onto Revenant connecting with a knee. Revenant gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 Fate attacks "The Scholar" Howard Porter stopping the count. ]

Bobby Bradford - Not even close!

[Now Revenant standing. Revenant gets hit with a back heel kick. "The Scholar" Howard Porter executes a corkscrew legdrop on Revenant. "The Scholar" Howard Porter gets up. Revenant stands up. "The Scholar" Howard Porter chops Revenant. ]

UFW Prez - "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a chop.

[Revenant clotheslines "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Revenant sucks chants start in the crowd. Revenant climbs to the top and hits "The Scholar" Howard Porter with a flying clothesline. Revenant is back on his feet. Fate and Myst go to the Throne-room. Myst hits a flying karate chop right to Fate's neck. Myst pump handle slams Fate to the Carpet. Fate is back on his feet. Myst Black Tiger Bombs Fate on to the Carpet. Fate is out cold! Myst hits a screwdriver on Fate. Fate is pinned. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - Myst has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Myst!!!

Commish BioHazard - Oh well... Fate didn't do too badly.....

UFW Prez - Well, who cares, next up its Genocide vs. B.A. Bruiser vs. Mayhem vs. Nick Taylor.





~Genocide vs. B.A. Bruiser vs. Mayhem vs. Nick Taylor (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl) ~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Arcadia, California, Genocide!!!

["Polly" by Nirvana hits as the lights dim. Genocide appears on the ramp, and walks to the temporary ring as lightning flashes around him. ]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 330 pounds, from Seattle, WA a member of The Forsaken Brotherhood , B.A. Bruiser!!!

[Powerman5000- when worlds collide plays as smoke fills the entrance way. Lights flash different colours and BA comes out alone. He then strolls down to the ring and slides in.]

Bobby Bradford - introducing third, weighing in at 215 pounds, from San Francisco, California he holds the UFW Cruiserweight title belt, Mayhem!!!

["Party Up" by DMX plays. The lights dim and a dark blue lights engulfs the Palace. Mayhem walks to the ring, sheds his cloak, and shadow boxes. He the slides into the set-up ring and spits at the feet of B.A.]

Bobby Bradford - And finally, weighing in at 203 pounds, from Steve Jobs' house, Nick Taylor!!!

[The arena goes black. A Mac lights up the tron. "Mama Mia" by ABBA drifts through the arena. Nick Taylor appears at the top of the entrance ramp . He walks down to the Palace taking pictures of the Palace around him. Bill Fraser checks Genocide's boots and knee pads. B.A. checks out the ring. Bill Fraser checks Mayhem's boots and knee pads. Bill Fraser checks Taylor's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Mayhem's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Genocide. Genocide puts Mayhem in an arm grapevine submission. Mayhem climbs to his feet. . ]

Steven Smith - What an outstanding match!

Commish BioHazard - Its only just started.... but your right it should be good..

Steven Smith - What?? Did you agree with me?

Commish BioHazard - Urm.... no I was just um... kiddin... yere, thats it.. I was kidding.

[ Genocide gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Mayhem. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Mayhem hits Genocide with an elbowdrop. Mayhem moves back to his feet. Genocide moves back to his feet. Genocide reverse DDT's Mayhem's head into the mat. ]

Steven Smith - Did you see that last move?

Bobby Bradford - Oh yeah!

[Genocide goes for a arm wrench but Mayhem dodges the attack. Genocide goes for a arm wrench but Mayhem dodges the attack. Genocide puts Mayhem in an arm grapevine submission. Genocide grabs Mayhem's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. ]

UFW Prez - arm grapevine!

[Mayhem stands up. Mayhem gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. Genocide pins Mayhem against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Mayhem gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. ]

Bobby Bradford - Genocide with a boot choke.

[ Genocide holds Mayhem in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Mayhem kicks Genocide's head out of desperation because Genocide blocked Mayhem's first kick. Mayhem climbs to his feet. Mayhem gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. Genocide pins Mayhem against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Mayhem gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. Genocide pins Mayhem against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Mayhem trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Genocide.Mayhem climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault legdrop on Genocide. Mayhem gets back to his feet. Now Genocide standing. ]

UFW Prez - The UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Mayhem leaps up, swings around Genocide and DDT's him onto the mat. Mayhem drags Genocide to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Genocide is up again. (..2) Taylor gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. (...3) A forearm choke by Genocide nearly gets him disqualified. (....4) Genocide pins Nick Taylor against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Nick Taylor gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Genocide. ]

Bobby Bradford - Genocide with a boot choke.

Commish BioHazard -Is that the only bloody move he does?

Steven Smith - Yup, I think so.

Commish BioHazard -Wait a second, you agreed with me?!?

Steven Smith - I was um... kidding, yere, like you were... hehe... yere.

[Running neckbreaker drop executed by Nick Taylor takes Genocide down hard. Nick Taylor and Genocide make their way to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

UFW Prez - Are you enjoying this match?

Commish BioHazard - Yeah, its not half bad.

[Nick Taylor falls head first into Genocide. Nick Taylor moves back to his feet. (..2) Nick uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto Genocide. Nick Taylor gets up. Genocide is back on his feet. Taylor pulls Genocide's hair. Genocide gets elbowed to his midsection by Nick Taylor. Taylor throws Genocide off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Nick climbs up to the top, launches and flattens Genocide with the Hardcore Splash! Taylor goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - Taylor has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Nick Taylor!!!

Commish BioHazard - Man... that was one hell of a short match... shame B.A. didn't win though.... Hey, check it out!

[B.A. walks over to Nick Taylor and grabs him by his hair, he lifts him up into a Bear hug Squeezing the life out of him then he turns it into the BRUISER BOMB!]

Commish BioHazard - Woohooo! Now this is what I call Wrestling!

[B.A. Bruiser then turns to Mayhem, he whips him into the corner... B.A. then follows him, he places him ontop of the turnbuckle and grabs him around the neck with his right hand, then he lifts up his hand and slams Mayhem straight into the mat with a vicious chokeslam off the turnbuckle!]

UFW Prez - Wow! B.A. is really going to work on these guys... he must be mad.

Commish BioHazard -No, not mad, just B.A. style

[ Finally B.A. walks over to Genocide's body left lying on the mat and lifts it up, he then squeezes Genocide with a bear hug and eventually turns it into the BRUISER BOMB, he sends Genocide straight into the mat with Power!]

Commish BioHazard -Haha! Go B.A. He really beat them up didn't he?

[B.A. then spits and walks up the ramp-way to the exit of Buckingham Palace while "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts around the Palace.]

Bobby Bradford - Speaking of B.A. what does B.A. stand for?

Commish BioHazard - Urm.... well... everyone knows that it stands for um... well, to tell you the truth I'm not too sure but I think its Bad A$$

Bobby Bradford - Oh really? I always thought it stood for Big A$$.

Commish BioHazard - Haha very funny.

Steven Smith - You two are so dumb, it obviously stands for Banana Anu$

Commish BioHazard - Oh just shut it.

Steven Smith - No, you shut it!

Commish BioHazard - Fine, your getting what you deserve.

[BioHazard then stands up from his seat, walks over to behind Steven who is cowering in his seat pleading for forgiveness, BioHazard then grabs hold of his head and slams it into the announcers table, Steven immediately falls down unconcious, BioHazard then goes back to his seat, sits down and puts his micro phone back on]

Bobby Bradford - Yay! Bio killed Steven!

Commish BioHazard -Shut up or I'll do the same to you.

Bobby Bradford - yes sir, sorry.

Bobby Bradford - [turns to the prez and whispers to him] Why do we have to have that brute here with us?

UFW Prez - Because its his damn special event. Are you sure Steve's unconcious?

Bobby Bradford - **Pokes steven repetitavely** Ya, he's definately unconcious.

UFW Prez - Oh well, doesnt really matter, now onto our next match.... but quick, poke him some more, we need him to commentate for the next match.

Bobby Bradford - Ok sure, ***pokes Steven even more until Steve lifts his head and mutters***

Steven Smith - Urhuooooo mejijwijjy.

Commish BioHazard - Whats a Mejijwijjy?

Bobby Bradford - Um... I don't think you want to know...

Commish BioHazard - Oh shut up you pervert.

UFW Prez - Well...um, you ok Steven?

Steven Smith - A Lunch Box please, with a stereo.

Commish BioHazard - Ur... lets get on to our next match, which I will have a part in so I bid you farewell!

Bobby Bradford - [under his breath] Thank goodness...

[BioHazard gets up, waves to the booing fans, smiles and strolls out of the Arena]

Bobby Bradford - Umm.... Mr. President sir..

UFW Prez - Yea, what is it Bobby?

Bobby Bradford - Well... what are we going to do until BioHazard gets to Buckingham Palace for his match?

UFW Prez - Oh yes... well, I thought of this before I came so I prepared this video for everyone! And it will also hopefully give Kaos enought time to stop his damn Tour of London in the Rain and so he can get here to wrestle!

Bobby Bradford - What video?

UFW Prez - This video.

[The Prez then pulls out a video from under the commentator's table with the words "The Body vs. VP-I" written on it, he then shoves it into Bobby's hand..]

UFW Prez - Its the video of The Body wrestling VP-I from UFW's first special event, Zircus Von Tot!

Bobby Bradford - Oh, ok.

UFW Prez - So.... Bobby, pleas may you take this to the titanatron people backstage then we can get it shown straight away.

Bobby Bradford - Ok!

[Bobby Bradford gets up from his seat and waddles up the ramp to the top of the entrance-way where he disapears from site, he then re-apears five minutes later without the video tape... he comes back down the ramp giving corny poses to all the laughing fans because Bobby Has his flys unzipped.... he comes to the announcers table and sits down imbetween the Prez and the Steven Smith looking totally bewildered and dazed.]

UFW Prez - So ladies and gentlemen... I present you with The Body vs. VP-I hope you enjoy it!

 

{{VP-I vs. The Body (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)


Bobby Bradford - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 pounds, accompanied by Kaos, The Body!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[The arena goes quiet. The tron slowly begins to bleed the word ???, the blood then dripping on the floor. The turnbuckles light up with green pyro and The Body comes to the ring with Kaos and Mike in tow as Blood Brothers plays. ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from places unknown accompanied by Iceman, VP-I!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[The crowd is wild. Zircus has been a great night, the tron changes to an image of VP-I sprinting through the crowd. He leaps over the guard rail and into the ring. The Body places VP-I on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. VP-I drops The Body with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) The Body pulls VP-I's hair. The Body short-arm clotheslines VP-I to the mat. The Body rolls onto VP-I connecting with a knee. The Body executes a corkscrew legdrop on VP-I. The Body is up again. The Body goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 VP-I escapes. VP-I uses a closed fist on The Body. VP-I slaps The Body in the face. VP-I gets up. The Body chops VP-I. ]

Bobby Bradford - chop!

[The Body punches VP-I in the head. ]

UFW Prez - The Body executes a punch.

[VP-I trys for a back breaker but is not strong enough to lift The Body.VP-I locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... The Body is fighting the hold. ... The Body trys to escape. ... VP-I breaks the hold. They lockup. Iceman sends The Body to the corner of the ring. The Body spins aroround VP-I's back and DDT's him into the mat. Now VP-I standing. VP-I goes for a waistlock suplex but The Body dodges the attack. VP-I with the hammerlock on The Body. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Body trys to escape. ... ... VP-I breaks the hold. They lockup. Iceman sends The Body to the corner of the ring. ]

Steven Smith - Come on ref! Do something!! The Body is being double teamed! Iceman is interfering!

[VP-I mule kicks The Body. Now The Body standing. VP-I gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Body. The Body gets up. The Body covers VP-I. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 VP-I kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - The Body should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[VP-I is back on his feet. VP-I neck snaps The Body. VP-I with an illegal chokehold on The Body. ]

Steven Smith - VP-I with a choke hold.

[The Body moves back to his feet. VP-I with a headbutt on The Body. VP-I pokes The Body in the eye with his thumb. The Body powerbombs VP-I. The Body applies a nerve hold on VP-I. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... The Body tightens the hold. VP-I escapes. The Body measures VP-I up and drops a closed fist. The Body is back on his feet. VP-I gets back to his feet. VP-I trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift The Body.VP-I short clothslines The Body. The Body stands up. The Body uses a lariat on VP-I. The Body covers VP-I hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 VP-I escapes. VP-I stands up. VP-I is hit with a backward kick. VP-I is back on his feet. VP-I uses a snap mare takeover on The Body. Now The Body standing. VP-I rakes his fingers across The Body's back. VP-I kicks The Body in the back of the leg. Now The Body standing. The Body trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but VP-I avoids it. The Body puts the chicken wing on VP-I. Bill Fraser asks VP-I if he quits. ... ... The Body tightens the hold. VP-I escapes. The Body drags VP-I to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) The Body knifehand chops VP-I. (...3) VP-I gets elbowed to his midsection by VP-I. (....4) VP-I gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Body. ]

Steven Smith - The Body takes a jumping neck snap.

[(.....5) The Body and VP-I move back into the ring. The Body executes a swinging bulldog on VP-I driving VP-I's face into the mat. The Body is back on his feet. VP-I is up again. VP-I bites The Body's arm out of desparation. ]

UFW Prez - arm bite!

[The Body grabs VP-I's head and hites him in the face. VP-I hits The Body with a heart punch. VP-I covers The Body hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 The Body kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - VP-I should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[The Body is back on his feet. VP-I double underhook faceslams The Body hard to the The Body. They lockup. VP-I sends The Body to the corner of the ring. VP-I trys for a crotch slam but is not strong enough to lift The Body.]

Bobby Bradford - What an outstanding match!

[VP-I superkicks The Body. The Body moves back to his feet. The Body punches VP-I in the gut. VP-I grabs The Body's leg and takes him down. Now The Body standing. The Body with an Aztecan suplex on VP-I sends him to the mat. VP-I gets up. VP-I uppercuts The Body. ]

Steven Smith - The Body takes a uppercut.

[The Body rakes the face of VP-I in attempt to make a come back. The Body slaps VP-I. The Body tackles VP-I. The Body trys for a crotch slam but VP-I avoids it. The Body wraps his legs around VP-I's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Bill Fraser asks VP-I if he quits. ... VP-I trys to escape. ... ... ... VP-I escapes. The Body sends VP-I to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) The Body chokes VP-I with a microphone cable. The Body picks VP-I up and executes a stomachbreaker. VP-I gets up. (..2) The Body picks up VP-I and front slams him on the floor. (...3) ]

UFW Prez - The Body is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[VP-I moves back to his feet. (....4) VP-I punches The Body in the gut. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. VP-I and The Body move back to ringside. VP-I and The Body move back into the ring. VP-I hits a koppo kick on The Body. VP-I goes for a pin. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 The Body escapes. ]

Steven Smith - VP-I should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[The Body stands up. VP-I hits The Body with a rolling elbow smash to the face. VP-I short clothslines The Body. VP-I punches The Body repeatedly. ]

Steven Smith - VP-I executes a weak move.

[VP-I rakes his fingers across The Body's back. The Body takes a slap to the face from VP-I. VP-I climbs to his feet. The Body trys for a atomic drop but VP-I avoids it. The Body executes a snap mare on VP-I and locks him into the sleeper. Bill Fraser asks VP-I if he quits. ... ... VP-I trys to escape. The Body breaks the hold. VP-I executes a spinning DDT, planting The Body's head in the mat. The Body forearm smashes VP-I. VP-I uses a snap mare takeover on The Body. The Body gets up. The Body grabs VP-I by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]

UFW Prez - The Body executes a armbreaker.

[VP-I gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Body. ]

Steven Smith - VP-I takes a dragon screw.

[The Body goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 VP-I escapes. ]

UFW Prez - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Now VP-I standing. VP-I hits a koppo kick on The Body. ]

Bobby Bradford - VP-I executes a koppo kick.

[VP-I punches The Body repeatedly. VP-I kicks The Body in the back of the leg. VP-I clotheslines The Body. The Body picks up VP-I and drops him neck first on the ropes. ]

Steven Smith - Good hotshot by The Body.

[The Body sends VP-I to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) The Body sends VP-I into Bill Fraser he goes down. The Body measures VP-I up and drops a closed fist. The Body moves back to his feet. The Body slingshot elbow drops VP-I. Kaos and Mike Nightmare come to ringside. Groan, Iceman, JiN and run to ringside. Groan clotheslines The Body. Groan rakes his fingers across The Body's back. Iceman clotheslines The Body. Iceman runs and tackles The Body. Iceman punches him in the head. Iceman chants start. The Body gets up. JiN clotheslines VP-I. JiN pump handle slams VP-I to the floor. VP-I gets up. Kaos throws a chair at VP-I. Kaos punches VP-I repeatedly. Kaos hits VP-I with the spinebuster slam. Kaos gets back to his feet. They lockup. Nightmare sends VP-I to the corner of ringside. Mike grabs VP-I's head and DDT's him on the floor. Mike sucks chants start in the crowd. Ordered is restored. Bill Fraser gets up. The Body and VP-I move back into the ring. The Body hits the handspring moonsault on VP-I. The Body is up again. The Body executes a corkscrew legdrop on VP-I. Now The Body standing. The Body uses a legsweep faceslam to bring VP-I down. The Body covers VP-I hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - The Body has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, The Body!!!}}

 
~Biohazard vs. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman vs. Ming vs. Kaos (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. Coming to the Palace first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Brooklyn NY, He's the Commissioner of The UFW, Biohazard!!!

[Darkness, apart from numerous red and blue lights circling the Palace and Break Out by The Foo Fighters hits and Biohazard enters the empty Palace, he then strolls down to the set-up ring and hops in. ]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 145 pounds, from Princeton, NJ, Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman!!!

[The lights go dim and some antiquated, low-budget laser effects begin. The opening theme from the Dr. Who TV show begins playing over the loud speakers. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman walks towards the temporary ring with his hands held high, giving the camerman the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper". ]

Bobby Bradford - introducing third, weighing in at 238 pounds, from Beijing, China, Ming!!!

[The lights go out. "Desert Rose" by Sting plays. 4 green explosions appear in the temporary Ring, then one huge explosionin the middle of the ring. After the smoke clears, Ming is revealed to be standing where the explosion occurred. ]

Bobby Bradford - And finally, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Seattle a member of ??? he holds the UFW World Heavy Weight title belt, Kaos!!!

[The arena goes quiet as the lights dim. The Sound of Blood Brothers plays and the Palace entranceway is filled with a red smokey mist. The lights slowly brighten as Kaos walks down to the set-up ring. Biohazard tests out the ropes. Bill Fraser checks Professor Dorkiman's boots and knee pads. Ming strikes Kaos in the elbow. Kaos spits on Ming. (ding, ding, ding) Professor Dorkiman clotheslines Ming. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Ming. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Ming gets back to his feet. Ming shoulder tackles Professor Dorkiman. Ming is up again. Professor Dorkiman gets hit with the shooting star press from Ming. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 Biohazard attacks Ming stopping the count. ]

Bobby Bradford - Not even close!

[Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. Ming delivers a kick to the head of Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman. Ming measures Professor Dorkiman up and drops a closed fist. ]

UFW Prez - Ming with a Fist drop.

VP-L - Yup, not very good mind you.



[Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman runs in and leg drops Ming. Professor Dorkiman chants start. Ming climbs to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman applies an elbow submission hold onto Ming. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Ming trys to escape. Kaos attacks Professor Dorkiman breaking the hold. (..2) Professor Dorkiman swings A Sceptre and hits Ming. Ming is bleeding as a result. (...3) Ming holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. (....4) Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman slaps both sides of Ming's head out of desperation. ]

UFW Prez - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a earringer.

[(.....5) Professor Dorkiman and Ming walk through the door and enter the Throne-room. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman hits a jumping elbow hrust on Ming. Ming is up again. Ming kicks Professor Dorkiman in the groin. Professor Dorkiman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ming. A flying shoulder block send Ming to the Carpet. Ming gets back to his feet. Ming goes for a brain buster but Professor Dorkiman dodges the attack. Both Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman and Ming make their way back to the ring. Professor Dorkiman goes for a flying armdrag but Ming dodges the attack. Professor Dorkiman leaps up, swings around Ming and DDT's him onto the mat. ]

Steven Smith - If Professor Dorkiman keeps using moves like that leaping swinging DDT he could win the match!

VP-L - No he couldn't, he's up against the current UFW World Heavyweight champ, the former Heavyweight champ and some other guy called Ming.

[Ming is locked in an elbow submission by Professor Dorkiman. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Ming is fighting the hold. ... Ming trys to escape. ... Ming escapes. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman goes for a flying legdrop but Kaos dodges the attack. Kaos is driven further into the mat by Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a diving elbow smash. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman stands up. Professor Dorkiman hits Kaos with an elbowdrop. Kaos gets up. A flying bodypress by Professor Dorkiman takes Kaos to the mat with authority. Professor Dorkiman gets back to his feet. Kaos kicks Professor Dorkiman in the groin. Professor Dorkiman executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Kaos. Professor Dorkiman hits Kaos with an elbowdrop. Professor Dorkiman climbs to his feet. Kaos gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Professor Dorkiman. ]

Bobby Bradford - diving elbow smash!

Steven Smith - Oh my God! Like I've never seen that move before

[ Professor Dorkiman climbs to his feet. Kaos gets back to his feet. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Kaos. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman gets locked in the double chicken wing. Bill Fraser asks Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman if he quits. ... ... Kaos tightens the hold. Ming attacks Kaos breaking the hold. Kaos tells Professor Dorkiman to suck it. Kaos throws Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman to the floor and wraps him up in the DeBreather! The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Ming attacks Kaos breaking the hold. Kaos hits Professor Dorkiman with an earringer. Professor Dorkiman gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Kaos. ]

Steven Smith - Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman takes a boot choke.

[Kaos kicks Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman in the stomach. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman whips Kaos's feet from under him with a side kick. Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman moves back to his feet. ]

Bobby Bradford - Good Asia moonsault bodyblock by Professor Dorkiman.

[Ming puts Kaos in an arm grapevine submission. Ming fist drops Kaos on the mat. Ming gets up. Ming puts Kaos in an arm grapevine submission. Kaos gets hit with the shooting star press from Ming. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Kaos kicks out. Now Kaos standing. Ming jumps from the top and nails Kaos with a flying axhandle smash. ]

Steven Smith - Ming executes a flying axhandle.

VP-L - Why do you like Ming so much? he's just another jobber.

Steven Smith - Thats not tru, he reminds me of my wrestling days

VP-L - Exactly, a jobber.

Steven Smith - Hey, I wasent a jobber [Steven then slides back into his chair and starts to sulk]

UFW Prez - Stop that damn sulking or I'll fire you.

Steven Smith - [In a whiney tone] Yessss Siiirrr.

[Kaos climbs to his feet. Ming gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Kaos hits a kneeling headbutt to Ming's groin. Kaos covers Ming. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Professor Dorkiman attacks Kaos stopping the count. ]

Bobby Bradford - Kaos should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

Steven Smith - What do you mean? he would have got the three count if Dorkiman hadn't broken up the count.

Bobby Bradford - I suppose.


Bobby Bradford - The UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

UFW Prez - You bet'cha

[Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kaos. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Kaos is up again. Kaos comes from behind and bulldogs Biohazard. Now Kaos standing. Kaos executes a corkscrew legdrop on Biohazard. Kaos is back on his feet. Biohazard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kaos. Kaos gets up. Biohazard gets up. Kaos hits a flying karate chop right to Biohazard's neck. ]

UFW Prez - flying karate chop!

[A huge Niagra Driver send Kaos hard to the mat. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kaos. Biohazard gets up. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kaos. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Kaos gets up. Biohazard gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard superkicks Kaos. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kaos. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kaos. Now Biohazard standing. Now Kaos standing. Kaos goes for a flying elbow drop (regular) but Ming dodges the attack. Ming is back on his feet. Kaos puts the Dragon Sleeper on Ming. Bill Fraser asks Ming if he quits. ... ... Ming is fighting the hold. ... Kaos tightens the hold. Ming escapes. Kaos hits Ming with a Baba chop. Kaos with a high crossbody on Ming. Kaos moves back to his feet. Kaos knees Ming and rolls back to his feet. Kaos executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Ming. Kaos climbs to his feet. Kaos covers Ming. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 Biohazard attacks Kaos stopping the count. ]

Steven Smith - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Ming.

VP-L - I've told you once and I'll tell you again, MING IS A JOBBER.

[Ming is back on his feet. Kaos short lariats Ming. Kaos covers Ming hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Professor Dorkiman attacks Kaos stopping the count. ]

Bobby Bradford - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Ming stands up. Kaos puts Ming on the turnbuckle and executes the top-rope DDT. Kaos sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

UFW Prez - Nice top-rope DDT by Kaos.

[Kaos hits Ming with a flying senton. Kaos is back on his feet. ]

Steven Smith - The UFW is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Kaos jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Ming. Kaos is up again. Kaos covers Ming hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 Ming escapes. ]

UFW Prez - Kaos should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Ming rakes the face of Kaos in attempt to make a come back. ]

Steven Smith - Ming executes a face rake.

[Ming double underhook faceslams Kaos hard to the mat. Ming spinning mule kicks Kaos. ]

Steven Smith - Ming with a spinning mule kick.

[Kaos moves back to his feet. Kaos hits Ming with the crotch slam. Kaos sucks chants start in the crowd. Ming gets locked in the double chicken wing. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Ming trys to escape. ... Ming is fighting the hold. Professor Dorkiman attacks Kaos breaking the hold. Kaos and Ming go to the floor ]

Bobby Bradford - Ming is much safer at Ringside. Kaos can't get a pin there.

[Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Kaos hits Ming with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Kaos is up again. Kaos jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Ming. Kaos moves back to his feet. They fight into theJewel Room. Biohazard hits Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman with a Baba chop. Biohazard sucks chants start in the crowd. Flying side kick by Biohazard takes Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman off his feet. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard climbs to the top rope, jumps on Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman and Tornado DDT's him onto the Marble. Biohazard covers Professor Dorkiman. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

UFW Prez - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Biohazard!!!

UFW Prez - Yup, a win for BioHazard moves us on to the next match, and now BioHazard can come back up here to commentate instead of Steven.

VP-L - Thank goodness.




~Nemesis vs. Anguish vs. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" vs. The Body (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Athens, Greece,He's a member of the Forsaken BrotherHood, Nemesis!!!

["Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden hits and an explosion rocks the palace and Nemesis makes his way to the temporary ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 178 pounds, from Parts Unknown a member of Legion he holds the UFW US title belt, Anguish!!!

[The arena goes pitch black. Spiders by System of a Down plays and smoke pours out from the entryway as a faint blue light covers the Palace. Anguish appears and limps to the ring, swinging his head slightly. He crawls into the set-up ring and the lights go up as he leans on the ropes, face turned down. ]

Bobby Bradford - introducing third, weighing in at 325 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man"!!!

["The Call of Ktulu" by Metallica blares through the PA. .The Palace goes dark, One spotlight illuminates Demolition Man as he comes to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - And finally, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada a member of ??? accompanied by Kaos he holds the UFW Hardcore title belt, The Body!!!

[The arena darkens as red spotlights strobe the arena. "Blood Brother" hits as the UFW-tron shows ??? in red. Body enters, wearing the trademark black cloak and carrying an ominous looking sledgehammer. Bill Fraser checks Nemesis's boots and knee pads. Anguish tests out the ropes. Bill Fraser checks Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man"'s boots and knee pads. Body strikes Anguish in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" punches Nemesis repeatedly. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gives Nemesis a reverse neckbreaker. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is up again. Nemesis climbs to his feet. Nemesis jabs Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" hiptosses Nemesis. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" clotheslines Nemesis. ]

Bobby Bradford - Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a weak move.

Commish BioHazard - Well, what can you expect? He's a bloody Builder.

[Nemesis picks up Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and hits him with a Back Suplex. ]

Commish BioHazard - If Nemesis keeps using moves like that back suplex he could win the match! Actually... Even if he doesn't keep using moves like that he'll win the match!

[Nemesis is back on his feet. Nemesis puts the chicken wing on Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Nemesis breaks the hold. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Now Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" standing. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" delivers a low blow to Nemesis. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" punches Nemesis repeatedly. ]

UFW Prez - Nemesis takes a weak move.


Commish BioHazard - Its that Bob the Builder again... he's hopeless...

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" grabs Nemesis and hits him with a European uppercut. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" clotheslines Nemesis. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" with a jumping DDT on Nemesis. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is trying to put Nemesis away with a choke sleeper. Bill Fraser asks Nemesis if he quits. ... ... Nemesis trys to escape. ... Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" tightens the hold. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" breaks the hold. Nemesis is up again. Nemesis grabs Body and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - arm wrench!

[Nemesis covers Body hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" attacks Nemesis stopping the count. ]

Commish BioHazard - Bob The Builder is really starting to p!ss me off.... I just might go in there and sort him out...

[The Body gets elbowed to his midsection by Nemesis. ]

UFW Prez - Nemesis executes a elbow to midsection.

[ Body delivers a low blow to Nemesis. Body stomps Nemesis. Body goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Anguish attacks Body stopping the count. ]

Steven Smith - Anguish breaks up the 3 count...

[Nemesis executes a headlock takedown. Nemesis uppercuts The Body. Body kicks Nemesis in the back of the leg. ]

UFW Prez - The Body with a kick.


Commish BioHazard - Wow! A kick!

[The Body knees Nemesis and rolls back to his feet. Nemesis moves back to his feet. Nemesis executes a springboard bulldog, slamming The Body's head onto the mat. ]

Commish BioHazard - ** Yawn** Is this match still going on?

[The Body kicks Nemesis in the head. Nemesis is back on his feet. Body takes a slap to the face from Nemesis. Now Nemesis standing. Body forearm smashes Nemesis. ]


Commish BioHazard - Sorry about that folks....

Steven Smith - Nemesis takes a Forearm Smash.

[ Body slaps the face of Nemesis. The Body gets up. Nemesis picks Body up and side suplexes him to the mat. Nemesis gets up. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Body.]

Bobby Bradford - arm wrench!

[Nemesis grabs The Body and applies an arm wrench. The Body gets up. Nemesis chops Body. Nemesis applies the clawhold on Body. Nemesis uses a lariat on The Body. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Body. Body stands up. Nemesis brings The Body down with a Mexican armdrag takedown. ]

Commish BioHazard - Nemesis executes a Mexican armdrag takedown.

[Nemesis covers The Body hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Body escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - He should have just stayed on the attack.


Commish BioHazard - It was worth a try... trying for the pin that is... you never know with The Body.

[Now The Body standing. Anguish moves back to his feet. Anguish trys for a superplex but is unable to lift The Body.Anguish hits a kneeling headbutt to Body's groin. Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Body. Anguish moves back to his feet. ]

Commish BioHazard - hehe, that was so lame. I mean that was The Revenant standard.

[Anguish trys for a pumphandle slam but is not strong enough to lift The Body. Anguish punches The Body in the head. ]

Steven Smith - Body takes a punch.

Commish BioHazard - Why can't this damn match hurry up....

[Anguish takes a slap to the face from Body. Body moves back to his feet. The Body tackles and begins punching Anguish. Anguish moves back to his feet. Anguish hits a jumping elbow thrust on Body. ]

Bobby Bradford - Anguish with a jumping elbow thrust.
[Anguish spinning mule kicks Body. Body lifts Anguish into a vertical suplex. The Body moves back to his feet. Body applies a boston crab to Anguish. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Nemesis attacks The Body breaking the hold. ]

Bobby Bradford - The Body was so close!!

Commish BioHazard - No he wasn't, Nemisis broke up the hold.

UFW Prez - Your right and Anguish could use some help about now.

[ Body chokes Anguish with his boot. The Body sucks chants start in the crowd. The Body executes a piledriver on Anguish. ]

Bobby Bradford - Nice Piledriver by The Body.

Commish BioHazard - it wasn't anything special.

[ Body falls head first into Anguish. ]

Steven Smith - That Falling head butt was very good.

[The Body puts Anguish in a reverse chin lock. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Anguish trys to escape. Anguish escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - Body almost won the match!

Commish BioHazard - No he didn't, what are talking about man?

Bobby Badford - Well.... he could have won the match...


[ Body measures Anguish up and drops a closed fist. ]

Bobby Bradford - Fist drop!

Commish BioHazard - Haha! How lame!

[ Body delivers a low blow to Anguish. The Body measures Anguish up and drops a closed fist. Anguish stands up. Anguish trys for a springboard DDT but The Body avoids it. Anguish sends The Body to ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) The Body gets elbowed to his midsection by Anguish. (...3) Anguish applies the clawhold on Body. (....4) Body tackles Anguish. Body gets back to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Anguish chops The Body. ]

UFW Prez - chop!

Commish BioHazard -Wow! Thats just amazing!

[Anguish connects with a low blow. The Body goes down. Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on Body. Body gets up. The Body delivers a spine buster to Anguish. The Body goes for a pin. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" attacks The Body stopping the count. ]

Bobby Bradford - Body almost won the match!

Commish BioHazard - Stop Saying that! He didn't almost win.

[Anguish gets back to his feet. The Body takes Anguish down with a knee. The Body covers Anguish hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 Anguish kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - He should have just stayed on the attack.


[Anguish trys for a back suplex but The Body avoids it. They head back into the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - They're moving back to the ring. Anguish can get the pinfall at the ring.

UFW Prez - Yere and he also could have also got the pin where he was you gimp. Bio set it up so it was a falls count anywhere match. Its part of the match gimmick.

Bobby Bradford - Oh... sorry.


[ Body knees Anguish and rolls back to his feet. Body kicks Anguish in the stomach. Anguish is up again. Anguish bounces Body off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Anguish is up again. Now Body standing. Body delivers a kick to the head of Anguish. Body connects with a flying knee. Anguish goes down. The Body stomps Anguish. ]

Bobby Bradford - Stomp!

[Anguish stands up. The Body connects with a low blow. Anguish goes down. The Body stomps Anguish's head. Now Anguish standing. The Body slaps the face of Anguish. Body moves back to his feet. The Body tackles Anguish. Now Body standing. The Body drives a forearm into the head of Anguish. ]

Commish BioHazard - The Body with a Forearm Smash.

[Anguish trys for a bridging back suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Body.The move along to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Anguish superkicks Body. Both Body and Anguish go back to the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - It was a smart move to the ring. Body no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes the flying head scissors on The Body. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a flying headbutt on The Body. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" is back on his feet. The Body is back on his feet. The move along to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Body gets elbowed to his midsection by Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". ]

UFW Prez - elbow to midsection!


[Crotch chop from The Body. (...3) (....4) The Body rolls onto Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" connecting with a knee. (.....5) They fight into theJewel Room. Both The Body and Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" go back to the ring. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" executes a headlock takedown. Body is up again. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" pokes Body in the eye with his thumb. Body delivers a short-arm clothesline to Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" delivers a spinning backbreak to The Body. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" covers The Body. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Body escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Now Body standing. Body gets elbowed to his midsection by Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Body gets hit with a back heel kick. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" clotheslines The Body. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" grabs Body and hits him with a European uppercut. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" clotheslines The Body. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" pokes Body in the eye with his thumb. Body goes for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" dodges the attack. Body and Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" head to the Throne-room. The Body side slams Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Body gets up. The Body puts Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" in a reverse chin lock. Bill Fraser asks Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" escapes. ]

Commish BioHazard - This is the most boring match in the history of the WORLD!!

[The Body measures Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" up and drops a closed fist. Body stomps Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". The Body rolls onto Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" connecting with a knee. Body rolls onto Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" connecting with a knee. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" goes for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but The Body dodges the attack. ]

UFW Prez - Body could use some help about now.

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" hits The Body with a double underhook piledriver right into the Carpet. The Body gets up. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" leg lariats Body, sending him to the Carpet. ]

Commish BioHazard - The Body Is at the recieving end of a leg lariat!

[Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and Body both head for the Ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Nemesis executes a pumphandle suplex on Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". (..2) (...3) Nemesis takes Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" down with a knee. (....4) Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" delivers a low blow to Nemesis. (.....5) Nemesis and Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" move back into the ring. Nemesis legsweeps Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man". Nemesis grabs Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and applies an arm wrench. Nemesis grabs Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and applies an arm wrench. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gets up. Anguish trys for a Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift The Body.The Body and Anguish go to the Throne-room. ]

Commish BioHazard - Haha! Anguish couldn't even lift up the Body!

UFW Prez - Well, he's almost double Angy's weight so thats not surprising.

Commish BioHazard - He's that heavy? No wonder he's so fat.

[Anguish goes for a slingshot elbow drop but The Body dodges the attack. Anguish and Body both head for the Ringside. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Anguish grabs Body and applies an arm wrench. (...3) Anguish executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Body. The Body is up again. (....4) Body kicks Anguish in the stomach. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Body get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Anguish. Anguish covers The Body hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" attacks Anguish stopping the count. ]

UFW Prez - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Body.

[The Body gets up. Anguish with a high crossbody on Body. Anguish stands up. Anguish spinning mule kicks Body. Anguish grabs The Body and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - arm wrench!

[Anguish executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Body. Anguish is back on his feet. The Body climbs to his feet. The Body lifts Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" and delivers a back breaker. Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" gets up. The Body puts Bob Ullrich "Demolition Man" in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Body tightens the hold. Body breaks the hold. ]

UFW Prez - The Body almost won the match!

Commish BioHazard - Nah he didn't

[ Nemesis picks up The Body and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Nemesis stands up. Nemesis head butts The Body. Nemesis sucks chants start in the crowd. Nemesis grabs The Body and applies an arm wrench. The Body moves back to his feet. Body and Nemesis go to the Throne-room. Nemesis comes from behind and bulldogs Body. Nemesis is back on his feet. Nemesis looks The Body in the face and says Suck it. Nemesis sucks chants start in the crowd. The Body gets back to his feet. Nemesis climbs to the top rope, jumps on Body and Tornado DDT's him onto the Carpet. Nemesis hits a screwdriver on Body. The Body is pinned. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Nemesis!!!

{Round 2}



~Myst vs. Nick Taylor (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 400 pounds, from Pheonix a member of The Legion, Myst!!!

["An errie mist fills the arena. The most popular and well known theme song in UFW plays in the Palace. Myst walks to the temporary ring" ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 203 pounds, from Steve Jobs' house, Nick Taylor!!!

[The Palace goes black. A Mac lights up the tron. "Mama Mia" by ABBA drifts through the Palace. Nick Taylor appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He walks down to the set-up ring taking pictures of the Palace with his digital camera. Myst yells at Nick Laylor saying he is a 'geek'. Bill Fraser checks Nick's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Myst legsweeps Taylor. Myst hits a koppo kick on Nick Taylor. They move to the ringside]

Steven Smith - Uh Oh, Myst better watch out, there are tons of weapons at ringside

Bobby Bradford - But Myst is a living legend, there is no way he'll lose.

[Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Nick cuts Myst with A 2x4 covered in barbed wire. Myst breaks A 2x4 covered in barbed wire. Myst is bleeding as a result. Nick dives head first into Myst. Now Taylor standing. (..2) Myst gets up. (...3) Myst hits Taylor with a heart punch. (....4) Myst applies an arm wrench to Taylor. ]

UFW Prez - Myst with a arm wrench.

[(.....5) Myst takes Nick into the ring. Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop on Taylor. ]

Steven Smith - Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Myst moves back to his feet. Myst hits Nick Taylor with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst takes Taylor down with a elbowdrop.


[Myst gets up. Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop on Nick Taylor. Myst stands up. Now Nick Taylor standing. Myst gets elbowed to his midsection by Nick Taylor. Nick gets elbowed to his midsection by Myst. ]

Steven Smith - Myst executes a elbow to midsection.

[Myst delivers a kick to the head of Taylor. Myst rolls onto Nick connecting with a knee. Nick climbs to his feet. Nick trys for a gut-wrench powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Myst.]

UFW Prez - My God!! What a match! Are you enjoying this match Steven?

Steven Smith - Oh yeah!

[Nick Taylor pulls Myst's hair. Nick bites Myst's arm out of desperation. Nick Taylor gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Nick Taylor climbs to his feet. Nick jabs Myst. ]

UFW Prez - Myst takes a jab.

[Nick Taylor executes a headlock takedown. Nick Taylor covers Myst hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Myst kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - Not even close!


[Nick Taylor grabs Myst's head and bites him in the face. ]

UFW Prez - Nick with a face bite.

Steven Smith - Urgh! What kind a freak would bite Myst's face? Its all dirty and yucky.

[ Nick chops Myst. Nick uppercuts Myst. ]

Steven Smith - Nick Taylor executes a uppercut.

[Myst knocks Nick Taylor down with a hard enziguri. Taylor is back on his feet. Taylor bounces Myst off the ropes and clotheslines him. Myst gets back to his feet. Myst nails Nick with a springboard dropkick. Myst is up again. Myst goes for a flying elbow drop (regular) but Nick Taylor dodges the attack. ]

UFW Prez - The UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.


[Myst climbs to his feet. Nick locks Myst in that boston crab. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Myst trys to escape. Myst escapes. Nick rakes the face of Myst in attempt to make a come back. Nick Taylor hits a spinning leg lariat on Myst sending him to the mat. Taylor grabs Myst and applies an arm wrench. ]

Steven Smith - Nick with a arm wrench.


[Myst climbs to his feet. Taylor is up again. Myst hits Taylor with a Baba chop. Myst double underhook faceslams Taylor hard to the Nick Taylor. Myst applies an arm wrench to Nick Taylor. Myst covers Nick. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Nick kicks out. ]

UFW Prez - Myst should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Myst rakes his fingers across Nick's back. Myst picks Taylor up and executes a stomachbreaker. Myst executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nick Taylor. ]


Steven Smith - Myst is doing quite well at this point in the match.

Bobby Bradford - Yes.. well, he is a living legend as I pointed out earlier.


[Myst stands up. Flying lariat by Myst takes Nick Taylor down. Myst climbs to his feet. Indian deathlock applied by Myst. Bill Fraser asks Nick Taylor if he quits. ... ... Myst tightens the hold. ... Myst breaks the hold. The move along to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Myst throws An Orb at Nick Taylor. Myst hits the handspring moonsault on Nick. Myst is back on his feet. Now Nick standing. (..2) (...3) Myst jumps from the top and nails Taylor with a flying axhandle smash. (....4) Myst executes a corkscrew legdrop on Taylor. Taylor gets back to his feet. (.....5) Myst and Taylor walk through the door and enter the Throne-room. Myst neck snaps Nick Taylor. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst with a neck snap.

[ Taylor applies the clawhold on Myst. ]

Steven Smith - clawhold!

[ Nick executes a headlock takedown. ]

UFW Prez - Myst takes a headlock takedown.

[ Nick grabs Myst and applies an arm wrench. Myst moves back to his feet. Nick comes from behind and bulldogs Myst. Nick Taylor is back on his feet. Nick applies an arm wrench to Myst. Myst gets up. Myst hits Taylor with a running powerbomb on to the Carpet. Myst executes the Nagata Lock on Taylor. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Myst tightens the hold. ... Myst tightens the hold. Taylor escapes. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst's momma would be proud!

[Myst grabs Nick and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Myst executes a arm wrench.

[Myst executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nick. Myst grabs Nick Taylor and applies an arm wrench. Nick Taylor is up again. Myst gets elbowed to his midsection by Nick Taylor. Nick Taylor hits a koppo kick on Myst. ]

Steven Smith - koppo kick!


[Myst delivers a spinning backbreak to Taylor. Taylor gets back to his feet. Myst jumps from the top rope and hits Nick Taylor with a flying armdrag. Myst climbs to his feet. Both Taylor and Myst make their way back to the ring. Myst goes for a flying senton but Nick dodges the attack. Nick moves back to his feet. Taylor is locked in the half Boston by Myst. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Myst tightens the hold. ... ... Myst tightens the hold. Myst breaks the hold. ]

Bobby Bradford - The UFW is the only place for entertainment like this!

UFW Prez - Yea... damn right.


[Nick Taylor moves back to his feet. Nick planchas on to Myst. Now Taylor standing. Nick applies the clawhold on Myst. Flying side kick by Nick takes Myst off his feet. Nick Taylor gets up. Nick Taylor grabs Myst and applies an arm wrench. Taylor grabs Myst and applies an arm wrench. Myst is up again. Myst hits a power slam on Taylor. Myst stands up. Myst hits a frog splash on Taylor. Nick Taylor gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Myst. Myst and Nick make their way to the Jewel Room. Myst knees Nick Taylor and rolls back to his feet. Myst chants start. Nick Taylor gets back to his feet. Myst hits Nick Taylor with a heart punch. Myst executes the Gourdbuster on Taylor! Myst covers Nick Taylor hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steven Smith - Myst has won the match!

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Myst!!!

UFW Prez - And now we move onto the second round numero two. Its Nemisis vs. BioHazard, should a be a good match, and then its the final... and Bio will be coming back to re-join soon aswell.

Steven Smith - Awww.... I hate Bio....



~Nemesis vs. Biohazard (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Brooklyn NY, Biohazard!!!

[Darkness, apart from numerous red and blue lights circling the arena and Break Out by The Foo Fighters hits and Biohazard enters.He then strolls down to the Temporary ring.]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Athens, Greece, Nemesis!!!

["Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden hits and an explosion rocks the Palace and Nemesis makes his way to the set-up ring. BioHazard checks the ropes. Bill Fraser checks Nemesis's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings)BioHazard and Nemisis walk towards each other in the middle of the ring, they exchange words, then they smile and shake hands, they then once again separate and face each other.]

UFW Prez - Wow! Thats a true sign of friendship between these two superstars.

Bobby Bradford - Well, they are tag-team partners and stable mates.

[Biohazard slaps Nemesis in the face. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard grabs Nemesis's leg and takes him down. Nemesis picks Biohazard up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Nemesis is up again. Biohazard gets locked into the headscissors submission by Nemesis. Referee Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Biohazard is fighting the hold. Biohazard escapes. Nemesis drags Biohazard to the floor. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Nemesis uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto Biohazard. Nemesis sucks chants start in the crowd. Nemesis is up again. Nemesis takes Biohazard into the ring. ]

Bobby Bradford - They're taking the fight back to the ring, Biohazard has to be careful to avoid being pinned by Nemesis.

Steven Smith - This is quality sports entertainment! Did you see that last move?

VP Novak - All they did was move back to the ring.

Steven Smith - Well, It was a good stratigical move.

VP Novak - Whatever.

[Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Biohazard. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Flying side kick by Biohazard takes Nemesis off his feet. ]

Steven Smith - Nemesis takes a flying side kick.

[Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. ]

UFW Prez - Biohazard executes a flying knee drop.

[Biohazard is back on his feet. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard stands up. Nemesis stands up. Biohazard executes a swinging bulldog on Nemesis driving Nemesis's face into the mat. Biohazard gets up. Biohazard covers Nemesis. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 Nemesis kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Biohazard hits Nemesis with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

UFW Prez - Biohazard executes a rolling elbow smash.

[Now Nemesis standing. Biohazard hits him with a back fist. Biohazard with a headscissors takeover on Nemesis. Biohazard is up again. Biohazard and Nemesis make their way to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

Steven Smith - Nemesis could use some help about now.

UFW Prez - Well, he won't get any because if anyone from the BrotherHood runs in, they'd be turning on BioHazard.

Bobby Bradford - Good point.

[Nemesis comes from behind and bulldogs Biohazard. Nemesis moves back to his feet. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Biohazard with a takeover suplex on Nemesis. ]

UFW Prez - Good takeover suplex by Biohazard.

[Biohazard climbs to his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard stands up. Nemesis moves back to his feet. Nemesis hits a spinning leg lariat on Biohazard sending him to the Carpet. Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - arm wrench!



[Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Biohazard. Biohazard gets up. Biohazard hits Nemesis with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Nemesis is back on his feet. Biohazard Yakuza kicks Nemesis to the Carpet. Nemesis gets up. Nemesis uses a lariat on Biohazard. Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. ]

UFW Prez - Biohazard takes a arm wrench.

[Nemesis uses a lariat on Biohazard. Nemesis covers Biohazard hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Biohazard kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Biohazard.

[Now Biohazard standing. Nemesis chops Biohazard. Nemesis comes from behind and bulldogs Biohazard. Nemesis stands up. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Biohazard leaps up, swings around Nemesis and DDT's him onto the Carpet. Biohazard covers Nemesis. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Nemesis escapes. ]

UFW Prez - Biohazard was so close!!

Steven Smith - I wish every match could be like this!

[Biohazard goes for a airplane spin but Nemesis dodges the attack. Biohazard puts Nemesis in the double armbar submission. Bill Fraser asks Nemesis if he quits. ... ... Biohazard tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Nemesis escapes. Biohazard rakes the face of Nemesis in attempt to make a come back. Biohazard comes from behind and bulldogs Nemesis. Biohazard gets up. Nemesis climbs to his feet. Biohazard hits him with a back fist. Biohazard gets elbowed to his midsection by Nemesis. Nemesis uppercuts Biohazard. Biohazard nails Nemesis with a belly-to-back suplex. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard covers Nemesis. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 ...2 Nemesis kicks out. ]

Bobby Bradford - Biohazard should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Nemesis climbs to his feet. Biohazard picks up Nemesis and hits him with a Back Suplex. Nemesis moves back to his feet. Biohazard gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Nemesis. Nemesis sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

UFW Prez - Good fisherman suplex by Nemesis.

[Nemesis gets back to his feet. Nemesis and Biohazard leaves The Throne-room and goes back to the ring-side. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Biohazard is up again. (..2) Biohazard executes a swinging bulldog on Nemesis driving Nemesis's face into the floor. Biohazard is back on his feet. (...3) Nemesis discus punches Biohazard. ]

Steven Smith - Discus Punch!

[(....4) Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) They fight into theJewel Room. Biohazard and Nemesis head for the ring once again. Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. ]

Bobby Bradford - Nemesis executes a arm wrench.

[Biohazard uses a standing moonsault on Nemesis. Biohazard gets up. Nemesis gets back to his feet. Nemesis is locked in the elbow submission by Biohazard. Bill Fraser asks Nemesis if he quits. ... ... Nemesis trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Nemesis escapes. Biohazard and Nemesis head to the Throne-room. ]

Steven Smith - Nemesis will have to watch out for weapons at The Throne-room.


[ They head back into the ring. Nemesis hits a spinning leg lariat on Biohazard sending him to the mat. Biohazard executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Nemesis's head onto the mat. The move along to the Jewel Room. Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) (..2) Biohazard grabs Nemesis's leg and takes him down. (...3) Nemesis bounces Biohazard off the ropes and clotheslines him. (....4) Biohazard gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Nemesis. (.....5) Nemesis and Biohazard move back to the ringside Biohazard and Nemesis move back into the ring. Biohazard Yakuza kicks Nemesis to the mat. Biohazard covers Nemesis. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 Nemesis kicks out. Nemesis stands up. Flying side kick by Biohazard takes Nemesis off his feet. Now Biohazard standing. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. ]

UFW Prez - Biohazard with a flying knee drop.

[Biohazard gets back to his feet. Nemesis is up again. Biohazard delivers a huge Soviet Suplex sending Nemesis onto the mat. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard knee drops Nemesis. Biohazard is up again. ]

Bobby Bradford - The UFW is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. Now Biohazard standing. Nemesis connects with a flying knee. Biohazard goes down. ]

Steven Smith - Nemesis with a knee.

[Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. Nemesis applies an arm wrench to Biohazard. Nemesis slaps the face of Biohazard. Nemesis legsweeps Biohazard. Nemesis grabs Biohazard and applies an arm wrench. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard hits Nemesis with the double arm DDT into the mat. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Nemesis and Biohazard go to the Throne-room. ]

Bobby Bradford - Biohazard can get a weapn at The Throne-room.


[Biohazard stands up. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. Nemesis gets up. Biohazard hits a running sommersault legdrop on Nemesis. ]

Bobby Bradford - Nice running sommersault legdrop by Biohazard.

[Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard sucks chants start in the crowd. Biohazard stands up. Biohazard Opens the door and they go throught it to the Jewel Room Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Nemesis. Biohazard gets up. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nemesis. Biohazard lifts Nemisis up into a suplex and turns it into the nuclear ScrewDriver! Its all over!. Biohazard goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Biohazard!!!

UFW Prez - And now we go on to out Tourney final.... should be a damn good match.

[BioHazard then helps Nemisis back up to his feet, they shake hands and head to their dressing room while "Break Out" by The Foo Fighters plays through out the Palace]



~Biohazard vs. Myst (Tourney Match) gimmick (Buckingham Palace Brawl)~



Bobby Bradford - This match is a Buckingham Palace Brawl. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 400 pounds, from Pheonix a member of The Legion, Myst!!!

["An errie mist fills the Palace. The most popular and well known theme song in UFW plays in the Palace. Myst walks to the temporary ring" ]

Bobby Bradford - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Brooklyn NY, Biohazard!!!

[Darkness, apart from numerous red and blue lights circling the ring and Break POut by The Foo Fighters hitsand Biohazard enters. Myst checks his boots. Biohazard gets hit with flying garbage. (ding, ding, ding) Myst applies the clawhold on Biohazard. Biohazard kicks Myst in the groin. Biohazard nails Myst with a belly-to-back suplex. Biohazard stands up. Biohazard goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts the pin. ...1 Myst escapes. ]

Steven Smith - Not even close!


[Myst executes the brain buster on Biohazard. Myst chants start. Myst gets back to his feet. Myst with a falling splash on Biohazard. Biohazard is up again. Myst apllies the camel clutch on Biohazard. Bill Fraser asks Biohazard if he quits. ... Biohazard is fighting the hold. ... ... Biohazard is fighting the hold. Biohazard escapes. Myst drags Biohazard to the floor. ]

Steven Smith - Biohazard is much safer at Ringside. Myst can't get a pin there.

UFW Prez - Look Steven, how many time do I have to tell you, Its a Falls Count anywhere match, but the ref can STILL count them out if they are NOT in the other rooms, Its quite strange... but what can you expect from someone who was brought up in a Nuclear Power Plant?

Steven Smith - Ok.



[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Biohazard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Myst. Myst climbs to his feet. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard trys for a Soviet Suplex but Myst avoids it. Biohazard and Myst go to the floor Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) ]

UFW Prez - Did you see that last move?

Steven Smith - Yes sir!

UFW Prez - And did you actually like it?

Steven Smith - yere... well... sorta... um, hey look, their wrestling!


[(..2) Biohazard gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Myst. (...3) Biohazard get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Myst. Biohazard gets up. (....4) Biohazard hits Myst with a rolling elbow smash to the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Myst. Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Myst. Biohazard is back on his feet. Myst gets back to his feet. Biohazard slaps Myst in the face. Biohazard stands up. Biohazard rakes the face of Myst in attempt to make a come back. Myst trys for a standing moonsault but Biohazard avoids it. Myst locks Biohazard in the kneebar. Bill Fraser asks Biohazard if he quits. ... Biohazard trys to escape. ... Biohazard escapes. Biohazard with a headscissors takeover on Myst. Biohazard sucks chants start in the crowd. Biohazard is back on his feet. Myst is locked in the elbow submission by Biohazard. Bill Fraser is checking for a tap out. ... Myst trys to escape. ... ... Myst trys to escape. Biohazard breaks the hold. Biohazard and Myst make their way to the Jewel Room. ]

Bobby Bradford - If Myst or Biohazard could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

Steven Smith - Yea, but that goes without saying.

[Bill Fraser starts the count (.1) Biohazard slingshot elbow drops Myst. ]

Bobby Bradford - Myst takes a slingshot elbow drop.

[(..2) (...3) Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Myst. Biohazard gets back to his feet. Biohazard covers Myst hooking the leg. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 Myst kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Myst.

[Myst is up again. (....4) Biohazard hits him with a back fist. (.....5) Biohazard and Myst walk through the door and enter the Throne-room. Biohazard Yakuza kicks Myst to the Carpet. Myst get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Biohazard. ]

Bobby Bradford - Biohazard with a double axhandle chop.


[Indian deathlock applied by Myst. The referee is checking the situation. ... Biohazard trys to escape. ... Biohazard is fighting the hold. ... Biohazard trys to escape. ... Biohazard trys to escape. Biohazard escapes. Myst hits Biohazard with an elbowdrop. ]

UFW Prez - Myst executes a elbowdrop.

[Myst and Biohazard move back to ringside. They fight into theJewel Room. Both Biohazard and Myst go back to the ring. Biohazard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Myst. ]

UFW Prez - diving elbow smash!

[ Biohazard moves back to his feet. Biohazard executes a swinging bulldog on Myst driving Myst's face into the mat. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Myst climbs to his feet. Myst spinning mule kicks Biohazard. Myst covers Biohazard. The ref starts the count. ...1 Biohazard escapes. ]

Steven Smith - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Biohazard.

Bobby Bradford - Didn't you just say that? But about Myst?

Steven Smith - Urm... well, they're both pretty good I guess.... a pretty even match.

[Myst get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Biohazard. ]

Bobby Bradford - Biohazard with a double axhandle chop.

[Biohazard superkicks Myst. Biohazard executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Myst. Biohazard covers Myst hooking the leg. Referee Bill Fraser makes the count. ...1 Myst kicks out. ]

Steven Smith - This a damn exciting match!

[Myst gets up. Myst hits a kneeling headbutt to Biohazard's groin. Myst chants start. Biohazard gets up. Myst comes from behind and bulldogs Biohazard. Biohazard climbs to his feet. Myst Opens the door and they go throught it to the Jewel Room Biohazard gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Myst. Biohazard gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Myst. Biohazard gets put on the turnbuckle while Myst gives him the Whippersnapper. Myst goes for a pin. Bill Fraser counts. ...1 ...2 ...3]

Bobby Bradford - The winner of this match, Myst!!!

UFW Prez - Yup, and thats it for the Tourney, now its just title matches!

Bobby Bradford - And some grudge matches, B.A. vs. The Revenant for one .. with the winner getting Mercedes! mmmmmm..... Mercedes....

UFW Prez - Yes... good point and.. stop being a pervert. And also, the matches will start taking place inside this Arena again... they should all be back by now... and Myst and BioHazard will probably be back after the commecial break...following that is Emerald Fusion against a mystery opponent... wonder who it will be... but first, we're cutting to comercials!

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